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ITR Proposes Orbital Fuel Depot

HUE - Tonkin's low-key space development agency, typically limited to coordinating ITR commercial space efforts, announced today a proposed orbital fuel depot to supply fuel for continuing space development efforts around the Archipelago. Director Tran noted that "space development efforts will be hampered due to the major costs of launching fuel into orbit along with the vehicle. We propose an orbital propellant depot to solve these issues."

Analysts believe that Tonkin, which does not have a manned space program and uses outside launch agencies for satellite launch, is seeking to capitalize on this new program. Unusually for the ITR, the government may seek to own the orbital fuel depots themselves; charging for fuel use and placing bids on the open market to continuously refuel the station. According to Director Tran, "we are open to anyone refueling our stations. NSC, MESS or OMSK launch agencies are open to bidding, and anyone may tank from our station."

When asked about possible military uses, he further noted that "the ITR has a long history of neutrality and non-belligerence. In the event of a war, we will have to determine who may or may not be permitted to use the station on a case-by-case basis."

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President Shinra, as he usually did, was sitting in his private office, going over the various reports and other such details that were involved in running a country. He leaned back and sighed, the pressures of everything crushing him down, as they seemed to do more and more often these days.

First my peace intitiative, than the PeZookian hostage crisis, those missing police officers, sea monsters, threats of disease, yet another almost-war...

He sighed again, and glanced at his bedroom. His empty bedroom. And he knew he'd find no peace in there.

He got up from his desk, and walked over to the balcony and plopped down into one of the chairs, staring up at the night sky. The weather reports said it was supposed to a pleasant night, but he wouldn't know it; after the Mangka Incident with the Shadow Empire, he had had a protective glass canopy put over his balcony. He'd been meaning to take it down for some time, but with the press of events he'd never issued the order.

He thought back to his time on Old Earth, and how much simpler things had been. He had even used a different name, one he had decided to change once Q had brought him here. I couldn't risk anyone going back to Earth and trying to put pressure on me through my family. He didn't really know if any of his fellow leaders and peers would have actually done such a thing. But he wasn't willing to take the chance. He had, many times, considered simply going back there, perhaps even appointing a new leader to take his place. But he knew that would spell certain doom for his people; he was sure Q would take a hand in things if he tried.

My people... By some fluke of his old life Internet habits, he had come to be the warden and protector of thirty million men, women, and children. More than that, his friends Brungardt and Sanguinius, by circumstances of geography and their nation's small sized, had largely entrusted him with seeing that larger powers would not just gobble them up. He had wanted responsibility once, as both a soldier and police officer, but those had been in his future. And nowhere near as heavy a burden as the one he now faced.

But now that burden was his. He would have to protect those he was now responsible for. And he would also have to continue doing everything in his power to make sure no wars erupted between his peers either. Any such war would, doubtless, visit destruction upon his own lands and citizens, and he couldn't allow that. But a war would also mean the same things for other lands, other peoples. Land and people governed by many he considered his friends, even if their own interests and agendas sometimes clashed with his own.

As he sat there contemplating the turns and twists his life had taken ever since that fateful day Q had visited him, he knew that no matter how overwhelming it all got, he would simply have to cowboy up and soldier on. He had thus far managed to project an image of strength and solidarity to the public, and knew that his own personality would allow no less of him in the future. Still, it was a lot to shoulder, especially alone.

Alone.

This last word gave him pause, as it usually did. But tonight, tonight was different. Whereas before he would simply shrug his shoulders, and attempt to get what little sleep he could, tonight he made a new promise to himself.

The burden of responsibility I carry is mine. But it does not have to be mine alone. Now, now I think, is the time to change that.

He got up from the chair and moved inside towards his bed, a new sense of purpose and energy flowing into him. As he passed his desk, he stopped and grabbed a sheet of paper, and scribbled a short note on it:

Tomorrow - get glass canopy removed from balcony!

For the first time that night in what seemed to be an eternity, he wore a smile as he went to bed.
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The San Antonio Business Journal
Southwest Power & Electric confirmed today that they got the contract to build construct a 2 reactor power plant for the Royal Rail Republic.

The original asking price had been $1bil per 1.3GW ABWR, but a payment schedule has been set up for $540mil a year for 4 years. The last payment will be withheld until the power plant is operational.

In addition SWP&E will be bringing technicians to various nuclear sites within the country to perform training under master electricians, machinists, electronics technicians, etc. to prepare for the day-to-day operations. While the Royal Rail Republic waits for certified engineers for manning requirements, SWP&E has offered to contract engineers out at $175,000 per engineer per annum.

The Royal Rail Republic will be sending several of it's finest engineering students to Texas A&M and University of Texas-Austin for advanced degrees in nuclear engineering and to become certified by the National Association of Atomic Engineers and Scientists.

This is the first major overseas contract for a Lone Star Republic company, and the site survey team will be traveling out to 3R at the end of the week.
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Radio Free Pirate's Bay:

ESPIONAGE!, FRAUD!, HOAX EXPOSED!, Religious Cold War Looms!

