Any Last Words?

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Post by Montcalm »

There is something i heard that happened when you die, so i think i would say: I hope i don`t crap my pants. :D
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*poke*



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[Arnold] I'll be back. [Arnold] :twisted:
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Eh? What's this? "Abandon hope all ye who..." Well, shit.
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Post by Keevan_Colton »

RedImperator wrote:Eh? What's this? "Abandon hope all ye who..." Well, shit.
Isnt that the sign infront of MS HQ?
"Prodesse Non Nocere."
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"Heh heh, dying tickles"

"And now as I prepare my soul for an eternity of burning and poking..."

If by some horrible accident

*reaches down and touches his gentials* "Oh thank heavens."

"The bombs deactivation code is 248..." *dies*

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Post by Raoul Duke, Jr. »

Hmm...

If accidnet, probably "Oh, fu--"
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[group around me] "Larz... Larz, are you alive..."
[me] "..."
[Group] "Larz... *sniffle*"
[me] "BOOO!"
[group] *screams in horror as I laugh and really do kick to bucket... or if I have a couple more minutes do it one more time...*

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Post by Keevan_Colton »

"Just what does this thing do anyway....oh....shi-"
"Prodesse Non Nocere."
"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
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Death by old age: "Well it's been fun, I'll see you all again when you finally decide to join me in the great beyond."

Death in battle: 1) "Well shit, they *can* hit things..."
2) "Damn, too early to die... Sorry mom and dad..."
3) "See you in hell mutherfucker!" (kamakaze)
4) "Til my last breath I will do my duty and serve my country, in this I am content." (going down with ship)

Death by foul play: "Why?!?"

Death by disease: 1) "Well, this was my doing, I fucked up..." (STD)
2) "Damned terrorists..." (anthrax, small pox, etc)
3) "Too early, damn this hurts..." (other)
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