Disney Character you'd sleep with

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-01-22 12:36am

Master of Ossus wrote:
which Disney cartoon character would you sleep with? You have to pick one.
SD.net sinks to a new sexual low.

Just be glad that people haven't posted the Disney pornos. That shit is FUNNY.

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-01-22 12:37am

Durandal wrote:Ariel has a mouth, and she obviously doesn't use it to breathe air. Am I the only one who's noticed this?

For that matter, she has a nose, too.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-01-22 12:39am

Robert Treder wrote:
Durandal wrote:Ariel has a mouth, and she obviously doesn't use it to breathe air. Am I the only one who's noticed this?
For that matter, she has a nose, too.

Skin is very stretchable, but unless you've got a needle-dick, you're not fitting in there.

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2003-01-22 12:58am

Elisa Maza, form the Disney Show "Gargoyles", why? well, she has the same genetics (almost) of Jessica Alba, and she's FUCKIN HOT!

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-01-22 01:07am

Robert Treder wrote:
Durandal wrote:Ariel has a mouth, and she obviously doesn't use it to breathe air. Am I the only one who's noticed this?
For that matter, she has a nose, too.

The nose can be rationalized as an olfactory organ.

What? You don't think sea creatures need to smell?

Damaramu · Post by **Damaramu** » 2003-01-22 01:15am

Hmm....I think maybe that mechanic chick from Atlantis (was she old enough???)

Or even that Atlantian chick...her voice actor was pretty hot!

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-01-22 01:19am

Exonerate wrote:I can't remember any tall Disney characters with black hair... Hmf. And has to be female.

Snow White, and I think Jasmine.

As for me, I don't know. Belle maybe. She good looking enough and certainly seems to be willing to try different things. C'mon, you don't think she was stuck in that castle with the Beast for that damn long and didn't get any did you.

As for non-classic Disney, I'm imagining an orgy with Eliza Maza, Demona, Delilah, the young princess, and Fox. I am a bad, bad man.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-01-22 03:37am

XaLEv wrote:
Zaia wrote: If we wanted to really get nasty, we could get into a discussion about Pinnochio's nose and its various potential uses. Shame it's a bit thin, though...
*with last comment, shoves thread down another notch*
Ah, I love this place. *grins*
"Lie to me Pinnochio, lie to me!"

Exactly!

Bwahahahah....

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-22 03:56am

My top choice has got to be Ariel for a number of reasons...

Pre-change she has that mouth she doesnt need to breath with....which offers up a lot of possibilites in and of itself....

After the change....well, she's supposed to have no real knowledge or understanding of how things are done on the surface....and that too opens up a lot of ground to cover. Someone said Alice seemed like she'd be willing to experiment.....Ariel wouldnt even know it was experimenting....

And of course....she's a redhead.....

I certainly wouldnt be adverse to Jasmine either.....but Ariel takes top spot for me.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-01-22 05:36am

You people make me SICK!!! How dare you defile the innocent memories of millions world-wide. Do you think you're being funny? Is this some kind of joke for you? The child I was weeps in disturbed horror, much like I did when Bambi's mommy died. Didn't you feel bad when you saw that, it was just so sad. Mean ole hunters. I wanted to give Bambi a hug, to make him feel better, yeah, a good tight squeeze. I bet he smelled nice, too. All that fur, wouldn't that feel soft on your skin? "What? OK Bambi, I'll chase you through the forest, just keep flicking your little white tale so I can see you.WHEEEEEEE!..."

Low? you people don't know from low.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-22 05:41am

Sex + Disney != Fun....

King Six to Mother Goose. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over...

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-22 05:43am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Sex + Disney != Fun....

King Six to Mother Goose. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over...

You're absolutely right.....have you seen pics of Walt? I'm not against necrophillia really....but....ugh....*shudders*

Captain Kruger · Post by **Captain Kruger** » 2003-01-22 05:52am

Jasmine, hands down. Second place goes to Esmerelda.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-01-22 05:53am

Keevan_Colton wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Sex + Disney != Fun....

King Six to Mother Goose. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over...
You're absolutely right.....have you seen pics of Walt? I'm not against necrophillia really....but....ugh....*shudders*

Uhh, Walt was cremated there fellas.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-22 06:09am

Frank Hipper wrote:
Keevan_Colton wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Sex + Disney != Fun....

King Six to Mother Goose. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over...
You're absolutely right.....have you seen pics of Walt? I'm not against necrophillia really....but....ugh....*shudders*

Uhh, Walt was cremated there fellas.

Damn history for spoiling a perfectly good joke!

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-01-22 07:01am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Ariel, maybe. But she seems a little too thin. I don't care too much for how she's drawn, either.

Speaking of that, did anyone else feel a little uncomfortable as kids when first seeing The Little Mermaid? All that implied nudity seemed to be kinda pushing the limit, especially considering how little it didn't show sometimes...

Wait a second, what the hell?

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-22 07:11am

You know, seeing the title of this topic ruined a perfectly good day.

I mean, GOD! Who THINKS about this stuff?

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-01-22 07:13am

HemlockGrey wrote: I mean, GOD! Who THINKS about this stuff?

Quite a few people, apparently...

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-22 07:14am

HemlockGrey wrote:You know, seeing the title of this topic ruined a perfectly good day.

I mean, GOD! Who THINKS about this stuff?

*jumps up and down waving*

Me! Me! Me!

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-01-22 07:18am

HemlockGrey wrote:You know, seeing the title of this topic ruined a perfectly good day.

I mean, GOD! Who THINKS about this stuff?

I can show you some nice websites...

www.freecartoonsex.com, off the top of my head, for instance.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-22 07:19am

NO!...just NO!

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-01-22 07:28am

If you insist. I've never had anything against drawn porn, though. To me, it's only slightly more abstract than photographic porn. It's still a flat image. Still gets you standing at attention (*nudge nudge, wink wink*).

EDIT: I do draw the line at tentacles and crap, though. Nothing I wouldn't want to see in real life, thank you very much.

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-01-22 09:50am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Ariel, maybe. But she seems a little too thin. I don't care too much for how she's drawn, either.

Speaking of that, did anyone else feel a little uncomfortable as kids when first seeing The Little Mermaid? All that implied nudity seemed to be kinda pushing the limit, especially considering how little it didn't show sometimes...

Nope. I've pretty much wanted to fuck most female disney characters since I was little.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-22 10:21am

Guys, I feel compelled to point out that Disney was behind Roger Rabbit, which means that Jessica Rabbit is a candidate. Remember her?

PS. Zaia is more twisted and creative than I thought. This I like

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-22 10:25am

Alright....so there is now the possibility of the fun with Jessica and Ariel....mmm.....redheads....