Zorian, Shroomian & Lonestar Scientists have already confirmed. Gae Bulg spear was indead manufactured on land, "the kelp bindings needed to be exposed to sunlight to dry and secure the tooth to the whale rib shaft. Not to mention the notch in the bone that was cut in order to place the tooth, was too smooth, obviously the work of a high speed bone saw. It was a pretty obvious Hoax, we're just sorry that the Bear Republic Fell for it."- Said a Zorian Anthropologist.

Also the new search Radar and anti-missile batteries, at look out point and at an artificial island network made out of the remains of the Pirate's Bay Bridge, have been revealed to be STOLEN "Blackbeard" systems.- The contractor that installed the system says that they were purchased from a local source.

Film Production Crew for the show 247 implicated in the APES incident. The popular TV show 247 which depicts espionage in the name of freedom and democracy actually had meetings with the infamous terrorist "Joseph Bristle" during the course of last season.

So what do all these things have in common?, HUBOLOGISTS!!!

yes, while representing a number of media and manufacturing consortiums, The Hubologists have taken over Senate Finance committies, Intellegence operations, and other groups. The "UFO Story from a month ago, was a clear Hubologist plant in order to discredit independant journelists."

"Senator Rev. Daniel Windwalker of the Shamanist Catholic sect here in the Bear Republic had the strength of character to speak out before the senate about the Hubologist's curruption and control, revealing their duplicity and atrocity in manufacturing the so called "Primatives", for their failed "20,000 Leagues under the Sea" Television Program, and then using those poor mutilated souls in a crass effort to bring back tourism to the Bear Republic."

"Senator Windwalker was then assassinated by a "Crazed Illegal Libertopian" shortly after the Hubologist church labeled him "A Broken Spoke on the Wheel." Shortly after the assassination, Prison Guards belonging to the "Norse Fundamentalist Church" hanged the assassin before others could question if he had actual ties to the Hubologists. Senator Windwalker is survived by a Daughter Kel Windwalker, a student on an atheletic scholarship in the Republic of Cannassia.


Colin's reaction while trying to discuss trade issues was to mumble frakin Libertopians and their Hubologist allies.
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MSA continues development of Rocket Based Combined Cycle engines

The MSA continues it's investigation of a new engine concept known as a strutjet. It's projected that this type of engine will massively increase performance of space launch vehicles over current designs.
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The room was filled with cigarette smoke.

- So, Carl, I presume you're not speaking, - the Secretary General walked around. - For a TSAGI student, you're pretty damn well-versed in the legalese.

- I don't understand why I am held here against my will.

The Secretary General went around the table.

- You know, your papers are being penned out by the police. We have a few charges levied already; but the evidence is classified, so naturally you are not getting a public trial.

- I'm not telling anything.

- Very well. We'll have our counterparts from Pezookia arriving soon. I hope you get a little more cooperative by then. Obviously we can't just deport you, although I'd gladly do it, since TSAGI students have access to aerodynamic tests of some of our newest vehicles; and we can't be sure that a criminal such as you could not have been smuggling classified data out of the Institute, too. You seem to be pretty willing to break laws and regulations for your own gain, so perhaps now it's time to face the consequences of acting like you did.

Going out, Stas noted that Carl remained defiant.

He reflected on the current issues. When transported to this nation, he chose a body - not too old and not too young, but far older than he really was. It would later cause problems, he thought. But what is done, is done.

Suddenly a figure appeared in the corridors of the detention center.

- Vla... Vladimir Ilyich? - Stas shook his head in amazement. - You know, these jokes are growing old, Q.

- They are far more innocent than what you do. Do you think I'm unaware of the behind-back plots you plan? The scheming, the conspiring? You think about this like it was a game of sorts; you can do actions just for the sake of making 'the game more interesting', isn't it?

- Well tough luck, Q, - the Gen Sec laughed. - It is much like a game; with a game master abscent, like it really is in a real international community, events occur due to our doing.

- You have created a socialist autocracy just because you felt like it, then heavily militarized it, relying on the first world consumption levels that were granted to you. You militarized a First World nation to dominate the arms market, where you sell weapons of war to small nations with the intention of creating what? Endless conflict in Libertia? World war?

- I have people working on those plants making planes, ships and tanks, - the GenSec shrugged. - Welfare of my nation is kind of... important, you know? Besides, small nations do need weapons given the kind of relations we have here. There's no UN to condemn a unilateral attack, and good measure of nations willing to assimilate each other.

- Do you think you're smarter than me?

- I'm just doing my job. It's pointless to accuse me of moral wrongs. The greater good rules.

- You actually think it's possible to have a "greater good"?

- Pretty much so. I have a huge computer dedicated to that; it calculated a HDI-like index and strives to improve that most of all, as a cumulative indicator. And it's getting more advanced and taking more and more factors in.

- So individualism is a meaningless and has no value to you?

- You know, Q, individualism is all fine, but it spawns a disease. This disease is called atomism. It's when you have a drunk guy putting a girl into a car to take her away and rape, while she's screaming for help, and 20 people are observing and do nothing. This disease of society permeated mine so strongly. I actually witnessed such cases. Me and an old woman, probably 40 of age, were the only ones who dared to call 02. And huge, muscular 25-year old guys, standing there in a crowd just didn't do anything.

- When was that?

