Motivational Posters

Schuyler Colfax · Post by **Schuyler Colfax** » 2008-04-24 07:23pm

Havok · Post by **Havok** » 2008-04-24 07:37pm

"Voyeurism" THAT was a good one!

Schuyler Colfax · Post by **Schuyler Colfax** » 2008-04-24 08:14pm

I was trying to make the Jay and Silent Bob one smaller but, it wouldn't save it so I got rid of it.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2008-04-24 08:24pm

The Voyeurism one is good. As for the rest ... well, let's just say that every demotivational poster with an anime or videogame character on it is an automatic fail.

Zablorg · Post by **Zablorg** » 2008-04-24 08:32pm

I don't mind demotivational posters about videogames or anime if they use the pictures to illustrate a point. I don't like it when the poster itself is just a lame attempt to reference some video-game/anime phenomenon.

And yeah, the voyeurism one's pretty cool.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2008-04-24 08:52pm

Zablorg wrote:I don't mind demotivational posters about videogames or anime if they use the pictures to illustrate a point. I don't like it when the poster itself is just a lame attempt to reference some video-game/anime phenomenon.

Yeah, well, you know as well as I do that if every single anime or videogame character poster was removed from this thread, it would be a net improvement.

Napoleon the Clown · Post by **Napoleon the Clown** » 2008-04-24 09:23pm

Let us test your hypothesis, please. I would be inclined to agree, in most cases.

Someone needs to prove that an anime/video game demotivator can be funny, though. I was thinking something along the lines of "Anime: WTF?!" with a random, strange, crack induced anime screenshot. Possibly one of Rozen Maidens' more surreal moments. (Saw it at Comic Con last year... Seriously, WTF?"

Flagg · Post by **Flagg** » 2008-04-24 10:52pm

I figured I'd give the videogame/ anime character motivational poster a try. And I did it using an anime styled videogame!

Losonti Tokash · Post by **Losonti Tokash** » 2008-04-24 11:17pm

Ah, the game that has been described as "the Falcon 4.0 of rape simulations."

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2008-04-24 11:37pm

Losonti Tokash wrote:Ah, the game that has been described as "the Falcon 4.0 of rape simulations."

That's a real game?

If people want to get sexual thrills out of simulated rape without hurting anyone, get a real woman and convince her to do a harmless role-play with you.

Napoleon the Clown · Post by **Napoleon the Clown** » 2008-04-25 12:06am

Or buy one of those creepy Real Dolls.

Flagg · Post by **Flagg** » 2008-04-25 02:27am

Darth Wong wrote:
Losonti Tokash wrote:Ah, the game that has been described as "the Falcon 4.0 of rape simulations."
That's a real game?

Yes, it's very real. I didn't believe it until I played it. Which I'm sad to say, I did. It was like watching a car accident or midget porn, you just have to try it once no matter how much self-loathing is involved afterwards.

It's... Umm... Creeptacular? Yeah...

If people want to get sexual thrills out of simulated rape without hurting anyone, get a real woman and convince her to do a harmless role-play with you.

This game seems to be targeted at the creepy pervert who can't get the courage up to talk to a breathing woman. IIRC (it was over a year ago that I tried this game, and quickly uninstalled then deleted it out of pure shame) that's pretty much the personality of the character that you play as.

Though I gotta say, the comedy value of a country whose "decency laws" allow a game where forcible rape of several young women is the only goal, yet requires mosaic censorship of the genitals in all pornography is almost worth it. Almost.

Oskuro · Post by **Oskuro** » 2008-04-25 05:10am

Darth Wong wrote:That's a real game?

Googled this after seeing the poster... The game is awfully disturbing, but the review is somewhat funny.

Losonti Tokash · Post by **Losonti Tokash** » 2008-04-25 08:16am

It's pretty much designed to destroy any faith you have in humanity, with its simulated pregnancy-by-rape and forced abortions.

Besides all the horrible horrible things that the game features, the other weird bit is that illusion's other games aren't anywhere as fucked up as Rapelay. So I've really got no explanation for it's existence than to shrug my shoulders and say "Japan."

Quote from the review:

At a Glance: In the past Hentai games have often catered to casual rape enthusiasts. These are perfectly normal folks like you, me and your next door neighbor who only leaves his apartment to buy canned meat and plastic tarps. I like to think of this audience as the "beer and pretzel" rape gamer. They're interested in a fun "pick up and play" rape game and they don't want to get bogged down in details. Then there are the rape grognards who want a rape simulator to be as realistic as possible. They want it to include accidental pregnancies, crying, abortion, threat of murder, fuel mixture, full elevator control, and pre-rape start-up checks. RapeLay is the grognard's rape simulator. It is the Falcon 4.0 of rape.

Post by **Coyote** » 2008-04-25 08:29am

So, boxes of that game must be what comes in the "40-pound box of rape", then...

TC Pilot · Post by **TC Pilot** » 2008-04-25 10:27am

The Grim Squeaker · Post by **The Grim Squeaker** » 2008-04-25 11:03am

Power doesn't suit that one very well, though it is awesome. Maybe "Promotion/Rank"?

TC Pilot · Post by **TC Pilot** » 2008-04-25 11:24am

Figures. I was thinking of doing a "Promotion" one, but stuck with quoting the game, since you really don't get a promotion after he's....gone.

In any case...

Losonti Tokash · Post by **Losonti Tokash** » 2008-04-25 01:43pm

Pilot, that's...that's beautiful. I remember watching that briefing when I was 9 years old and going "oh my god someone just shot him oh god oh god."

Then Kane shoved him out of the chair and sat down and I knew that this was the dawn of a new age of awesome.

Schuyler Colfax · Post by **Schuyler Colfax** » 2008-04-25 04:01pm

Alan Bolte · Post by **Alan Bolte** » 2008-04-25 04:30pm

Well, at least the caps lock one is funny.

Darmalus · Post by **Darmalus** » 2008-04-25 06:03pm

TC Pilot wrote:Figures. I was thinking of doing a "Promotion" one, but stuck with quoting the game, since you really don't get a promotion after he's....gone.

In any case...

<snip image>

Where is this from?

The Grim Squeaker · Post by **The Grim Squeaker** » 2008-04-25 06:19pm

Darmalus wrote:
TC Pilot wrote:Figures. I was thinking of doing a "Promotion" one, but stuck with quoting the game, since you really don't get a promotion after he's....gone.

In any case...

<snip image>
Where is this from?

The first Command & Conquer RTS PC Strategy game. Kane executing a Nod general

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Peace through Power!

TC Pilot · Post by **TC Pilot** » 2008-04-25 07:17pm

Let's see if I can keep the streak alive...

Post by **RogueIce** » 2008-04-25 07:23pm

TC Pilot
I'm thinking Lara Croft would be a better example.

Ok so I just wanted to see giant CGI boobies...