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We should probably assume there's a nigh direct border between TMCK of St.George and Saddamistan, and institute border guard. The naval space, being less than 1nm, could be thought as the borderline.
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The Vulpesian Delegate sent to the meeting agrees with both the laws of the Sea and the bioweapons ban. We feel developing bioweapons is a crime aginst humanity and those who do so should be punished.

In Nova Seattlum, Lord Montgomery had this to say, "We the Republic of Vulpesia has always shown kindness and friendship to our fellow man. We believe that we are all part of a whole and that we should treat each other with respect and coexistance. I agree with the ban on Bioweapons becuase if one was created that was powerful enough, it would doom mankind to extinction. I support it in hope that we shall continue to live together as a global community in peace."
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The Kingdom of St. George is prepared to sign the Law of the Sea as it presently stands. The Kingdom would like to raise the possibility of creating a multilateral mechanism by which sea law may be enforced, as this is an issue which affects us all.
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His Majesty's government signs upon the Law of the Sea without issue. In light of recent evidence, the Kindom also lifts its punitive Teriffs on Mengkian Goods.

However, we shall bring up the issue of Syndromia, due to it's hostile actions against the Sovereign Kingdom of Zoria the nation has been occupied by joint forces. In proposal, the SKZ has a longterm plan for Syndromia in its recreation as a Parliamentry State in the Zorian Commonwealth of Nations with the following points...

1-Syndromia shall be perminantly demiliterized with a constitutional ammendment forbiding the establishment of a Sydromian Armed Forces. Defence shall be provided by His Majesty's Royal Zorian Army, Air Force, Navy and Marine corps with perminant bases established on the island and local recruiting.
2-Illimination of all teriffs between the Kingdom and Syndromia
3-The Syndromian shall pay $2.5 billion in reparations per aunum to the Sovereign Kingdom of Zoria
4-The Head of State of the Syndromia shall be the Zorian Monarch, all legislation shall have to be signed by HM before becoming law, who reserves the same rights of Veto as in the Kingdom.

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Prime Minister Shroom cautions his friend, King Zor I, that unless the Syndromian situation changes drastically, the Zorian military would be hard pressed to hold Syndromia - the combined Allied Peacekeeping Committee of Syndromia is itself facing considerable difficulty in maintaining order in Syndromia.

Along those lines, the amount of reparations must also take in consideration the condition of Syndromia as it is - as the current Syndromia is not the same nation that initiated hostilities against the Kingdom of Zoria. Too harsh a reparation might antagonize the innocent peoples of Syndromia.
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"We've just received a report from the Conference floor, it seems harsh words were exchanged between the the Zorian Delegation and the UKB Party. As the Zorian ambassador was making his last statement one of the UKB party began shouting that Zorian forces were about to engage in a naked land-grab for Syndromia. The Crown's senior representative at the conference ordered the man removed from the hall. No further word as of yet but we know that that shortly after this incident the Chairman of the conference called a halt for the rest of the day.

This is a BBC special report live from St George's.

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The II Republic objects to Zorian plans for Syndromia. Historic precedent shows that forced unification of two varying cultures only brings resentment and eventually leads to unnecessary bloodshed.

Syndromians will, no doubt, feel neutered and dependent on the Kingdom of Zoria for their defence. This will, without a doubt, be seen as an act which has the purpose not to facilitate defence of Syndromia, but to keep the people helpless.

An establishment of an independent republican state with a modest military force, treated with respect by the international community would serve global peace far better than a force unification with Zoria.

EDIT: This statement was released to the St. Georgian press corps after talks were halted.
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His Grace the Duke of Baerne has signed the Law of the Sea and the Biologics Nonproliferation Treaty, and proposes that the Syndromian situation be handled by the LUN, which, as a loose conglomerate of nations too small to occupy Syndromia, would be bereft of a vested interest in it's fate.
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The High Lord signs the Law of the Sea and the ban against Biological Weapons. He also expresses his concern about the Zorian plans of making Syndromia a puppet state.


Meanwhile, in the New Gottlandish town of Dracoville, full blown riots is shaking the community despite the arrest of several ringleaders, black smoke from burning cars covers the sky and gunshots is reported throughout the town.
Local leaders cries for a full mobilisation of the Dracoville Militia but only the High Lord can issue such an order. All attempt to contact him has been unsuccessful. Shattered reports of similar riots is occuring in Kuloville but these are unconfirmed as of yet.
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Prime Minster Shroom the Seven Hundred Seventy Seventh has, after being photographed by the media with a humiliating expression on his face (again), released a statement to the media that he intends to re-propose the Red Technocracy's proposal regarding the state of Syndromia and that he does not think that Zoria's proposal is "such a good idea."
Zor wrote:In proposal, the SKZ has a longterm plan for Syndromia in its recreation as a Parliamentry State in the Zorian Commonwealth of Nations with the following points...