- Yesterday. I made a trip home in the evening. You know, some Western analysts back on Old Earth wonder why there's so much Soviet nostalgia in Russia and other parts of the Union. I'll tell you why. In the Union, if a man were to pull a girl and she was screaming, in front of a crowd of 20 people, some of them young men, that man would have been beaten to bloody pulp and turned over to the militsia. The feeling of common responsibility. That's what granted the security. That's what gave people a feeling of comfort despite less access to funky tech toys and riches of the world.

- So you made your little Cuba-Belorus-USSR hybrid and you think you're fine with that?

- Yeah, I am. You're just bored because this world is doing pretty fine without your interference, eh, "god"? - the Gen Sec laughed. - You know, you could start a religion. Q-ism. It would be one that could seriously challenge the positions of scientific atheism here, given you actually exist and have the power to make wonders. I could even find Q-priest candidates. Hell, I could contract your Church to build Q-temples!

Q, suddenly changing his appearance from Lenin to that of painting-based looks of Jesus, laughed.

- I'll think about that. Retorting to a god isn't wise though.
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2009

Nuclear Prototype Testbed on schedule despite small protests

The shipyards of Port Morasia are on track with the prototype passenger ship, despite protests from a few misguided civilians.
A computer generated model of the completed prototype has been released for public use.

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Massive Land and Air Military Purchases by the Republic of N'ton

The Republic of N'ton is using a large portion of its military budget to purchase transport airplanes, armored vehicles and jeeps from the Red Technocracy. It is reported that the Chancellor himself was quite pleased with the Red Technocracy's service. He was also reported to be quite impressed with the UAZ-469 jeeps sold by the Red Technocracy, and recommends them to other developing Duchys.

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Work progresses smoothly at PeZookian Copper Mines

Work is going well in the development of copper mines in the II Republic. Production of ore in the mines is slowly gearing up to feed the future extractors and refinery.

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Co-Press Release, Office of the King, Office of the Prime Minister, New Patria

The Kingdom of New Patria calls on all civilized nations to boycott the so called "Qudlivun Free State" on the grounds that it's new MQ-1 "Reaper" UAV is nothing more than a carbon copy of the New Patrian AD-3B "Mariner" drone, and as such makes at the very least Qudlivun Aeronautical Systems Incorporated guilty of intellectual property infringement, and the government of Qudlivun guilty of being morons, if not outright thieves.

As well the Government of New Patria will be calling an international conference on the state of Intellectual property on New Earth to be held later this year.

The president of New Patrian Aeronautics has been quoted as saying "It's not that we've made a Harpoon, and they have made a Harpoonski, their design is a very near carbon-copy, and we must not allow this to stand".

New Patrian General McPeak could not be reached for comment, but it was observed that several other high ranking officers had entered his residence this evening.

[ooc]Edit: Me and Q[/ooc]

The room was very quite, except for the light hum of the cooling systems cooling the now mostly blank electronics in the room

"What do you want Q?"

"Nothing Just checking up on you."

"You rarely do that, besides some of us talk to each other on a regular basis" as Timothy points to the now inactive monitor screen. "Stas told me about your little Q and A session with him, and now I see you've made a point about 'making things more fun' and 'giving us something to fight for'. You know that back on old Earth I was a proponent of reasonable IP laws and made a fairly crappy living on them, and now you've decided that it's fine to help one nation steal protected products from another. Well guess what Q, I may be unstable sometimes, but I can be predictable. So now what is your next move?"

"What makes you think I have one?"

"I've seen all of TNG, DS9, and yes even Voyager Q. I know how you work."

"So I'm easy to read then?"

"Not as easy as I am, now can't I just get a good nights sleep."
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Mangka Daily News

Anti Article 42 Protest

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[Wanhua] About twelve thousand people gathered today at the Taroko Boulevard, in front of the Presidential Office, to protest against Article 42 of the Sunshine Law. Most of them were holding mourning plaques, mourning over "the death of democracy".

"The government has too much power. Representatives of the people are being legally hassled and persecuted." JY Peng, leader of the protest said, "Today, it is the representatives, what about tomorrow?"

Article 42, which is the basis of the Independent Commision Against Corruption (ICAC) to investigate and arrest parliament members, has been one of the most controversial topics in the past few months since it was passed. The ICAC has begun its operation on representatives in the Legislative Hall (which passed the Sunshine Law), and so far there has been several violent incidents between ICAC agents and legislatives whom refused to be investigated. The investigations on local county council members also had similar results.

The Presidential Office made a simple reply to the protest, stating that "Every word, every sentence in the Sunshine Law was endorsed by the Legislative Hall. Including Article 42. It was written and passed by representatives of the people who have been tired of a corrupt government and corrupt parliament."

The protest will be staged for 3 days.
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Royal Palace, Astoria

"Oh, please", the King moaned after he found himself standing on the roof of his palace, wearing nothing but a bathrobe, "I'm getting up early tomorrow."

Q puffed his cigar, letting out a smoke ring.

"What do you want?", the King was angry. He never met Q before, but heard stories from other world leaders. And now he understoof why they considered him so irritating.

"You know, your little country is quite intriguing. While other seemed to create what they saw as their little utopias, you are almost...conventional.", Q remarked after a while.

"I like it that way. It's stable, tested and it works.", the King said, pulling the bathrobe tighter, "Did you pull me out here for a stupid chat? Don't you have bigger problems?"

