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whats your max number of orgasms youve had in one day? mine is five.
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Four, IIRC. What can I say? All I've got is porn and my hand.
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How many have you had at the same time?
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over the course of a day.

five orgasms at once would be fucking amusing. I wonder if it can be done.
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I knew a guy once who claimed he had eight, but they weren't all self-initiated, so that's kind of cheating.

And after three or four jerks when you start shooting blanks, can they really be called orgasms anymore?
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I believe that 8 or 9 in a 24hr period is my record.

By the end of it I was having to go with the Futurama quote: "The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised..."
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HemlockGrey wrote:How many have you had at the same time?
3 times in one shag, abso-fucking-lutely spectacular.
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Post by Spanky The Dolphin »

5 or 6.

Must have been really bored...
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Six in one session. My GF and I were bored that day......
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Post by Keevan_Colton »

8 in a day....4 in a single go.
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

16 in one day, 3 in one fuck.. All happened while I was st0ned too :)
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I once jacked it and orgasmed 7 times throughout the day once. By the last one practically nothing came out though and my dick was sore as hell.
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Post by XaLEv »

I think my maximum in a single day so far is 5. 2 in one sitting.
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Post by Frank Hipper »

15 in the course of one night. Aahh, when you're 15 and have Cinemax.....

But jeez, was my wiener sore.
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fucking amateurs

twenty fucking four
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

^^ wrote:fucking amateurs

twenty fucking four
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Post by Shinova »

^^ wrote:fucking amateurs

twenty fucking four

Judging from your posts in other threads:


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^^ wrote:fucking amateurs

twenty fucking four
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Post by The Yosemite Bear »

Listen please keep wasting your gentic info into your palm, better yet drink liquid Plumber, and eat some clorine Crystals ok ^^
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Post by Shinova »

^^ wrote:fucking amateurs

twenty fucking four

And you have the nerve to say that the "lasted 18-hours" guy is fake. :roll:
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

I beieve my record is 4 times in one day, two in one sitting. All of these were from masturbation, obviously.
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Post by salm »

4 during one fuck.
cant remember the max of one day.
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Wow, you guys must be really bored.
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ArmorPierce wrote:Wow, you guys must be really bored.
well, not WHILE having sex.
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ArmorPierce wrote:Wow, you guys must be really bored.
well, not WHILE having sex.
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