1-Syndromia shall be perminantly demiliterized with a constitutional ammendment forbiding the establishment of a Sydromian Armed Forces. Defence shall be provided by His Majesty's Royal Zorian Army, Air Force, Navy and Marine corps with perminant bases established on the island and local recruiting.
2-Illimination of all teriffs between the Kingdom and Syndromia
3-The Syndromian shall pay $2.5 billion in reparations per aunum to the Sovereign Kingdom of Zoria
4-The Head of State of the Syndromia shall be the Zorian Monarch, all legislation shall have to be signed by HM before becoming law, who reserves the same rights of Veto as in the Kingdom.

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Prime Minister Shroom has met his Gottish counterparts and expressed concern over his country's conditions, suggesting that Shroomania deploy a small peacekeeping force to aid the local authorities.
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The Secretary Generals' An-225 has travelled to Shepnukistan for urgent O.M.S.K. talks this very morning, returning by afternoon to St.George to resume the conference.
The recent developments have been paid attention to in PRAVDA.

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Communique from the Conference to the High Lord of New Gottland and other observer nations:
We are concerned about the recent rioting and the apparent governmental failure of New Gottland.

If the country undergoes a dormant civil conflict and the government's ability to exercise authority has been seriously harmed, it's important to run careful, but permanent observation of New Gottland by neighboring states.

On Zoria
Upon returning to the Conference, the Secretary has arrived at the point where the Zoria talks have come to a standstill.

Our delegation made the following points:
1) The Green Sector and Red Sector have been stabilized due to huge sacrifices by the Techocracy and Shroomania; those nations, when engaging in action, proposed at the First APCS Conference that Syndromia will later rise as an independent state. We can hardly renown that vow now, especially as the situation is improving over the last month.

2) The proposal for the LUN to handle Syndromia is attractive because the security concerns have already prompted much of the Supreme Council in the Techocracy to support full disengagement as this commitment does not allow us to respond to other security threats. This would also free the military contingents of our ally Shroomania. But we understand that Syndromia in entierty might be too much for the LUN to handle.

3) We need to assemble APCS and discuss the situation in the 4 sectors of Syndromia, with each APCS power reporting on it's sector's situation: the Grey Sector - LUN, Green Sector - Shroomania, Blue Sector - Zoria, and Red Sector - Technocracy. The discussion would show if there is a possible dis-engagement plan from Syndromia.
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The Sovereign Shroomanian Sentinel
CONFERENCE CONCERNS

In light of controversial statements on the part of Zoria, involving the state of post-war Syndromia and its reparations, representatives from nations across the world expressed their disapproval at King Zor I's proposed plan.

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Blackadderian delegates look on at the Zorian representatives, shortly before the ensuing verbal altercation.

In spite of this most recent development, the Great Conference has also produced some progress in the form of multiple treaty ratifications. The Law of the Seas and the Bioweapon Ban were approved almost universally.

At the same night, the Shadow-Mangka issue has also been mostly resolved thanks to the intervention of the Prime Minister of Shroomania and the release of Shadow intelligence documents.

While the Conference has been temporarily halted, to be continued the next day, it seems that so far, it has been a most productive meeting of most of the world's nations.

[Addendum]

Also, the Prime Minister of Shroomania has expressed his concern over the state of New Gottland.
Prime Minister Shroom has met his Gottish counterparts and expressed concern over his country's conditions, suggesting that Shroomania deploy a small peacekeeping force to aid the local authorities.
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After careful considertion of potential diplomatic issues that might arise due to the original plan, His Majesty, King Zor-I has issued a counter proposal for the long term stratagy for Syndromia.

1-A modest Syndromian armed force shall be maintained of no more than one divisions worth of personnel total for internal peacekeeping a mutual defense pact with the SKZ (as part of the Commonwealth) and LUN, which shall maintain military bases in the nation, including JASM instillations.
2-Creation of a series of free trade agreements between the SKZ
3-Syndromia shall not pay reperations to the SKZ
4-The head of state shall be the President of Syndromia, with the Zorian Monarch holding several cerimonial positions.
5-Adoption of the Zorian Dollar (ZORD) as the official currency of the new Republic of Syndromia (which has been the de-facto case in much of Syndromia since the Syndromian Dollar collapsed during the invasion).

We are willing to take into consideration counter proposals.

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The Prime Minister expresses that this proposal is a better offer than the last (clever, Zor, making an outrageous initial proposition and then later a more reasonable counteroffer... it's like negotiating prices ;)) though he also expresses that the future of Syndromia cannot be resolved in merely one conference, that we cannot be premature in our decisions.