It was becoming pretty cold out here, during the middle of the night.

"Pretty conservative, are you?", Q asked with derision, "Shouldn't you strive to create something better than the mess you left back on Earth?"

"'Something better' does not always equal 'different'. I'm wary of massively adjusting proven systems in the name of my personal whim."

"Proven systems? The Earth is heading towards a massive catastrophe. Some 'proven systems' its governance turned out to be."

"Listen, I'm not really in a mood to hold debates on sociopolitical systems with an all-powerful being in the middle of the night, wearing practically nothing. Get to the goddamned point."

"Your colleagues weren't that irritable, you know."

"They probably had their underwear on."

Q laughed and put out his cigar, "Touche. I will take my leave of you now. It's interesting how this world has managed to avoid catastrophe so far. And as for my point: there is none. I'm just checking up on all of you."

King Paul just glared at Q in response.

"Is that it?", he asked

"Yes.", Q said and snapped his fingers

Astoria Evening News

King Paul the First announced today that he will continue his goodwill trip across the archipelago. His last venture was cut short due to Baerne's military action, but according to the King's press office, the situation has stabilized enough that our sovereign feels it will be prudent to resume his visits to all friendly countries.

The preliminary schedule of the trip reads as follows:

1. Red Technocracy:
- Informal meeting with Secretary General Stanislav concerning matters of state and economics
- Formal adress to the Supreme Council, thanking the Red Technocracy for their help in the Astoria Hostage Crisis
- A formal meeting with factory workers and SIA students

2. Duchy of Langley:
- Security conference: concerning latest threats to international security
- Informal meeting with the Duke: His Majesty shall pass condolences for the death of the Duke's sister and lay flowers on her grave
- Minor ISCA matters

3. Shepnukistan
- A tour of Blackbeard testing range
- A formal banquet with Shepnukistani congressmen

4. Canissia
- ISCA talks concerning budgetary concerns and possible future R&D orders
- A tour of Canissian shipyards
- Informal meeting with King Arik. His Majesty shall congratulate the King on his expecting a new heir. Or heirs.

5. N'Ton
- A tour of the shipyards constructing the nuclear testbed vessel

The schedule may still be altered ; The King plans to finish the trip by the end of the month.
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"Nothing like a good beer and some Satellite TV. Let's see what's on..."

[click]

"His office has reported that he is currently 'indisposed' and no one knows where he is... it's been three days now since the last Shroom Sighting, and the question everyone's asking is: Where is the Prime Minister? Uncertainty grips the people of Shroomania, and the rest of the FUNGAL AXIS has expressed similar worries. Rumors are circulating... there have been allegations of an assassination attempt on the Prime Minister, but the Shroomanian Secret Service has dismissed those rumors entirely, saying that the Prime Minister is in good physical health. Rather than calming the populace, the SSS' statements have led long-time political analysts to claim that in spite of his physical health, the Prime Minister's mental health has finally got him institutionalized. If this was so, then that would explain the government's relative silence - and the truce enacted by the brawling Ministers of Parliament."

[click]

"Reporting live from the Republic of Vulpesia. An unconfirmed Shroom Sighting report claims that a tourist has seen the wayward Prime Minister conferring with Canissia's King Arik in an impromptu meeting by the beach. While King Arik was in his bathing suit and accompanied by his concubines, the report states that Prime Minister Shroom was apparently trying to be incognito, garbing himself in a fedora, a trenchcoat, and aviator sunglasses... on the beach."

[click]

"Bear Republican witnesses claim that Prime Minister Shroom was personally behind the Mermaid Man Hoax and that he was the one who stabbed the Noctodile with a spear he carved out with his teeth..."

[click]

"In Blastification, the mining industry has seen a renaissance thanks to Shroomanian investments. We're pumping out more ore than ever and shipping them all over the FUNGAL AXIS... for outrageous fees! All this mining has built me up, just look at me flex! Feel my muscles! Watch me do push ups! Oh yeah! Look, mommy! No hands!"

[click]

"Uranium from Blastification, nuclear engines from Shroomania, and shipyards in N'ton. The Nuclear Prototype Testbed is going well. A joint FUNGAL AXIS effort for the atomic-powered boat for the future! Brought to you by the outrageous fees of Shepnukistani subsidies!"

[click]

"Fzzzt... the weakness of the government, the inherent flaws of the FUNGAL AXIS... the proliferation of The Corporation and their insidious interests, mingling with the government's, poisoning the free markets of the Central Sea, leading to the erosion of freedom and liberty... this cannot stand! It is time for us to stand! The vociferous voluptuous velociraptors verily venerate veracity's voice! V FOR VOLUNTARYIST-"

"We apologize for the technical difficulties."

[click]


Knock knock

"Goddamn it..."

Knock knock

"Okay, okay. I'm coming!"

Knock knock

"What?!"

"Josif Kutschinsky?"

"Yeah... that's me."

CRASH!

"FBI, freeze scumbag!"

"Shit! Oh shit! You'll never take me alive, G-Man!"

Biff!

"Ufff!"

"We got him."

[Click]

"The Fungal Bureau of Investigation has..."
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Shroomania, FBI detention facility

"Now this is interesting...", captain Tusk remarked, flipping through surveillance reports, "...Kutschinsky has apparently become a hardcore anarcho-libertarian during his time here in Shroomania."

