Any Last Words?

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I think I would like my last words, moments before my death, to be:

"No, no, girls...don't kill youselves...and tell all the other Playboy and lingerie models that they still have other things to live for."
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"I'm done for, go on without me, I'll only slow you down.... hey come back here you ungratefull bastards!"
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I'd like to shoot for building maniacal/hysterical laughter until I acutally croak. Scare the crap out of people who hear me and scare the crap out of people who start wondering what I'm laughing at. :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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If Slow: "The Money's in the--ugh"

If Impending/violent death: "Well, fuck" or, "Bloody Hell"
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"What does this button do?"
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Post by Keevan_Colton »

IG-88E wrote:"What does this button do?"
"What are all these danger signs about?"
"Prodesse Non Nocere."
"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
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"Hey, watch this!"
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I don't know what my last words will be, it'd depend on how i die.

But on my gravestone i want the words

"Here lies Stevie Herron a legend in his own mind"

and then

"It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time....."
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Post by Keevan_Colton »

"What? Look out for the what??"
"Prodesse Non Nocere."
"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
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Malecoda wrote:"Hey, watch this!"
Make sure you say this while being video taped by FOX and jumping off the worlds tallest "whatever":


"This is going to be the coolest stunt ever!"
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Keevan_Colton wrote:"What? Look out for the what??"

"Duck? I don't see a duck?"
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"Dont be silly, lightning never strikes the same place twice!"
"Prodesse Non Nocere."
"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
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Hey, this lamp vibrates when I lean on the sewing machine and touch it. Watch!
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"And so I become as a god"

That can be interpruted two ways :twisted:

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH croak (A la apophis in stargate SG1)

"I have seen the doom of the universe.

There is no hope for mankind"
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If suddenly, such as a car crash; "Aw, shit!"

In battle; "Bring it!"

On my death bed; "See you all in the next life."
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"What in the hell is THAT!!"
"Prodesse Non Nocere."
"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
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"Yes, I'm certain it's supposed to do that."
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"Funny....its never done that before....."
"Prodesse Non Nocere."
"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
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My last words were very nearly, "I don't see any smoke, I think the fuse must've gone out. Wait here while I check."
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I think, just to fuck with those present, I'd go, "No way...God's a llama?" and then kick off.
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In Battle as soldier: "Ow ow ow, that hurt you bast<gagh>
As leader: "Don't let it end like this, tell them I said something."

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Or "Since when is heaven full of fire?"
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Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"

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Post by weemadando »

Gandalf wrote: As leader: "Don't let it end like this, tell them I said something."
Thats a rip off of a Mehican revolutionary, killed by an assassin infront of a journalist:

"Tell them I did something..."
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Post by Keevan_Colton »

"Hey Jim...see this sign..."Ine Fiel" Its a little tattered do you think its in spanish?"
"Prodesse Non Nocere."
"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
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