Disney Character you'd sleep with

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-01-22 10:27am

Keevan_Colton wrote:Alright....so there is now the possibility of the fun with Jessica and Ariel....mmm.....redheads....

They're not bad, they're just drawn that way...

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-22 10:31am

Alex Moon wrote:
Keevan_Colton wrote:Alright....so there is now the possibility of the fun with Jessica and Ariel....mmm.....redheads....
They're not bad, they're just drawn that way...

*laughs*
Off to Cool World?

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-01-22 10:33am

Keevan_Colton wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:
Keevan_Colton wrote:Alright....so there is now the possibility of the fun with Jessica and Ariel....mmm.....redheads....
They're not bad, they're just drawn that way...
*laughs*
Off to Cool World?

The more the merrier.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-22 10:35am

Excellent!

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-01-22 11:25am

Some ppl have too much time and testosterone on their hands. This is a new level of depravity.

Jessica Rabbit was a hottie though

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-01-22 11:26am

Of course she's a hottie...I mean look at those boobs.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-01-22 11:27am

Darth Pounder wrote:Jessica Rabbit was a hottie though

HELL, YEAH!

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-22 11:39am

So where do we stand now....
Personally I see some intresting potential mixing Jessica and Ariel....and if we can go non-Disney add in a certain Mrs. Flintstone to roundout a nice hand of redheads.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-01-22 12:05pm

You guys... you're leaving out Chip & Dale. Certainly someone here has to be up for a little chipmunk action Richard Gere style?

Myself I'd have to go with Jessica Rabitt. Not only is she hot she seems to be a bit of a nympho (hello...she married a rabitt) plus she has Kathleen Turner's voice (did you see her in Body Heat?).

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-22 12:08pm

Tsyroc wrote:You guys... you're leaving out Chip & Dale. Certainly someone here has to be up for a little chipmunk action Richard Gere style?

Myself I'd have to go with Jessica Rabitt. Not only is she hot she seems to be a bit of a nympho (hello...she married a rabitt) plus she has Kathleen Turner's voice (did you see her in Body Heat?).

Only thing more fun than a lot of hot redheads....a lot of hot nympho redheads.....

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-01-22 12:13pm

Darth Wong wrote:PS. Zaia is more twisted and creative than I thought. This I like

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-01-22 12:17pm

Darth Yoshi wrote:
Robert Treder wrote:
Durandal wrote:Ariel has a mouth, and she obviously doesn't use it to breathe air. Am I the only one who's noticed this?
For that matter, she has a nose, too.
The nose can be rationalized as an olfactory organ.

What? You don't think sea creatures need to smell?

Actually, it's more likely an evolutionary holdover. We saw that mermaids live primarily under water, so it makes sense that they would have some sort of alternate method of obtaining oxygen while submerged. Ariel also clearly has vocal chords, so she must have lungs that receive oxygen through some other means in order to expel CO2 as sound waves under water.

Perhaps she has gills that we didn't see?

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-22 12:21pm

Durandal wrote:
Darth Yoshi wrote:
Robert Treder wrote: For that matter, she has a nose, too.
The nose can be rationalized as an olfactory organ.

What? You don't think sea creatures need to smell?
Actually, it's more likely an evolutionary holdover. We saw that mermaids live primarily under water, so it makes sense that they would have some sort of alternate method of obtaining oxygen while submerged. Ariel also clearly has vocal chords, so she must have lungs that receive oxygen through some other means in order to expel CO2 as sound waves under water.

Perhaps she has gills that we didn't see?

The fun you can have mixing together three elements...
1 mermaid + 1 bathtub + 1 blowjob = A very relaxing and dirty way to get clean.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-01-22 12:24pm

Master of Ossus wrote:
which Disney cartoon character would you sleep with? You have to pick one.
SD.net sinks to a new sexual low.

