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IG-88E wrote:
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Durandal wrote: Perhaps she has gills that we didn't see?
Not damn likely.
Even at 150 lbs, your big problem is the usual for any mammal in
the water.

You have to keep the heat in. Gills will lose heat at a phenomenal rate. I'm sorry, but due to the heat capacity of water, you won't be building any biologically based heat exchanger that works effectively. As such her mammalian metabolism will need the same oxygen as she does as a human (or maybe more depending on how much extra heat she needs to generate to keep warm). Check out the size of any 150 lb fish for gill area and multiply it by at least 50. That's the price we pay for warm blood. It's why no mammal in the ocean ever is able to revert to gills and uses surface air.
Sorry, one of your fantasies shot down by the cruel hard hand of reality...
But who says she's a mammal? :P
Also scinetific theory says crabs cant talk....so....there might be some broblem applying it to the mermaid....but....anyway....MK....dont try and divert us away from the lesbitoon premise....you will not succeed...
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Ewo wrote:I have to agree with Zaiaiaiaia, Aladdin is the only disney guy I would sleep with. He is agile, good looking, and the only guy who could get away with saying "Wanna pet my monkey" and mean it.
Lord_Xerxes wrote:Gonna have to go with Ariel. Plus she's a redhead.

With a little work, she could be made to look like my number one desire...WWE's Lita.
If I were a lesbian, I would want Lita, she is awesome.
Holla.

My bedroom walls are covered in Lita pictures and posters. That way, whenever I'm fucking...facing any direction, including the ceiling, I'm always looking at Lita.
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MKSheppard wrote:
IG-88E wrote: But who says she's a mammal? :P
Then my friend, you're screwed if she's cold blooded. Ice cold mouth.....yeep
You've never screwed a girl in the snow, have you? :twisted:
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IG-88E wrote:
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IG-88E wrote: But who says she's a mammal? :P
Then my friend, you're screwed if she's cold blooded. Ice cold mouth.....yeep
You've never screwed a girl in the snow, have you? :twisted:
Or Scotland.
:lol:
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This brings new meaning to the term "Frigid Women"
"And as I promised, I said I would read from the bible..." "...And if we could turn our bible to Pslams..."Happy shall he be that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." (Pslams 137:9) So let me ask you a question? Who is the worst influence, God or Marilyn Manson?" "God!" "And if that's not the best fucking example, God HIMSELF killed his own MOTHER FUCKING SON!"-Marilyn Manson

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Lord_Xerxes wrote:This brings new meaning to the term "Frigid Women"
Reminds me of a great line....

"Necrophillia : Relax, go home, crack open a cold one."
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Oh do I ven want to read this thread? I'll let Dalton do the work on this one.
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Keevan_Colton wrote:
Reminds me of a great line....

"Necrophillia : Relax, go home, crack open a cold one."
I was going to say that, but I held off...I see someone has beat me to
it......Necrophilia, preferred by 9 out of 10 RayCavs on the internet!
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David wrote:Oh do I ven want to read this thread? I'll let Dalton do the work on this one.
Welcome to the darker side of dark......or at least the perverted side of perv....
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David wrote:Oh do I even want to read this thread?
Yes, it's funny. :D
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Keevan_Colton wrote:
David wrote:Oh do I ven want to read this thread? I'll let Dalton do the work on this one.
Welcome to the darker side of dark......or at least the perverted side of perv....
We all got lost there along time ago.... :D
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Coaan wrote:
Keevan_Colton wrote:
David wrote:Oh do I ven want to read this thread? I'll let Dalton do the work on this one.
Welcome to the darker side of dark......or at least the perverted side of perv....
We all got lost there along time ago.... :D
You got lost....I have this map....very detailed....umm....a bit too detailed or so the censors tell me....*sirens sound in the background*....anyway, I'd better be off.....
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Keevan_Colton wrote:
Coaan wrote:
Keevan_Colton wrote: Welcome to the darker side of dark......or at least the perverted side of perv....
We all got lost there along time ago.... :D
You got lost....I have this map....very detailed....umm....a bit too detailed or so the censors tell me....*sirens sound in the background*....anyway, I'd better be off.....
Yes I think you'd better had sebastion....