Kulinsky walked over to Tusk's table and took the report.

"Nice...is that a protest photo?"

"Yeah, from six months ago. About fifty anarchists were protesting establishment of the ISCA. Apparently, he cared enough to show up."

"That's a strange combination. He's got ties to the MCP and is a libertarian? Sounds like one or the other is a cover story for something."

"Yeah...he's not mentally unstable, he had to undergo psych evaluations during his time in the military."

"Well...let's find out which is which, shall we?"

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"Fuck you, G-man! I ain't telling you anything!"

This suspect was far less cooperative. "It's too bad we taught him to resist interrogation", Kulinsky thought as he watched the angry man sitting across the table from him. Well, there were a few cards he could still play.

"Josif, you have little say here. We have ample evidence of your ties to the MCP."

"Go to hell. You don't have anything."

"On the contrary. We have a witness who saw you meet with Bristle and exchange information, and she gave us quite a detailed description."

Kutchinsky seemed scared for a second, but quickly regained his composure.

"Forget it. I'm not telling you anything!"

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Two Shroomanian FBI agents watched the interrogation from behind a Venetian window. An ISCA calendar hanged on the wall.

"Jesus, this is taking long.", one of them remarked, taking a look at his watch, "Four hours already!"

"Yeah...and this Kutchinsky guy doesn't look like he's gonna talk today..."

"Well, that's their problem. Donuts?"

"Sure!"
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JULY 20TH 1969 - The day the entire world was looking up

It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
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IBNS Justinian Leaves Red Technocracy for UKB

The Emperor thanked the General Secretary for his hospitality, and to great fanfare left Red Technocracy for UKB. Among the deals signed, included an intent to invest in the FBR project and to purchase double barreled Coalition-SV turrets, and Il-96-400 (PS-90A2 engines). The deals benefit both nations, allows Byzantium to expand its aerospace industry, and ensures that the tank plants in Byzantium continue running for the next few years.

Nuclear Energy Institute reports that the construction of the FBR continues at a brisk pace, with additional funding coming in to speed up construction. Construction expected to be completed mid next year.

Nuclear Energy Institute announces plans to build a floating PWR with the intent to market it to foreign sales and lease.
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I'm a kid.. Red thought, as he read the latest stock reposts, "Yet I'm running a small first world country, my paradise, and somehow, Its ok.. I mean, my bros help worth the real thinking, but still, to be the head of a govermen...

"Hello Mr Red... Or should I call you.."

"He does not exist in this world. I'm Red here, nothing more.."

"Taking the name of a fictional character from a children's video game, very nice, K. Its like one of your let's play fantises, except this time, its for real."

Red sighed, turning to the goldlike being. "Well, its funny really, I mean, for all facts and purposes, you are the god I was looking for," he then turned around, looking out of his manor, "and, like I bet, you are a cool guy, albeit, one with a bad tem.." Q interrupted Red, saying, "Well, after all, I gave you a first world nation, a people who are fairly not interested in politics, a fairly hands off government..." the man seemed th think on a point, before heading directly into his next speech for a absolute dictator, you've done it quite well... I shall see you later, Mr... K.. or should I say, Red.."

Q blinked out, leaving Red alone in his "Oval Office". Man, that guy... he managed to somehow..." The loud sound of a phone was a punch back to the gut. He was in charge of a country.

"Mr. President. Good news." The voice was one he regonized, his old buddy from the Coastal Defense Forces. "We've captured several pirates, off the coasts trying to hijack a cruiser full of the 420.. " Red responded, saying "Good. I will give them all medals tomorrow, and call the other powers. I think we need to see who the hell wants to mess with our peace.... Goddamned Liberatopia... I wonder when Shep will destroy them... he loves this sort of thing.."


3R News Now!

Pirates captured by Coastal Defense Force Agents!


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A picture captured by 3R reporter, Ed Nolent



In a sudden burst of activity, the Coastal Guard forces managed to capture one pirate "flagship" a converted Freighter used to raid places such as the Lone Star State. When asked about the operation, Sea Commander Rich Holtze, had this to say. "It was just our job, nothing more. Besides, those pirates threatened the new 420 shipment to the Lone Star State, and that is a High Crime!" The members of the press laughed at this comment, while The Royal Rail Republic sent out a call to assemble an international Anti-Pirate Task Force.

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Our fighting men at work

The Island and Cyclone groups lured the ship deep into the exclusion zone, forcing the ship to face the fate of death due to land based arms, or facing capture. The ship surrendered, troopers detaining 26 men for questioning, the CG said Sunday. The 16 citizens of Liberaltopia, and 10 men of a currently unknown national origin were aboard a captured freighter that was chased and seized Saturday.

EDITORIAL

Skull and crossbones buccaneers have resurfaced with "Terminator"-style tactics, shining a spotlight on an age-old crime that some experts warn could inspire terrorists. Modern Day Pirates have raided Cruise ships, with only the Air Squad's chopper division fighting them off. Since March, 29 attacks have occurred off the coasts of 3R, Liberatopia (Terra Liberia), and even the well armed states of the Lone Star Republic, and Shroomtopia, according to the International Maritime Bureau. Although this was the first attack on a cruise ship in more than 6 months, pirates attacked 205 ships in the first nine months of this year compared with 251 in the same period a year ago, according to the IMB's Piracy and Armed Robbery Against Ships Report. This seems to be a quite alarming situation to many citizens, who are demanding protection. "The Sea Monsters are not a problem here, but the Pirates ARE! I am tired of having to schedule my fishing around Coast Guard Patrols!"

