Care Bears vs. Emperor Palpatine

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-01-21 10:40pm

Alex Moon wrote:
IG-88E wrote:I watched Care Bears.
So have I. I'm still sane... *twitches*

I'm not.

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-01-22 12:55am

Carebares -Smurfs-My little pony-rainbow brite-...what can I say my sister watched what she wanted too and I`m perfectly normal ...aint that right uh huh UH HUUUUH only Little Rascals fans may get that one

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-01-22 09:54am

Trust me, some things from childhood just burn into your mind and never go away.

Kinda like some of these versus threads. I'm waiting for the right moment to present mine.

Sokar · Post by **Sokar** » 2003-01-23 08:47am

IG-88E wrote:Force lighting = a bunch of crispy carebears.

And they taste good with ketchup......

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-01-23 09:45am

I'm draedfully sorry, I never watch Care Bears. I was rasied on Transformers, and look how I turned out.

*Grabs flamethrower, carving tools, marshmellows, and hotdogs*

*begins to laugh like Zim*

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2003-01-23 10:46am

Okay, so here's how it breaks down.

A bunch of cute little bears somehow manage to sneak into Palpatine's chambers on Death Star 2. Nevermind how, they just do. They overpower the stormtroopers at the door or something.

But anyways, Palpatine strikes me as somebody who would find the idea of a bunch of happy, feel-goodism bears trying to convert him to the light side to be wildly amusing. I know I would. With all the planning and diabolical scheming Palpatine was doing to the rebels, even the most vile of evil creatures needs some outlet for stress.

So Palpatine decides to let the Care bears romp and play for awhile, just to see a.) how ignorant they really are, and b.) how far they are willing to go in attempting to convert him. Unfortunately, this skywalker punk shows up on Endor. Vader gets all excited and starts mouthing off like he's got a pair, and Palpatine reluctantly decides he has to dispatch his playtoys and get back to business. He tries to keep them around for a little while longer, but one of the more zealous care bears decides to put a pot of daisies in front of Palpatines favorite viewport, blocking his view of the Executor. Palpatine flies into a rage, and soon many a cute little bear are plummeting to their doom in a black, bottomless pit that is ever so prevalent in Death Star construction.

The End.

johnmarkley · Post by **johnmarkley** » 2003-01-24 11:27pm

I watched Care Bears when I was younger. Occupational hazard of having to babysit your little sister.
Surviving Care Bears is minor-league stuiff, anyway. Having to watch My Little Pony cartoons is what truly tries a man's soul...

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-24 11:28pm

Horror of horrors, I have actually been forced, whilst in the same room as my younger sister, to watch a full episode of 'Between the Lions'

Agh. Ack. Pain. Die.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-01-24 11:33pm

[Thanks guy i`ll have to watch my copy of eight legged freaks to take these care bear out of my head again