So how do YOU jack off?

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-23 08:39pm

Anarchistbunny must be proven wrong. Here's another sex-related thread for y'all.

So...how do YOU jack off?

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-01-23 08:44pm

in front of the computer, with endless gigs of porn being downloaded
thru my cable modem, MWHA HA HA HA

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-01-23 08:46pm

With my hand?

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-01-23 08:49pm

I don't know, how do you? (Great comeback by me

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Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-23 08:50pm

Left hand.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-01-23 08:56pm

Darth Wong wrote:Left hand.

Now here's a question: are you left or right handed? I ask this because I'm left handed and I do practically everything with my left hand--throw, write, bowl, bat, hold my cigarette, etc. But I jack off with my right hand. If I try with my left, because my right arm is getting tired or something, the best I can do is "placehold" until my right arm feels better. I can't get off at all using my left hand. I'm wondering if this is something just unique to me, or are there other people like this.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-01-23 08:56pm

Darth Wong wrote:Left hand.

weirdo

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-01-23 08:58pm

left hand just does *not* work for me.

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2003-01-23 09:00pm

I can jack off with either hand. Sometimes I rub my member against the bed mattress.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-01-23 09:04pm

tried that the first couple times, but it didnt work after a while.

Sr.mal · Post by **Sr.mal** » 2003-01-23 09:06pm

Ambidextrous I use both hands

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-23 09:06pm

RedImperator wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Left hand.
Now here's a question: are you left or right handed? I ask this because I'm left handed and I do practically everything with my left hand--throw, write, bowl, bat, hold my cigarette, etc. But I jack off with my right hand. If I try with my left, because my right arm is getting tired or something, the best I can do is "placehold" until my right arm feels better. I can't get off at all using my left hand. I'm wondering if this is something just unique to me, or are there other people like this.

I'm right-handed.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-01-23 09:06pm

o_O why use the left then?

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-01-23 09:07pm

Damn. Beat me to it, HG! Left hand.

Shadow WarChief · Post by **Shadow WarChief** » 2003-01-23 09:07pm

I fit with RedImperator's pattern.

I'm right handed but I jack off with my left. Right just gets tired too quickyl and I can't get a good grip.

It has actually been my conclusion that people's handedness (wheter they consider themselv'es left handed or right handed in life) relates to the amount of dexterity they have, while the other hand is for physical tasks...such as jacking off which requires it.

Oh yeah, Armorpierce: Go fuck yourself.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2003-01-23 09:09pm

Left hand. Right hand feels weird and the left is faster.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-01-23 09:10pm

WTF???

OK, I have to say I'm just goofy, cause it's all right for me (normal stuff and...*ahem*). Of course, I bat left-handed in baseball and golf left-handed, but everything else is right-handed.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-23 09:11pm

Um, I meant technique(heh) not hand.

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2003-01-23 09:13pm

For technique, I do it the old-fashioned way, with my right hand in the shower if my folks are around. If they aren't, I jack off to endless porn on the comp.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-01-23 09:14pm

I see dignity is a term with little use here.

I'm, dare I say it, ambidextrous.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-01-23 09:16pm

HemlockGrey wrote:Um, I meant technique(heh) not hand.

There's masturbating techniques? How many different variations of "wrap your hand around your dick and jerk it up and down" can there possibly be?

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-01-23 09:16pm

Sorry, but it seems that your thread has been Hijacked, as for me, my left hand can't do shit, is slow, and I is a bit numb in that I can't actually feel how tight I'm gripping.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-01-23 09:19pm

Left hand.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-01-23 09:19pm

there's always different positions. the one I prefer hasnt been listed yet.

and, shower takes 4 times as long. very tiring.

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-01-23 09:26pm

3000 Miles to Graceland without ANY competition nearby.