So how do YOU jack off?

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-23 09:27pm

What is '3000 Miles to Graceland'?

Ah, and you actually WRAP your hand around it? See? Some people don't do that.

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-01-23 09:28pm

I generally don't, there is only so much sexual release that you can get per day.

Since my g/f went to Melbourne though, I've had to resort to the good ole right hand occassionally.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-01-23 09:30pm

and there's so much pressure you could be doing, and rate of movement. . . so many things to ponder!

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-01-23 09:31pm

HemlockGrey wrote:What is '3000 Miles to Graceland'?

Ah, and you actually WRAP your hand around it? See? Some people don't do that.

On a somewhat unrelated note, do you ever tell your dad about the kind of stuff that goes on on this board, and if you do, may I request that my name stays out of it?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-23 09:35pm

I can use either hand, and I like either a dildo in my ass, tight spandex, or Kazaa downloading lotsa gay porn. Or various combinations thereof. Some reason all three doesn't work.

LOL.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-01-23 09:37pm

that could be a new topic. what sex toy do you use.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-23 09:39pm

RedImp, he's sitting right behind me as I type this, completely oblivious. Also, if you ever talk to him again, I trust you'll refrain from mentioning any of this.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-01-23 09:53pm

I try to keep it to a minimum during the dry winter. I....chafe.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-01-23 09:58pm

I've learned to use my left hand, but I prefer my right. Sometimes the right is busy on the mouse, navigating the video, though.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-01-23 10:13pm

HemlockGrey wrote:RedImp, he's sitting right behind me as I type this, completely oblivious. Also, if you ever talk to him again, I trust you'll refrain from mentioning any of this.

My lips are sealed. What goes on on this board could incriminate both of us.

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-01-23 10:14pm

weemadando wrote:3000 Miles to Graceland without ANY competition nearby.

FUCK! MOD!

Wrong thread, sorry.

Arthur_Tuxedo · Post by **Arthur_Tuxedo** » 2003-01-23 10:21pm

Durran Korr wrote:I try to keep it to a minimum during the dry winter. I....chafe.

That's what vaseline is for, I used to rub the skin right off before I discovered it.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-01-23 10:23pm

Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:I try to keep it to a minimum during the dry winter. I....chafe.
That's what vaseline is for, I used to rub the skin right off before I discovered it.

Doesn't work so well.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-01-23 10:36pm

I switch hands.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-01-23 10:42pm

RedImperator wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:Um, I meant technique(heh) not hand.
There's masturbating techniques? How many different variations of "wrap your hand around your dick and jerk it up and down" can there possibly be?

http://www.jackinworld.com

Enjoy

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-01-23 10:49pm

How do you find this stuff?

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-01-23 10:52pm

I have many deviated friends on IRC...

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-23 11:06pm

I'm reasonably skilled with either hand....I can wield an axe or sword with skill using either or both and the same applys to most tasks......particularly those where the skill is in the wrist.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-01-23 11:31pm

Few examples.

1. foreskin up, hand simply moving up and down.
2. as above, except with my hand rotating as well.
3. foreskin back, then as in 1
4. foreskin back, then as in 2
5. foreskin back, palm placed on anterior surface of glans and moving in a circular motion
6. foreskin back, then as in 2 except with thumb pointing towards body
7. foreskin back, fingertips moving randomly around the glans

All these produce different sensations. I generally only use the right hand for one and two, and both for all the others.

Icehawk · Post by **Icehawk** » 2003-01-23 11:37pm

Right hand just the traditional way, sometimes dry, sometimes lubed (saliva since im too cheap to by any real stuff), usually while looking at porn movies or hentai anime.

I have tried different techniques but for me the traditional way works best.

http://www.jackinworld.com

Enjoy

I made a thread about that place awhile back. Not many responses strangely considering the perversness of the people on these boards. I think they were to affraid to admit most of them use that place frequently

Icehawk · Post by **Icehawk** » 2003-01-23 11:42pm

I let the blood do the lubricating.

I SERIOUSLY hope you are joking

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-23 11:43pm

XaLEv wrote:Few examples.

1. foreskin up, hand simply moving up and down.
2. as above, except with my hand rotating as well.
3. foreskin back, then as in 1
4. foreskin back, then as in 2
5. foreskin back, palm placed on anterior surface of glans and moving in a circular motion
6. foreskin back, then as in 2 except with thumb pointing towards body
7. foreskin back, fingertips moving randomly around the glans

All these produce different sensations. I generally only use the right hand for one and two, and both for all the others.

Nice.

*BOING!!!*

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-01-23 11:43pm

Icehawk wrote:
I let the blood do the lubricating.
I SERIOUSLY hope you are joking

Yeah. Jizz and open wounds do NOT get along.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-23 11:43pm

Icehawk wrote:
I let the blood do the lubricating.
I SERIOUSLY hope you are joking

I prefer to save blood play for when I'm with my gf.....

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-23 11:44pm

closet sci-fi fan wrote:
Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:I try to keep it to a minimum during the dry winter. I....chafe.
That's what vaseline is for, I used to rub the skin right off before I discovered it.
I let the blood do the lubricating.

WTF?!