Motivational Posters
Moderator: Beowulf
TC Pilot wrote:Let's see if I can keep the streak alive...
That's from No one lives forever, right? Still one of my favorite games ever.
Whoever says "education does not matter" can try ignorance
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A decision must be made in the life of every nation at the very moment when the grasp of the enemy is at its throat. Then, it seems that the only way to survive is to use the means of the enemy, to rest survival upon what is expedient, to look the other way. Well, the answer to that is 'survival as what'? A country isn't a rock. It's not an extension of one's self. It's what it stands for. It's what it stands for when standing for something is the most difficult! - Chief Judge Haywood
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My LPs
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A decision must be made in the life of every nation at the very moment when the grasp of the enemy is at its throat. Then, it seems that the only way to survive is to use the means of the enemy, to rest survival upon what is expedient, to look the other way. Well, the answer to that is 'survival as what'? A country isn't a rock. It's not an extension of one's self. It's what it stands for. It's what it stands for when standing for something is the most difficult! - Chief Judge Haywood
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My LPs
- Shinn Langley Soryu
- Jedi Council Member
- Posts: 1526
- Joined: 2006-08-18 11:27pm
- Location: COOBIE YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS
I have several other Code Geass-themed (de)motivators, but I especially like this one:
I ship Eino Ilmari Juutilainen x Lydia V. Litvyak.
Phantasee: Don't be a dick.
Stofsk: What are you, his mother?
The Yosemite Bear: Obviously, which means that he's grounded, and that she needs to go back to sucking Mr. Coffee's cock.
"d-did... did this thread just turn into Thanas/PeZook slash fiction?" - Ilya Muromets[/size]
Phantasee: Don't be a dick.
Stofsk: What are you, his mother?
The Yosemite Bear: Obviously, which means that he's grounded, and that she needs to go back to sucking Mr. Coffee's cock.
"d-did... did this thread just turn into Thanas/PeZook slash fiction?" - Ilya Muromets[/size]
- Flagg
- CUNTS FOR EYES!
- Posts: 12797
- Joined: 2005-06-09 09:56pm
- Location: Hell. In The Room Right Next to Reagan. He's Fucking Bonzo. No, wait... Bonzo's fucking HIM.
Because we all know it's going to happen:
It's just like obscenity:
This one's probably NSFW, but it's not graphic or disgusting, either.
It's just like obscenity:
This one's probably NSFW, but it's not graphic or disgusting, either.
We pissing our pants yet?
-Negan
You got your shittin' pants on? Because you’re about to Shit. Your. Pants!
-Negan
He who can, does; he who cannot, teaches.
-George Bernard Shaw
-Negan
You got your shittin' pants on? Because you’re about to Shit. Your. Pants!
-Negan
He who can, does; he who cannot, teaches.
-George Bernard Shaw
- Shinn Langley Soryu
- Jedi Council Member
- Posts: 1526
- Joined: 2006-08-18 11:27pm
- Location: COOBIE YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS
I had at least one other Fate/stay night (de)motivator, but this one should suffice:
I ship Eino Ilmari Juutilainen x Lydia V. Litvyak.
Phantasee: Don't be a dick.
Stofsk: What are you, his mother?
The Yosemite Bear: Obviously, which means that he's grounded, and that she needs to go back to sucking Mr. Coffee's cock.
"d-did... did this thread just turn into Thanas/PeZook slash fiction?" - Ilya Muromets[/size]
Phantasee: Don't be a dick.
Stofsk: What are you, his mother?
The Yosemite Bear: Obviously, which means that he's grounded, and that she needs to go back to sucking Mr. Coffee's cock.
"d-did... did this thread just turn into Thanas/PeZook slash fiction?" - Ilya Muromets[/size]
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- Sith Marauder
- Posts: 4736
- Joined: 2005-05-18 01:31am
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- Pathetic Attention Whore
- Posts: 5470
- Joined: 2003-02-17 12:04pm
- Location: Bat Country!
Image removed at the behest of those offended by it...
Last edited by darthdavid on 2008-04-28 11:12am, edited 1 time in total.
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- Pathetic Attention Whore
- Posts: 5470
- Joined: 2003-02-17 12:04pm
- Location: Bat Country!
I think quite a few people here might not like it.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.
Blank Yellow (NSFW)
Hit it.
Blank Yellow (NSFW)
"Mostly Harmless Nutcase"
- Napoleon the Clown
- Jedi Council Member
- Posts: 2446
- Joined: 2007-05-05 02:54pm
- Location: Minneso'a
Just go to http://www.photobucket.com and register an account. It'll basically guide you through it after that. And it'll even have formatted links for posting on message boards. And you'll have to do is click the appropriate text and it will copy for you, and then you can just paste it in here. Exceedingly easy, if you take the effort.
Sig images are for people who aren't fucking lazy.
Bah, he has nothing on Amir Arsalan.Shinn Langley Soryu wrote:I had at least one other Fate/stay night (de)motivator, but this one should suffice:
*snip*
Oh, Mister Darcy! <3
We're ALL Devo!
