Any Last Words?

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-01-22 09:15am

I think I would like my last words, moments before my death, to be:

"No, no, girls...don't kill youselves...and tell all the other Playboy and lingerie models that they still have other things to live for."

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-01-22 09:27am

"I'm done for, go on without me, I'll only slow you down.... hey come back here you ungratefull bastards!"

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-01-22 11:25am

I'd like to shoot for building maniacal/hysterical laughter until I acutally croak. Scare the crap out of people who hear me and scare the crap out of people who start wondering what I'm laughing at.

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2003-01-22 02:11pm

If Slow: "The Money's in the--ugh"

If Impending/violent death: "Well, fuck" or, "Bloody Hell"

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-01-22 02:22pm

"What does this button do?"

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-22 02:23pm

IG-88E wrote:"What does this button do?"

"What are all these danger signs about?"

Malecoda · Post by **Malecoda** » 2003-01-22 02:38pm

"Hey, watch this!"

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-01-22 02:40pm

I don't know what my last words will be, it'd depend on how i die.

But on my gravestone i want the words

"Here lies Stevie Herron a legend in his own mind"

and then

"It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time....."

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-22 02:41pm

"What? Look out for the what??"

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-01-22 03:29pm

Malecoda wrote:"Hey, watch this!"

Make sure you say this while being video taped by FOX and jumping off the worlds tallest "whatever":

"This is going to be the coolest stunt ever!"

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-01-22 03:31pm

Keevan_Colton wrote:"What? Look out for the what??"

"Duck? I don't see a duck?"

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-22 03:34pm

"Dont be silly, lightning never strikes the same place twice!"

Malecoda · Post by **Malecoda** » 2003-01-22 03:41pm

Hey, this lamp vibrates when I lean on the sewing machine and touch it. Watch!

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-01-22 03:43pm

"And so I become as a god"

That can be interpruted two ways

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH croak (A la apophis in stargate SG1)

"I have seen the doom of the universe.

There is no hope for mankind"

Slayen · Post by **Slayen** » 2003-01-22 03:48pm

If suddenly, such as a car crash; "Aw, shit!"

In battle; "Bring it!"

On my death bed; "See you all in the next life."

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-22 03:58pm

"What in the hell is THAT!!"

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-01-22 04:41pm

"Yes, I'm certain it's supposed to do that."

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-22 04:43pm

"Funny....its never done that before....."

Korvan · Post by **Korvan** » 2003-01-22 08:52pm

My last words were very nearly, "I don't see any smoke, I think the fuse must've gone out. Wait here while I check."

Alferd Packer · Post by **Alferd Packer** » 2003-01-23 01:14am

I think, just to fuck with those present, I'd go, "No way...God's a llama?" and then kick off.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-01-23 01:45am

"Here's hoping Pascal was wrong."

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-01-23 03:23am

In Battle as soldier: "Ow ow ow, that hurt you bast<gagh>
As leader: "Don't let it end like this, tell them I said something."

Old age: "The fortune is hidden in the <Gagh>"
Or "Since when is heaven full of fire?"

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-01-23 07:36am

Gandalf wrote: As leader: "Don't let it end like this, tell them I said something."

Thats a rip off of a Mehican revolutionary, killed by an assassin infront of a journalist:

"Tell them I did something..."

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-01-23 09:23am

"Ooh, look at the pretty fireplace...waitaminute-"

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-23 09:44am

"Hey Jim...see this sign..."Ine Fiel" Its a little tattered do you think its in spanish?"