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Looks like that site doesn't allow hot-linking. Way to go, jackass.
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Napoleon the Clown wrote:Looks like that site doesn't allow hot-linking. Way to go, jackass.
Who are you referring to ?

I see zablorg's picture fine.
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WHO'S THE DICKHEAD NOW EH?
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He re-hosted it onto his Imageshack. Can we say "pwned"?
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Eh, go ahead.
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I know someone already used this picture, but I couldn't pass up this caption. Maybe that just makes me crazy, I don't know.
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"The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles."
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Lonestar wrote:Image
Seriously WTF.

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That is fucked up.
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The old guy is more than creepy enough without the epic fail photoshop job...
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Schuyler Colfax wrote:Image
Fucking A!!!
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It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.
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Why is that man's boner coming out of his leg?
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Zablorg wrote:Why is that man's boner coming out of his leg?
How did I not notice that?
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Schuyler Colfax wrote:
Zablorg wrote:Why is that man's boner coming out of his leg?
How did I not notice that?
Maybe because you're looking at her. :P
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Argosh wrote:
Schuyler Colfax wrote:
Zablorg wrote:Why is that man's boner coming out of his leg?
How did I not notice that?
Maybe because you're looking at her. :P
He's only a couple of years older than her.
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Schuyler Colfax wrote:Image
Lamest pic ever.
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Darth Wong wrote:
Lamest pic ever.
Cropping is your friend?
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The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
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Darth Wong wrote:
Schuyler Colfax wrote:-snip image-
Lamest pic ever.
Two of these words can be used to subscribe the poster of this pic and one of them isn't 'pic'.
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Post by Oni Koneko Damien »

In the theme of posters that actually stayed true to the spirit of the original motivational posters:

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And back to just generally funny stuff:

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Post by Oni Koneko Damien »

RogueIce wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
Schuyler Colfax wrote:<snip>
Lamest pic ever.
Cropping is your friend?
There was a comment made in testing not too long about about how the lamest sort of demotivators were the ones with <insert picture of fanwhore'd character here>, <insert fanwhore'd character's name as main text>, <insert uber-badass statement about fanwhore'd character as subtext>.
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RogueIce wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
Lamest pic ever.
Cropping is your friend?
Yeah! You should tell a mod on him. Get him banned! :lol:

And that guy getting clocked with the bat is fucking HI-larious. :D
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havokeff wrote:Yeah! You should tell a mod on him. Get him banned! :lol:
Wait, what?
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This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)

"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
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Post by Oni Koneko Damien »

havokeff wrote:And that guy getting clocked with the bat is fucking HI-larious. :D
I don't want to laugh at other peoples' pain, but his position in the picture makes it obvious that not only was he not paying any attention at all because, unlike everyone else in the picture, he's sitting straight up, but also that he hasn't even realized he was hit yet.

The picture is full of interesting bits besides that as well. For instance, look at the guy who's doing such a spot-on job of protecting that toddler from a flying baseball bat... and check out that guy just above the whacked-man with the single eyebrow raised, it looks like he telekinetically sent the bat into the guy in front of him.
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RogueIce wrote:
havokeff wrote:Yeah! You should tell a mod on him. Get him banned! :lol:
Wait, what?
Oh. Directed at Colfax not Wong? Well then that just makes it not funny. Way to go Rogue. You really fucked that one up. :roll:
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havokeff wrote:
RogueIce wrote:
havokeff wrote:Yeah! You should tell a mod on him. Get him banned! :lol:
Wait, what?
Oh. Directed at Colfax not Wong? Well then that just makes it not funny. Way to go Rogue. You really fucked that one up. :roll:
Oh, that. De-inlining. Yeah. I suppose it'd be amusing but no, I wasn't talking to him.

Just Colfax for that stupid picture of Link with the deadspace off to to the right. Seriously man, center your subject!

Incidently, I don't consider my saying something that could easily get me insta-banned to be funny. You asshat. :P
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"How can I wait unknowing?
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)

"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
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