GALE-Force: Guardians of Space!
"Rarr! Rargharghiss!" -Gorn
We're ALL Devo!
GALE-Force: Guardians of Space!
"Rarr! Rargharghiss!" -Gorn
- Schuyler Colfax
- Jedi Master
- Posts: 1267
- Joined: 2006-10-13 10:25am
- Flagg
- CUNTS FOR EYES!
- Posts: 12797
- Joined: 2005-06-09 09:56pm
- Location: Hell. In The Room Right Next to Reagan. He's Fucking Bonzo. No, wait... Bonzo's fucking HIM.
All he has to do is change the damned text so it doesn't use the king of all racial epithets.Schuyler Colfax wrote:And now I want to see it.darthdavid wrote:Image removed at the behest of those offended by it...
We pissing our pants yet?
-Negan
You got your shittin' pants on? Because you’re about to Shit. Your. Pants!
-Negan
He who can, does; he who cannot, teaches.
-George Bernard Shaw
-Negan
You got your shittin' pants on? Because you’re about to Shit. Your. Pants!
-Negan
He who can, does; he who cannot, teaches.
-George Bernard Shaw
- The Yosemite Bear
- Mostly Harmless Nutcase (Requiescat in Pace)
- Posts: 35211
- Joined: 2002-07-21 02:38am
- Location: Dave's Not Here Man
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- Pathetic Attention Whore
- Posts: 5470
- Joined: 2003-02-17 12:04pm
- Location: Bat Country!
- Schuyler Colfax
- Jedi Master
- Posts: 1267
- Joined: 2006-10-13 10:25am
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- Pathetic Attention Whore
- Posts: 5470
- Joined: 2003-02-17 12:04pm
- Location: Bat Country!
Well firstly it's a lot of posters one upping the last, secondly the last poster divides infinity plus two by zero and then cuts out mid sentence presumably having caused the world to crash with impossible math or some such. I was mildly amused by it and tired enough that it didn't even really register for me that it used a racial epithet. Furthermore, had I realized that it used a slur there's a good chance I would've posted it anyway.Schuyler Colfax wrote:Care to explain the joke in that?darthdavid wrote:I didn't make the fucking thing, I don't have the source images and I'm lazy. It's still on my photobucket if anyone holds a burning desire to see it.
Primarily because I feel that if used in an ironic fashion or without intent to belittle/hurt the group the word targets racist words can be amusing (see: Blazing Saddles as a media example and the fact that I, someone who is half Polish and a registered member of the Cherokee nation routinely laugh at both "dumb polock" and Indian jokes as a personal example).
As a secondary reason I'm an egalitarian and I feel that if, as a culture, you decide that a word is an acceptable method of address for use in public, in songs, on TV and just about everywhere else then you lose the right to bitch when someone who has a different skin tone than you uses the word. It would be like me cracking Polish jokes in public the jumping down someone's throat for telling one of their own. Not cool at all.
Wow, that turned into a long ass rant...
This argument is kinda dumb and really not on topic. If any of those insulted by the poster want to keep this up we should probably start a new thread or do this over PMs or in the chat or something, because this certainly isn't motivational poster talk anymore...
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- Sith Marauder
- Posts: 4736
- Joined: 2005-05-18 01:31am
I must thank you darthdavid. Among my extensive collection of utterly tasteless posters I can sadly only share with the infantile fucktards in /b/, there was one which seemed borderline enough to be worth posting, thanks to you I know it's not.
I think thermodynamics are hilarious.
Nobody else does, but I'm inflicting the joke on you anyway.
Joint effort between Beowulf and myself, you may notice it's actually good.
Of all the posters that follow, I made none.
At first glance this looks like a pointless anime reference, it actually stands on its own, but you have to read the subtitles in the image.
I think thermodynamics are hilarious.
Nobody else does, but I'm inflicting the joke on you anyway.
Joint effort between Beowulf and myself, you may notice it's actually good.
Of all the posters that follow, I made none.
At first glance this looks like a pointless anime reference, it actually stands on its own, but you have to read the subtitles in the image.
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- Jedi Knight
- Posts: 719
- Joined: 2006-01-29 03:42am
- Location: south carolina, USA
- Contact:
- Oni Koneko Damien
- Sith Marauder
- Posts: 3852
- Joined: 2004-03-10 07:23pm
- Location: Yar Yar Hump Hump!
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A few I just made up of some friends:
Gaian Paradigm: Because not all fantasy has to be childish crap.
Ephemeral Pie: Because not all role-playing has to be shallow.
My art: Because not all DA users are talentless emo twits.
"Phant, quit abusing the He-Wench before he turns you into a caged bitch at a Ren Fair and lets the tourists toss half munched turkey legs at your backside." -Mr. Coffee
Ephemeral Pie: Because not all role-playing has to be shallow.
My art: Because not all DA users are talentless emo twits.
"Phant, quit abusing the He-Wench before he turns you into a caged bitch at a Ren Fair and lets the tourists toss half munched turkey legs at your backside." -Mr. Coffee