This is bound to improve public relations and general outside opinion of our board.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-01-22 12:25pm

So true. Though I'm still curious as to the reproductive organs that mermaids possess. We never observed any excretory systems on any of the mermaids in the movie, so anal sex would apparently be out of the picture. It's possible that they spawn from eggs, like fish.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-22 12:26pm

Durandal wrote:So true. Though I'm still curious as to the reproductive organs that mermaids possess. We never observed any excretory systems on any of the mermaids in the movie, so anal sex would apparently be out of the picture. It's possible that they spawn from eggs, like fish.

That might get messy....I'll stick with the bathtub blowjob for now till we can gain more accurate information.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-01-22 12:27pm

Durandal wrote:So true. Though I'm still curious as to the reproductive organs that mermaids possess. We never observed any excretory systems on any of the mermaids in the movie, so anal sex would apparently be out of the picture. It's possible that they spawn from eggs, like fish.

Think of the Futurama episode with Frye and the Mermaid.

Ewo · Post by **Ewo** » 2003-01-22 12:57pm

I have to agree with Zaiaiaiaia, Aladdin is the only disney guy I would sleep with. He is agile, good looking, and the only guy who could get away with saying "Wanna pet my monkey" and mean it.

Lord_Xerxes wrote:Gonna have to go with Ariel. Plus she's a redhead.

With a little work, she could be made to look like my number one desire...WWE's Lita.

If I were a lesbian, I would want Lita, she is awesome.

*I edit because I am a moron and can't spell stuff

Mackie · Post by **Mackie** » 2003-01-22 01:21pm

either minnie mouse or daisy duck. what can i say i like anthro

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-22 01:24pm

Mackie wrote:either minnie mouse or daisy duck. what can i say i like anthro

To quote a friend
"Fuckaduck!"
Generic exclemation of surpise....now with a far deeper darker meaning...

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-01-22 01:49pm

what is WWE and since we mentioned cool world Hollly Woood anbd Jesica Rabbit......maybe pair up Ariel and Belle

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-22 01:51pm

Typhonis 1 wrote:what is WWE and since we mentioned cool world Hollly Woood anbd Jesica Rabbit......maybe pair up Ariel and Belle

Or coduct an investigation into how much lesbitoon action can be fit into one thread/room?

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-01-22 01:54pm

Durandal wrote: Perhaps she has gills that we didn't see?

Not damn likely.

Even at 150 lbs, your big problem is the usual for any mammal in
the water.

You have to keep the heat in. Gills will lose heat at a phenomenal rate. I'm sorry, but due to the heat capacity of water, you won't be building any biologically based heat exchanger that works effectively. As such her mammalian metabolism will need the same oxygen as she does as a human (or maybe more depending on how much extra heat she needs to generate to keep warm). Check out the size of any 150 lb fish for gill area and multiply it by at least 50. That's the price we pay for warm blood. It's why no mammal in the ocean ever is able to revert to gills and uses surface air.

Sorry, one of your fantasies shot down by the cruel hard hand of reality...

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-01-22 01:56pm

MKSheppard wrote:
Durandal wrote: Perhaps she has gills that we didn't see?
Not damn likely.

Even at 150 lbs, your big problem is the usual for any mammal in
the water.

You have to keep the heat in. Gills will lose heat at a phenomenal rate. I'm sorry, but due to the heat capacity of water, you won't be building any biologically based heat exchanger that works effectively. As such her mammalian metabolism will need the same oxygen as she does as a human (or maybe more depending on how much extra heat she needs to generate to keep warm). Check out the size of any 150 lb fish for gill area and multiply it by at least 50. That's the price we pay for warm blood. It's why no mammal in the ocean ever is able to revert to gills and uses surface air.
Sorry, one of your fantasies shot down by the cruel hard hand of reality...

But who says she's a mammal?

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-01-22 01:58pm

IG-88E wrote: But who says she's a mammal?

Then my friend, you're screwed if she's cold blooded. Ice cold mouth.....yeep