Red slammed his fist down on the desk, the oak paneling making a faint thud., and looked at the report. "I think I may have to call Shroomy. With this raid, we broke them, but we may need to do a little raid at their heart. Take them out, or find their backers. All that ammo must cost lots of cash.
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Official Dispatch from the Qudlivun Free State to New Patria

The Ministry for Foreign Affairs has stated the official position of the government on alleged intellectual property infringement made by New Patria, they having already demonstrated a lack of tact in their first statement on the matter, is to ask why they aren't sharing their stash and how much they've been smoking? Assuming New Patria's statement were in-fact true they were given the opportunity during the open bidding process to provide its solution to our state and after several months failed to offer their product. The fact that the Qudlivun GDSF selected a similar design with similar specifications from a local manufacturer is irrelevant.

Assuming this were Old Earth, this matter would be forced before an international tribunal for arbitration and we believe New Patria would fail to provide concrete evidence for its claims. None of their product they claim we copied was imported into our country and I doubt seriously any smart country would have allowed officials from a business in a foreign country to walk into their production facilities without some limitations to carry out wholesale copying. In fact this so called product is an Old Earth design that they clearly repackaged as their own.

For New Patria to claim sole production rights to an Old Earth product, as opposed to an entirely new product developed in New Earth, is itself an outrageous act of IP theft and our government, upon fulfilling any existing contracts with the nation, will cut off all contact with New Patria unless they back away from their ludicrous claim.
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King Arik Coyotus-I of the People's Republic of Canissia had drama aplenty at the Palace, but he also had official duties to perform as well-- and a renewed sense of determination about the seriousness of the situation.

War and fighting are not the only paths to security, he knew, Wars are fought --ostensibly-- for the purpose of securing a better peace afterwards. Peace is the goal, and it can be had through alliances, sensible policies...

He'd gone to the other side of the capitol city, to the newly-constructed Parliamentary Towers, where a press conference was being held to celebrate the Canissian acceptance into the International Sea Commerce Agreement, or ISCA.

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"The ISCA," he said, "Is an important step towards a better future. A future based on trade, commerce, and agreements with neighbors, and not one of division and mistrust. The People's Republic of Canissia wil reach out, not just to immediate neighbors," he said, with a smile and nod towards the Red Technocracy delegates, "But to all. As I put my signature to the ISCA, I reiterate my position that the nations, and multi-national treaty organizations, can --and should-- work together so we can reach this brighter future, together."

With that, and to applause, the King signed the paper on th epodium before him. It was, of course, symbolic-- the real agreement had already been signed, and the more fanciful, parchment-style version with the gilt edges --something Arik found overly-extravagent, but his advisors insisted-- but it made for good show. As the applause died down, however, something happened that caused Arik's old combat reflexes to go on alert.

One could never really say what it was-- a sudden, electric change in the atmosphere, somehow, but suddenly, through th econfusion, a subtle shift in the demeanor of a part of the crowd poked at the subconscious. A white megaphone came up, and an angry voice shouted:

"An agreement for the rich nations! No justice for the poor! No justice for the voiceless! End the economic stranglehold! End the oppression!"

It was a small crowd of protesters, a college-age man in the center was surrounded by four accomplices, who fended off the crowd as he delivered his call for 'justice'. The protesters strted to get fidgety, though, as a small phalanx of Police and Secrety Protective Services made their way quickly towards them.

Arik stepped back from the podium, and SPS agents --a special division of the Royal Canissian Border Guards-- stepped in front of him. But it had been a diversion-- while security forces focused on the vocal protesters, many diverted their attention from elsewhere.

"Incoming!" a man shouted, and Arik was thrown to the ground, suffocated by three burly protective agents. The screech of a small rocket motor roared overhead, followed by a loud explosion, a type of explosion Arik had heard once before in his life.

"RPG!" someone screamed, echoing the Canissian leader's thoughts. Panicked screams and crowd noises could be heard, and sirens went off seemingly from all directions. The crowd stampeded, and Police shouted orders. Arik was unburied from th ebodies but a heavy vest was immediately thrown over him, and he was picked up and hustled towards an armored car, unceremoniously shoved inside. The car, an RCBG M-1117, roared through the streets towards the Palace, other cars, Police and SPS alike, in a tight phalanx around it.

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They reached the Palace, and only then did Arik get out.

"What happened?" he asked the chief of his security detail.
"Classic bait-and-switch," Chief Tigh grumbled, "And we fell for it, gods-damned it. We expected protests, but nothing like this was on our threat list."
"Was it me in specific they were aiming for?" Arik asked, dusting himself off absently, "That RPG hit seemed far off."

"Actually, I don't think they wanted you specifically," Tigh said, "The RPG hit the fountain, where there was no one around. It'd been roped off to provide you an uninterrupted backdrop with the Towers in back. I think they just wanted to punctuate their protest in a way that wouldn't be forgotten. They had a clear shot at the podium or the crowd, but took the long shot for the fountain."