That said, the Prime Minister eagerly awaits the results of the Vanaheim-led OPERATION VANAHEIM HAMMERTIME (:)) aimed at further quelling the Syndromian insurgency.
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The Republic of Shepnukistan (RoS, or RS) has announced a joint program between the Republic of Shepnukistan (RoS), the Red Technocracy (RT) and the United Kingdom of Blackadder. (UKB).

The UV-24 Program

Because of the great distances between enemy nations and the long overwater distances that must be travelled; a joint fast VTOL jet transport for our nations special forces' has been announced.

Conceptually, it is very similar to OTL's failed Dornier Do-31.

First flight of the XUV-24A prototype will be in x time units, with the fully equipped pre-production YUV-24B vehicles arriving in x time units; and production UV-24C aircraft by x time units.

Various models projected for development are:

EV-24 (Electronic Warfare)
AV-24 (Attack)
KV-24 (Tanker)
OV-24 (Army Observation)
PV-24 (Maritime Patrol)
SV-24 (ASW Warfare)
HV-24 (Search and Rescue)
LV-24 (Cold Weather)
MV-24 (Multimission)
VV-24 (VIP Transport)

Cost development of this is expected to be astronomical due to defense industry kickbacks; and the multitude of special types to be developed from the basic airframe. The HV-24 variant is expected to cost three times as much as the other most expensive variant; while the VV-24 is projected to cost 5 times as much as the HV-24; because no cost shall be spared for President Shep's personal vehical.
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The Sovereignty of Shroomania would like to open diplomatic ties with the Republic of Shepnukistan - recognizing a potential social, economic, political and military ally in that great mushroom-cloud-shaped island in the northern seas 'above' us all.

On behalf of the FUNGAL AXIS, Shroomania would like to be amongst the first to welcome Shepnukistan into the world stage.

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The People's Republic of Canissia is working on a most excellent OOB, to be posted soon in the appropiate thread.

Remember, the nation for the high-post-count members, and senator-level, is 500,000 sq.Km, which is about the size of Spain. So theoretically, from the base "starting out kit", anything beyond that which has been accomplished by Spain-sized nations is, I presume, available... and a bunch of these nations strung together in an alliance would be comperable to the EU at some level..
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Shroom Man 777 wrote: On behalf of the FUNGAL AXIS, Shroomania would like to be amongst the first to welcome Shepnukistan into the world stage.
The Sovereign Duchy of Baerne wishes to be the second to do so, on the grounds that sucking up to genocidal warmongers is usually a good idea.
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VNN Political News Summary:

Treaty of the Sea signed, response to initial Zorian proposal negative, request for a shipment of 10 Zalbanian laser guns for research purposes, pirates bad, II Republic and Vanaheim Navy good.

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Operation*sigh*VANAHEIM HAMMERTIME(Do we have to call it that? What do you mean, the Mush- fine, fine...): The Report.


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II Republic GROM Snipers prepare to deploy from the VNS Viscount as dusk approaches.

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A few hours later, the first Vanaheim Marines arrive on the beaches near the objective site.

Report: Lt. Commander Jeremy Quinn

With the reconnaissance graciously provided by Yer Mom and her ability to slip in and out of tight situations with nary a noise, the pirate base was revealed to be a small naval yard, bombed by the RZAF and now taken over by the enemy. With the possibility that innocent civilians were in the base, whether as refugees or being held prior to being smuggled out of the country, the task force commander decided the best option was to launch a covert strike, with the goal of seizing as many people as possible.

The GROM Commandos were first on the scene at 0115, using the high ground to the east of the site to act as spotters for the main thrust of the raid, provided by the Marines.

Before entering the yard proper, a number of Marines were spotted by a lookout, who promptly opened fire. This proved to be an unfortunate move as the Marines who remained hidden removed the target, but not before the sound of gunfire had alerted the pirates in the base, who mostly ran to the west of the yard to engage the marines.

At this point, it is believed, a number of the pirates, including a man believed to be the leader (Name unknown, Identification via dental records proved elusive) attempted to escape via technical vehicles. GROM snipers opened fire, killing two including the suspected leader and wounding several more.

While Marines began entering buildings on the west side of the yard to flush out the pirates who were firing on them. They encountered heavy resistance in the first of these buildings, but pressed on, resistance slackening as time went by. At the same time as the marines were clearing out the main body of the pirate force, GROM commandos began infiltrating the relatively quiet east side. Serendipitously, the east side of the base held a number of civilians being guarded by several pirates. We are informed by the GROM commandos that they were removed 'without incident', and the civilians were there to be trafficked out of the country.
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On the west side, the numbers and training of the Marines, not to mention a bayonet charge led to quite a few of the pirates to consider surrender. The remainder will not be troubling merchant shipping again, one way or another.

A pair of Marines lost their lives during this battle, a number of others wounded by shrapnel and bullet wounds. All GROM commandos returned to Viscount safely.

