Disney Character you'd sleep with

Lord_Xerxes · Post by **Lord_Xerxes** » 2003-01-22 02:55pm

MKSheppard wrote:
Lord_Xerxes wrote:Even without really looking for it.

Concentrate and search, and you'll usually find a lot more than meets the eyes.
Like the giant dildo on the cover of The Little Mermaid VHS release?

Exactly. Even Shrek, as innocent as it seems, is full of sexual innuendo. Which though children may not undrestand...Is still THERE, and PUT THERE, but Disney.

And some people wonder why I hate Disney. Other than it's rampant annoyingness and pure shittiness.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-22 02:57pm

Lord_Xerxes wrote:
MKSheppard wrote:
Lord_Xerxes wrote:Even without really looking for it.

Concentrate and search, and you'll usually find a lot more than meets the eyes.
Like the giant dildo on the cover of The Little Mermaid VHS release?
Exactly. Even Shrek, as innocent as it seems, is full of sexual innuendo. Which though children may not undrestand...Is still THERE, and PUT THERE, but Disney.

And some people wonder why I hate Disney. Other than it's rampant annoyingness and pure shittiness.

Ohh...I forgot all about Shrek.....there's a nice redhead in that too isnt there?

So we have her, Jessica and Ariel.....getting better....

Shadow Walker · Post by **Shadow Walker** » 2003-01-22 02:59pm

Well, I might as well join the depravity. I'd go with Belle.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-01-22 02:59pm

weemadando wrote:
Master of Ossus wrote:
which Disney cartoon character would you sleep with? You have to pick one.
SD.net sinks to a new sexual low.
Just be glad that people haven't posted the Disney pornos. That shit is FUNNY.

Um.. look at my last post.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-22 03:00pm

Straha wrote:
weemadando wrote:
Master of Ossus wrote: SD.net sinks to a new sexual low.
Just be glad that people haven't posted the Disney pornos. That shit is FUNNY.
Um.. look at my last post.

Shhhhh!!!!
If he doesnt see its his loss....

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-01-22 03:08pm

belle. smart, cute, good voice, and a french farm girl. I'll bet money shes done her share of rolling in the hay. . .

Coaan · Post by **Coaan** » 2003-01-22 03:09pm

I wonder if it's time someone changed that hay...

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-22 03:09pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:belle. smart, cute, good voice, and a french farm girl. I'll bet money shes done her share of rolling in the hay. . .

Hmm....Jasmine has that nide exotic thing....plus doesnt she seem like she has done more than her share.....

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-01-22 03:42pm

Lord_Xerxes wrote:
Keevan_Colton wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:I'm sure some parents would be concerned reading about this right now....
Why its about that most wholesome pantheon of characters....Disney....mmmm wholemeal....sorry, I mean...wholesome
Wholesome my ass, with all the sex-related shit that the artists crammed in there.

In HS my spanish class watched the spanish version of the Lion King, and we kept watching the part where the cloud of dust spells sex.

Lord_Xerxes · Post by **Lord_Xerxes** » 2003-01-22 03:58pm

What exactly did that have to do with Spanish Class?

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-22 04:05pm

Spot inuendos translated into spanish?

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-01-22 04:20pm

Lord_Xerxes wrote:What exactly did that have to do with Spanish Class?

The movie was the Spanish language version. It was a listening excercise.

Lord_Xerxes · Post by **Lord_Xerxes** » 2003-01-22 04:25pm

No. That part I undestood. I meant what was the point of watching the sex part over and over again?

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-01-22 04:27pm

Lord_Xerxes wrote:No. That part I undestood. I meant what was the point of watching the sex part over and over again?

To give horny schoolboys something to laugh about.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-22 04:29pm

IG-88E wrote:
Lord_Xerxes wrote:No. That part I undestood. I meant what was the point of watching the sex part over and over again?
To give horny schoolboys something to laugh about.

Sounds like an excellent plan.

Lord_Xerxes · Post by **Lord_Xerxes** » 2003-01-22 04:31pm

LOL.

I can just see the teacher seeing all the kids in the class laughing and saying "?Como?" and then rewinding it over and over to figure out what was so funny.

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-01-22 04:53pm

Lord_Xerxes wrote:No. That part I undestood. I meant what was the point of watching the sex part over and over again?

This was a class of mostly Freshmen. Not exactly the highest sense of humor.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-01-22 05:46pm

Lord_Xerxes wrote:
MKSheppard wrote:
Lord_Xerxes wrote:Even without really looking for it.

Concentrate and search, and you'll usually find a lot more than meets the eyes.
Like the giant dildo on the cover of The Little Mermaid VHS release?
Exactly. Even Shrek, as innocent as it seems, is full of sexual innuendo. Which though children may not undrestand...Is still THERE, and PUT THERE, but Disney.

And some people wonder why I hate Disney. Other than it's rampant annoyingness and pure shittiness.

Uh, I thought Shrek wasn't Disney. I thought Dreamworks wasn't affiliated with Disney and was run by a guy that hates Disney.

Lord_Xerxes · Post by **Lord_Xerxes** » 2003-01-22 05:48pm

Could be. Maybe I was confused. I thought it was Disney/Pixar. My mistake, if I was wrong though.

But still the point remains about children's movies.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-01-22 05:55pm

Lord_Xerxes wrote:Could be. Maybe I was confused. I thought it was Disney/Pixar. My mistake, if I was wrong though.

But still the point remains about children's movies.

True, about the the children't movie thing.

But the way I understand the other thing is that the guy that runs Dreamworks had a falling out with Disney/Pixar and left to form Dreamworks. So he hates Disney and that is why supposedly the Lithgow character in Shrek looks like somebody from Disney, I forget who.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-01-22 06:24pm

neoolong wrote: So he hates Disney and that is why supposedly the Lithgow character in Shrek looks like somebody from Disney, I forget who.

Eisner?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-01-22 06:38pm

MKSheppard wrote:
neoolong wrote: So he hates Disney and that is why supposedly the Lithgow character in Shrek looks like somebody from Disney, I forget who.
Eisner?

I don't remember who exactly, just that it was a bigwig, may or may not have been Eisner.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-01-22 06:42pm

neoolong wrote: I don't remember who exactly, just that it was a bigwig, may or may not have been Eisner.

Meh. To get this thread moving again:

My post from the Care Bear Thread by Solid Snake:

How well would the Care Bears do in an orgy with the disney ladies?

Would they be capable of spreading the luv or would they crap
out after 30 seconds of stroking by Ariel, Jasmine, Belle, etc?

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-01-22 07:00pm

MKSheppard wrote:
neoolong wrote: I don't remember who exactly, just that it was a bigwig, may or may not have been Eisner.
Meh. To get this thread moving again:

My post from the Care Bear Thread by Solid Snake:

How well would the Care Bears do in an orgy with the disney ladies?

Would they be capable of spreading the luv or would they crap
out after 30 seconds of stroking by Ariel, Jasmine, Belle, etc?

Here we are gentlemen, the edge of sanity has been reached.

I'll see you on the other side...

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-22 07:04pm

To paraphrase Manowar....
"Over the top into glory hop!"

Things have begun to hit odd on even my scale.

Though I must say I think the ewoks would have better staying power than the care bears....though thier all loving attitude does imply they may have some experience with orgies....in which case the Disney ladies are in for one hell of a time....