Oh..and leave the map!
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I'm sure some parents would be concerned reading about this right now....
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Then Don't give them the url....seems simple to me.. :P
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Captain tycho wrote:I'm sure some parents would be concerned reading about this right now....
Why its about that most wholesome pantheon of characters....Disney....mmmm wholemeal....sorry, I mean...wholesome
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Keevan_Colton wrote: Why its about that most wholesome pantheon of characters....Disney....mmmm wholemeal....sorry, I mean...wholesome
Hee hee, Has anyone seen the picture of Belle nekkid and wearing a
Knight's Cross, with the logo of the SS Divisionen "Charlemagne"
in the background? :shock:
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Tsyroc wrote:You guys... you're leaving out Chip & Dale. Certainly someone here has to be up for a little chipmunk action Richard Gere style? :D
Ew. Although Gadget was a little hottie. Hell, most of the Disney Afternoon ladies were. Miranda from Bonkers was probably the best of them IMNSHO. I mean, she's a cute blonde, has a brain, and already owns a police uniform and handcuffs :twisted:
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Alex Moon wrote:
Tsyroc wrote:You guys... you're leaving out Chip & Dale. Certainly someone here has to be up for a little chipmunk action Richard Gere style? :D
Ew. Although Gadget was a little hottie. Hell, most of the Disney Afternoon ladies were. Miranda from Bonkers was probably the best of them IMNSHO. I mean, she's a cute blonde, has a brain, and already owns a police uniform and handcuffs :twisted:
There's plenty of handcuffs here....gave my gf a pair for christmas....they fit her wonderfully, she was very pleased :twisted:

I'm still curious as to the bathtub possibilites, but you make a good case for miranda.....
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Keevan_Colton wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:I'm sure some parents would be concerned reading about this right now....
Why its about that most wholesome pantheon of characters....Disney....mmmm wholemeal....sorry, I mean...wholesome
Wholesome my ass, with all the sex-related shit that the artists crammed in there.
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MKSheppard wrote:
Keevan_Colton wrote:
Reminds me of a great line....

"Necrophillia : Relax, go home, crack open a cold one."
I was going to say that, but I held off...I see someone has beat me to
it......Necrophilia, preferred by 9 out of 10 RayCavs on the internet!
I prefer "Still warm between the thighs."
"And as I promised, I said I would read from the bible..." "...And if we could turn our bible to Pslams..."Happy shall he be that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." (Pslams 137:9) So let me ask you a question? Who is the worst influence, God or Marilyn Manson?" "God!" "And if that's not the best fucking example, God HIMSELF killed his own MOTHER FUCKING SON!"-Marilyn Manson

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Lord_Xerxes wrote:
Keevan_Colton wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:I'm sure some parents would be concerned reading about this right now....
Why its about that most wholesome pantheon of characters....Disney....mmmm wholemeal....sorry, I mean...wholesome
Wholesome my ass, with all the sex-related shit that the artists crammed in there.
Isnt it wonderful how much sex you can find in a childrens film? :D
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Even without really looking for it.

Concentrate and search, and you'll usually find a lot more than meets the eyes.
"And as I promised, I said I would read from the bible..." "...And if we could turn our bible to Pslams..."Happy shall he be that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." (Pslams 137:9) So let me ask you a question? Who is the worst influence, God or Marilyn Manson?" "God!" "And if that's not the best fucking example, God HIMSELF killed his own MOTHER FUCKING SON!"-Marilyn Manson

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Lord_Xerxes wrote:Even without really looking for it.

Concentrate and search, and you'll usually find a lot more than meets the eyes.
Like the giant dildo on the cover of The Little Mermaid VHS release?
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Lord_Xerxes wrote:
Keevan_Colton wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:I'm sure some parents would be concerned reading about this right now....
Why its about that most wholesome pantheon of characters....Disney....mmmm wholemeal....sorry, I mean...wholesome
Wholesome my ass, with all the sex-related shit that the artists crammed in there.
Wholesome indeed!...some disney in the morning and you day will look muuch brighter.... :D
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