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like my father before me. IOW, 500 posts.
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we will be watching your career with great interest.
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Hmmm...finally graduated, have you...? Indeed, we shall be watching with great interest :wink:.
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Congratulations young one, I'll follow everyone else and say we'll be be watching you. :)
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Oh my, he's already been turned to the dark side... A rabid monkey already :wink:
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Post by Darth Yoshi »

So be it, Jedi.
Congrats.
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Beowulf wrote:like my father before me. IOW, 500 posts.
Very well, Jeed-ai! :twisted:
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Post by Keevan_Colton »

You really really dont want to hear the slaughtering of the throne room scene my friend matt did on aim today...*shudders*

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Beowulf wrote:like my father before me. IOW, 500 posts.
You have a long way to go young JEEEDI before you are worthy of the
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OK, enough with the damn Jedi shit.

After this.

So be it, jedi.
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Post by Keevan_Colton »

*digs about looking for a high powered tazer and a bucket of water to move the plot along*
"Prodesse Non Nocere."
"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
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Congrats, in before teh lock, and all that.
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Post by aerius »

Once upon a time I became a Jedi master, and I posted a self-deleting thread. Unfortunately only 4 people lost posts when that thread self-destructed. I was hoping for a bigger kill count.
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Post by Ted »

XaLEv wrote:Congrats, in before teh lock, and all that.
Well, d'uh, thats what you're supposed to do.
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Beowulf wrote:like my father before me. IOW, 500 posts.
I've been a Jedi for over seventy-plus posts now.

Still. Good work. You are now approximately 33% of the way to Jedi Council Member.
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I'm going for... whatever title it is that I get for 1.5k posts.
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Wow, real close now!
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Post by Keevan_Colton »

I'm moving swiftly along....
"Prodesse Non Nocere."
"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
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for each additional post, i get a free bigmac

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There sure are a damn lot of 'I got 'x' posts' threads recently.
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Post by The Dark »

I never made a thread boasting about becoming a Council Member...be a bit late now I suppose.
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Post by Keevan_Colton »

DPDarkPrimus wrote:There sure are a damn lot of 'I got 'x' posts' threads recently.
You've noticed that too?
Wierd isnt it?
"Prodesse Non Nocere."
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"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
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Yeah... uncanny.
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The funny thing is that you can't say "I now have 1410 posts!" because it automatically stops being true.
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