"We can't count on them to be so accomodating again, if there is a next time," Arik said.
"Agreed, sir," Tigh said, "With your permission, sir, I'd like to coordinate an investigation with agencies that have had similar problems recently. The ISCA seems to be a magnet for half-baked lunatics with agendas."

"By all means, Chief, do so," Arik said, "And let's make sure that the ladies have security details now, too."
"I'll see to it," the security chief said, frowning.

While Arik set up to do a hasty interview in the Palace reception hall to assure the public of his safety, and the investigation, he was already sorting through in his mind who he'd have to coordinate with overseas to make sure Chief Tigh had everything he needed to get to the bottom of the --apparantly international-- conspiracy.

"An international organization of anti-globalist anarchists," Arik muttered, "The irony never stops."
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Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."


In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!

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PIRATE PATROL

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A FUNGAL Pegasus-class hydrofoil begins patrolling Rail Republican waters.

Due to the increasing threat of piracy and maritime anarchy, hostage-taking crises, and terrorism, the FUNGAL AXIS has initiated a multi-national maritime security effort to patrol and secure the shipping lanes of AXIS nations in and around the Central Sea.

The effort will include not only the naval assets of FUNGAL nations, but also aerial assets (such as the for-export Shroomanian F-18s).



The Sovereign Shroomanian Sentinel
CANISSIAN CRISIS

In an audacious assault, international anarchists have derailed the ICSA meetings in Canissia by firing rocket-propelled grenades at the Canissian King Arik in an assassination attempt.

Remarkably, the King was unhurt, and only minor injuries were reported amongst the international delegates attending the conference.

The Sovereignty of Shroomania has condemned the attack and has raised national security levels in anticipation to any follow up anti-ICSA assault (Shroomania is a founding member of the ICSA).

It is reported that Prime Minister Shroom, wherever he is, has personally called King Arik to make sure he was okay.
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The Sovereign Duchy of Baerne condemns the terrorist attacks on King Arik. His Grace, upon recieving the news, was heard to mutter "Goddamn Libertopians".

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ANTI-GLOBALIZATION PROTESTS IN CANISSIA
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Sit-down protests and the Delphi University are among the many different types of protests that were held in cities around Canissia recently.

NEVE TIKVEH, CANISSIA-- The mood in Canissia has been tense lately as a wave of protests rocked the People's Republic of Canissia in the days following the terrorist attack on King Arik.

"We are not affiliated with the terrorists that attacked the King," one masked protester --who refused to give his name-- assured reporters. "We have issues with the ICSA, but we want only to express our concerns through peaceful means."

The mood was generally peaceful throughout Canissia as the people--mostly working-class, middle-income demographics-- turned out for peaceful demonstrations of concern that the ICSA would lead to jobs being outsourced to other, smaller, economies.

"The ICSA is a deal for trade and commerce, and nothing else," King Arik assured in a teleconference from the Palace earlier today. "It is not a multi-national shadow organization for stealing jobs or re-distribution of assets. It is, if anything, just a leveling of the playing fields.

Not everyone agrees, however. Trouble did, briefly, flare up in the largely rural Tauron Province as farmers rioted for an hour before RCBG trucks arrived with reinforced police to restore order.

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"The Tauron farmers are venting anger over more than just ICSA," said local Union representative Alexander Bresnow. "A lot of resentment has been building here since the agreement with the Bear Republic about exclusive major food purchases. What little industry there was here for things like cheese and sourdough has essentially vanished. There's some domestic market, sure, but not enough."

The violence, however, was minor. No one was hurt, but at least two farmers set their fields on fire as a symbol of protest, creating a haze of smoke through the small town.

In his Palace, King Arik Coyotus-I urged calm.
"I understand the people are oncerned about these agreements," he said, "But these agreements are, in the long run, good for the people, promoting not only trade but international cooperation and prosperity. If people on the other side of the world have no food, and we have plenty, then there's trouble. Wars start. I want to avoid that, and international agreements such as ICSA are a bulwark against discord and chaos."

The King also publicly acknowledged the concerns and well-wishes from thousands of citizens who called the Palace public relations office, sent letters, and e-mails of support following the attack at the Parliamentary Towers.

"The people of Canissia are like my family," he said, "And I thank them for their support, and as well, the support and well-wishes of leaders from other nations such as, but not limited to, Sovereign Duchy of Baerne and Sovereignty of Shroomania."

Despite rumors to the contrary, the military has not been mobilized to deal with the protests.

"The protests are mostly peaceful, and the people have a right to express themselves," His Majesty said. "For the handful of demonstrators that turn violent, law-enforcement is sufficient. The military will not be turned against the people, not now, not ever."
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Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."


In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!

If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
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Tian Xian UFO Times

It has come to our attention that President Sheppard of Shepnukistan has gone on a "factfinding" mission at the same time that General Secretary Stas of the Red Technocracy has withdrawn to his dacha for "health reasons"; and the King of the UKB is also "unavailable" for unspecified reasons.

What is going on? Is there some sort of bizarre plot for world domination being undertaken via MIND WAVES?

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The Presidential Palace, Austin

"So, they are in agreement?" Lonestar asked to his Secretary of State, a man named Evan Miranov(who had been in his OA lodge back in High School).

