EAS: May we not simply crush them?

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2003-01-23 05:44am

Gentlemen, diplomacy has failed. Our enemies are cowardly and weak, as demonstrated by their post-zapping and board-locking, two tactics that would be considered unthinkable here. Further attempts at a "truce" with these backstabbers will only be taken as an opportunity to deliver more of their passive-aggressive apologetic insults.

I ask you, why should we tolerate this? We are the orcs of Stardestroyer.net, the fightingest pack of sci-fi geeks on the Web! Our wits are sharper than steel, and our flames hotter than Hell itself! I say that the fools opposing us do not yet KNOW what a board war is, and furthermore I propose that we teach them!

Currently their registration is locked. If they wish to remain cowering behind their walls, then so be it. Every veteran poster was once a newbie, and no board can maintain indefinitely without a steady supply of them. They will wither and fall as we stand camped at their gates, daring them to engage.

And if they relent, or grow careless, and lower their defenses, I say that we should attack fearlessly and without concern for those who would call us barbarians! Their weak flames will not so much as warm our calloused flesh as we wade uncaring through post deletions and account bannings! Let all look upon their ruin and tremble.

Know that though my post count on these boards is low, it is a proud versus geek of years standing who makes this call to war. Long in the past I was known as LordShaithis of ASVS, and while I was but a minor player compared to many who walked there, my fanfiction titled "Paul Jacques Eats Donkey Shit" remains enshrined within the fanfic archive.

Diplomacy is insanity, let us slay our enemies.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-01-23 06:13am

No, this post is insanity, close it and delete it, we're up to our ears in this whole EAS crap, we sure as hell don't need more and especially not some godamn flame-fanning, board invasion encouraging trolling piece of shit topic to boot.

IN BEFORE TEH LOCK! As they say

AND STARDESTROYER.NET DOES NOT SUPPORT NOR ALLOW BOARD INVASIONS!

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-01-23 06:25am

Prawn should at least receive a warning for his suggestion...

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-01-23 06:45am

no doubt our posts are being watched. i think it is more than a little careless to make such a suggestion while our admissions are still open. if we all go charging in with flames blazing what is to stop them from doing the same, allbeit in a far less tactful and articulate manner? here's a novel idea...lets go back to talking about star wars and star trek for a while and ignore the asstards.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-01-23 06:53am

Prawn, you're truly an idiot. STFU.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-01-23 06:59am

Col. Crackpot wrote:no doubt our posts are being watched. i think it is more than a little careless to make such a suggestion while our admissions are still open.

Egads, this is just what somebody who'd want to sabotage for us would do.
Can you really be stupid enough to post shit like this?

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-01-23 07:13am

regardles of what is posted, something like that is going to happen if cooler heads don't prevail..... why can we just agree that they are a bunch of assclowns and ignore them?

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2003-01-23 07:30am

No Prawn
*Shakes Finger
Noooo
Noooo
BAD PRAWN!

Thread locked but seriously fokes, Let em trash talk this is between Mike and the head of their board, If they want to come here, By all means smash em, But don't go their unless invited by them

At the very least till this shit is cleared up

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