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http://www.msnbc.com/news/862802.asp?0cv=CB10

Judges dismisses McDonalds lawsuit
“If a person knows or should know that eating copious orders of supersized McDonald’s products is unhealthy and may result in weight gain ... it is not the place of the law to protect them from their own excesses,” the judge said. “Nobody is forced to eat at McDonald’s.”
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Holla. Someone buy that judge a big mac and a triple thick shake.
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*ticks this off on his "Signs of the Impending Apocalypse" checklist*
One step closer...
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There is justice!
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No the justice comes when the Lawyers who agreed to take their case gets hit by a bus on his way out....

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Mr Bean wrote:No the justice comes when the Lawyers who agreed to take their case gets hit by a bus on his way out....
That has a McDonald's add painted on the side...
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While eating a big mac...
"And as I promised, I said I would read from the bible..." "...And if we could turn our bible to Pslams..."Happy shall he be that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." (Pslams 137:9) So let me ask you a question? Who is the worst influence, God or Marilyn Manson?" "God!" "And if that's not the best fucking example, God HIMSELF killed his own MOTHER FUCKING SON!"-Marilyn Manson

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what will those families do now? go on an eating binge at mcdonalds?
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Lord_Xerxes wrote:While eating a big mac...
The other lawyers at his firm would sue McD's again for creatin distracting wrappers or something....
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Next of Kin wrote:what will those families do now? go on an eating binge at mcdonalds?
Probably. If Mickey D's is anything like Wawa (where I work) whenver someone calls up the Corporate Headquaters to complain about something, they send them out vouchers for free products (without even bothering to see if it's an accurate story, etc)
"And as I promised, I said I would read from the bible..." "...And if we could turn our bible to Pslams..."Happy shall he be that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." (Pslams 137:9) So let me ask you a question? Who is the worst influence, God or Marilyn Manson?" "God!" "And if that's not the best fucking example, God HIMSELF killed his own MOTHER FUCKING SON!"-Marilyn Manson

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Finally, justice is served. Would anybody like fries with that?

Now, all we need to do is hope other judges strike down such absurd lawsuits.
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About time we got a judge with some sense in a high-profile lawsuit.
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Judge Robert Sweet w00t w00t.

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Those people should be penalized for a frivolous lawsuit. Hooray for the judge!
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Holy crap, we've got a REAL judge out here, and a jury that isn't a bunch of idiots! Maybe Americans are waking up...
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Vorlon1701 wrote:Holy crap, we've got a REAL judge out here, and a jury that isn't a bunch of idiots! Maybe Americans are waking up...
We can only hope....
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[quietly stuffs the sanity back in its jar...]
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Alex Moon wrote:http://www.msnbc.com/news/862802.asp?0cv=CB10

Judges dismisses McDonalds lawsuit
“If a person knows or should know that eating copious orders of supersized McDonald’s products is unhealthy and may result in weight gain ... it is not the place of the law to protect them from their own excesses,” the judge said. “Nobody is forced to eat at McDonald’s.”
It would have been cooler if he had said: "it is not the place of the law to protect them from their own stupdity." :D
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Don't celebrate yet. There are still appeals.
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RedImperator wrote:Don't celebrate yet. There are still appeals.
It's still entirely possible. But even if it's been tossed out now it's a good thing.
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verilon wrote:[quietly stuffs the sanity back in its jar...]
No the star arenot right yet.

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My legal studies some of the publically-released legal documents related to this case a few months ago. It was by the lawyer filing the suit for the fat fucks, and it was some of the most shoddily put together and poorly arranged legal documentation I've ever seen.
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