The technicals that decided to flee fled towards the town of Trundul, 10 miles north, shortly before which, they encountered a roadblock manned by Syndromian Security forces and Vanaheim peacekeepers. They were taken into custody.

At present, minesweepers are checking the harbour for any surprises, and the Duchy waits to send a shipment of food aid through the harbour to demonstrate to the people of this southern district that the LUN is who they should be turning to. A large collection of illicit drugs was found in one of the buildings, thought to be the first of which the Marines entered, explaining the resistance that was put up there.

In conclusion: Superior numbers and the element of surprise enabled the yard to be taken with minimal loss of life or collateral damage. Given the amount of firepower available to the task force, the entire yard could have been leveled with change, but in hindsight, doing such a thing would have made a significant impact on LUN international standing.
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Baernish News Service
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The Sovereign Duchy of Baerne is sending a shipment of food, mainly swordfish and wine, to the Syndromian region nearest the target of the recent Operation Vanaheim Hammertime. This will also serve as a test run for a repurposed Automated Commerce Vessel of the type designed by Shroomanian scientists and built at Baerne Island's Forgeville yards.

The Automated Commerce Vessels were originally intended to be fishing vessels, but it was discovered that they could be easily retrofitted to carry bulk commodities, with the fishing equipment replaced by offloading cranes.

His Grace's Ship Redress of Grievances was dispatched as an escort.
Conversion Table:

2000 Mockingbirds = 2 Kilomockingbirds
Basic Unit of Laryngitis = 1 Hoarsepower
453.6 Graham Crackers = 1 Pound Cake
1 Kilogram of Falling Figs - 1 Fig Newton
Time Between Slipping on a Banana Peel and Smacking the Pavement = 1 Bananosecond
Half of a Large Intestine = 1 Semicolon
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K. A. Pital
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Post by K. A. Pital »

OOB updated. My littel Army, Navy and Airforce are for all to see:
Army and Airforce: universal draft since 18 year old with one year service for all branches of the military.

Army:
Standing: 400,000 personnel, of them 100,000 deployed to Syndromia under APCS.
Main Battle Tanks 772 T-90
Infantry fighting vehicles 1334 BMP-3
APCs 8000 BTR-90
Recon 1000 BRDM-3K "Lynx"
Jeep 30 000 UAZ-469
Armored transport 4000 BTR-152
Utility Trucks 4600
Artillery pieces and mortar (kinds detailed later) 5800
Air Defence 337 S-300 with scarce S-400 - only 2 units active

Air Force:
Two Ulyanovsk AviaGroups (hosted on RTS Ivan Drago and RTS Ivan Danko):
122 Su-27 planes total, with 8 Yak-44 AEW.
8 Ka-27 ASW helicopters

Mig-35 (Fulcrum-F) - a 4++ generation Jet - 30 units
Su-37/Su-27М2 (Flanker-F) - a 4++ generation Jet - 60 units (PVO and Army divide 50/50)
Su-30 - 20 units
Su-47 Berkut (S-37 test type) - IU entered production run, 20 units
Su-34 - 30 units
MiG-25 Foxbat - 10 units

UAVs/UCAVs:
MiG SCAT UCAV: 10 units
Tu-243 Reis-D (subsonic): 20 units
Tu-123 (DBR-1) Yastreb: 20 units (yes, to scare the shit out of people with possible super-speed flybys)

Strategic Aviation:
Tu-160 Blackjack: 2 machines
T-4MS (200): 5 machines, each costing it's weight in gold
Tu-95 Bear M: 20 machines.

Navy:
2 Ulyanovsk-type CVNs (pr 1443.7): RTS Ivan Drago and RTS Ivan Danko (traded for 8 Destroyers), both with full air wings and Yak-44 AEW planes.
3 Kirov-type CGNs: RTS "Cog", RTS "Atom" and RTS "Rocket" (traded for 6 Destroyers)
16 Admiral Chabanenko-type Destroyers (pr 1155.1 FREGAT - AB-class Destroyer equivalent)
20 Neustrashimy-type Frigates (pr 1445 - Halifax class equivalent)
20 Lada-type submarines (pr 677)

Special Branch: Space Forces, [classified, international transfers ongoing] billion UCU annual investment

2 GLADOS satellites launched with simple "Molniya" rocket launchers [information on payload classified]
Lì ci sono chiese, macerie, moschee e questure, lì frontiere, prezzi inaccessibile e freddure
Lì paludi, minacce, cecchini coi fucili, documenti, file notturne e clandestini
Qui incontri, lotte, passi sincronizzati, colori, capannelli non autorizzati,
Uccelli migratori, reti, informazioni, piazze di Tutti i like pazze di passioni...

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Damn, you have UAVs named SCAT? :D
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It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
- NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11

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