"Sure are Matt. It's a bit of a short notice, but it looks like the first MESS summit is on track." And no more VTCs from Hell both Lonestar and Miranov thought.

"What's on the schedule?"

"Let's see….drinking, hammering out a military command structure(that won't happen, too may big egos), the space program, alliance expansion, of course you and Beowulf will be announcing that bridge…all of this is subject to change. The various heads of state shall start arriving in San Antonio next week, and the summit will be over by the 4th."

Lonestar got up from his desk and walked over to the liqour cabinet for more liquid banjo. He stopped his hand right over the bottle(s) of Liquid Banjo.

"The 4th? No, that won't do, not at all." He moved his hand to another, clearer bottle of liquid. "We should change the date to the week after, with them arriving by the 4th."

"Uh…." Oh Christ, more VTCs from Hell Miranov thought "If I may ask, why?"

Lonestar lifted up a glass of Laughing Serpent-brand Tequila.

"Cinco de Mayo in San Antonio, of course."
"The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles."
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BREAKING.....BBC...

Unconfirmed reports in the People's Republic of Canissia of a "very bright flash" in the sky northeast of Canissa; in the direction of OMSK vassal state Neverhood.

"The entire night sky lit up with a glow to the northeast, and the glow didn't fade away for ten, fifteen seconds"
--Beachgoer at one of Canissia's northern beaches.

BREAKING.....NewsTon...News By the Metric Ton....

Seismographs all over the world are oscillating wildly............

CTN - CANISSA TELEVISION NEWS ------FIRST PHOTOGRAPHS

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Photograph taken by a vacationing couple on their yacht about 30 miles from the Neverhood coastline and transmitted to our bureau via satellite internet.
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"WHAT IS IT?" NATIONAL LEADERS PONDER ATMOSPHERIC EVENTS
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Canissian Experimental heli-drone readies for a look-see to determinenature of Neverhood blast.

A great flash in the sky --purported by some to be a nuclear detonation-- was seen in the air over OMSK vassal state Neverhood.

"At this time we cannot conform, nor deny, if it was, indeed, a nuclear blast," said Minsiter of Defense Ral Tenn, "And, if it was, indeed, a nuclear detonation, we don't know if it was a peaceful test, or an act of war against an unknown adversary."

The flash of light, clearly seen by civilian beachgoers on Canissia's Northeast shores, particularly from the Tauron Province, was not an act of war against Canissia.

"We are certain that this was not in any way, shape, or form directed against Canissia," Minister Tenn assured, "If it was a peaceful test, we will be asking for some sort of warning beforehand." Despite this, military units in the northern provinces of Tauron, Picon, and Sagittaron went on alert, even launching drone helicopters to fly to the edge of international waters and try to get a better look at what happened.

Tensions are already high in the wake of protests and some minor rioting, which was also in the Tauron Province earlier this morning. The flash of light seems to have had a chilling effect on many, and scheduled protests today were much lighter in turnout than anticipated.

A smaller protest in Delphi was had by an anti-nuclear group expressing concern about the effects of nuclear testing on the atmosphere.
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"There is also the possibility that this is some sort of accident, a nuclear accident, and if that's the case we should plan for worst-case scenarios and offer aid to those afflicted-- they will be in serious need," said protest organizer Sarah Reed.

More as details unfold.
Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."


In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!

If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
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Shepnukistani DoD Press Release

At 2100 Hours ZULU, a Red Technocracy Tu-95 Bear M delivered a special weapons package supplied by Shepnukistan at the newly- created Neverhood Testing Range; the package initated as planned at an altitude of 15,000 feet (4,572 meters).

OMSK Pact units are carrying out exercises to prove the capability of operating on a Thermo-Atomic Battlefield at the site of the package's initation.

President Sheppard, General Secretary Stas, and King Bean all observed the event from within a special bombproof bunker through lead lined glass, along with their military advisors.

That is all. More shall be releases as security warrants......
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President Shinra took a moment to glance out at his balcony - the balcony that still had the protective canopy. After word had come in concerning the RPG attack against Arik, he had countermanded the order to have ti removed.

And now Shep is playing with the Bomb. Jesus Christ... Just when things seemed to be quieting down, now all of this?

Had it been anyone else, he would not have worried as much. However, this was Shep. He had a certain..."reputation" concerning nuclear weapons. This reputation made Rufus most uneasy.

The fact that terrorists could have easily killed his friend Arik did little to improve his mood. They said it was just to make a point, but for all we know they missed and are covering up for it. God damn it all.

He turned around and took a look at the map of his nation. The nation that was his to lead...and protect. And he thought about this new world they had found themselves in, and wondered what was to become of it all.

Christ, why do Lonestar, Shep, and everyone else want nuclear weapons? Just about every one of our countries are lead by people from SDNet! Why the fuck are we at each other's throats when we could easily be making progress on all the things nobody else could back home?

With a sad shake of his head, he got back to the business of running a country. He had a message from PeZook that he still needed to answer, as well as making arrangements to visit the MESS summit. And, somewhere in the back of his mind, he knew he'd have to somehow find the time to search for a girlfriend and, possibly, future wife.

There's just not enough time in the fucking day...
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