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What is '3000 Miles to Graceland'?

Ah, and you actually WRAP your hand around it? See? Some people don't do that.
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I generally don't, there is only so much sexual release that you can get per day.

Since my g/f went to Melbourne though, I've had to resort to the good ole right hand occassionally.
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and there's so much pressure you could be doing, and rate of movement. . . so many things to ponder!
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HemlockGrey wrote:What is '3000 Miles to Graceland'?

Ah, and you actually WRAP your hand around it? See? Some people don't do that.
On a somewhat unrelated note, do you ever tell your dad about the kind of stuff that goes on on this board, and if you do, may I request that my name stays out of it? :)
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

I can use either hand, and I like either a dildo in my ass, tight spandex, or Kazaa downloading lotsa gay porn. Or various combinations thereof. Some reason all three doesn't work. :P LOL.
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that could be a new topic. what sex toy do you use.
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RedImp, he's sitting right behind me as I type this, completely oblivious. Also, if you ever talk to him again, I trust you'll refrain from mentioning any of this. :wink:
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I try to keep it to a minimum during the dry winter. I....chafe.
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I've learned to use my left hand, but I prefer my right. Sometimes the right is busy on the mouse, navigating the video, though. :)
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HemlockGrey wrote:RedImp, he's sitting right behind me as I type this, completely oblivious. Also, if you ever talk to him again, I trust you'll refrain from mentioning any of this. :wink:
My lips are sealed. What goes on on this board could incriminate both of us.
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weemadando wrote:3000 Miles to Graceland without ANY competition nearby.
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Wrong thread, sorry.
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Durran Korr wrote:I try to keep it to a minimum during the dry winter. I....chafe.
That's what vaseline is for, I used to rub the skin right off before I discovered it.
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Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:I try to keep it to a minimum during the dry winter. I....chafe.
That's what vaseline is for, I used to rub the skin right off before I discovered it.
Doesn't work so well.
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I switch hands.
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RedImperator wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:Um, I meant technique(heh) not hand.
There's masturbating techniques? How many different variations of "wrap your hand around your dick and jerk it up and down" can there possibly be?
http://www.jackinworld.com

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:shock: How do you find this stuff? :shock:
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I have many deviated friends on IRC... :twisted:

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Post by Keevan_Colton »

I'm reasonably skilled with either hand....I can wield an axe or sword with skill using either or both and the same applys to most tasks......particularly those where the skill is in the wrist.
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Post by XaLEv »

Few examples.

1. foreskin up, hand simply moving up and down.
2. as above, except with my hand rotating as well.
3. foreskin back, then as in 1
4. foreskin back, then as in 2
5. foreskin back, palm placed on anterior surface of glans and moving in a circular motion
6. foreskin back, then as in 2 except with thumb pointing towards body
7. foreskin back, fingertips moving randomly around the glans

All these produce different sensations. I generally only use the right hand for one and two, and both for all the others.
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Right hand just the traditional way, sometimes dry, sometimes lubed (saliva since im too cheap to by any real stuff), usually while looking at porn movies or hentai anime.

I have tried different techniques but for me the traditional way works best.
I made a thread about that place awhile back. Not many responses strangely considering the perversness of the people on these boards. I think they were to affraid to admit most of them use that place frequently :P
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I let the blood do the lubricating.
I SERIOUSLY hope you are joking :shock:
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XaLEv wrote:Few examples.

1. foreskin up, hand simply moving up and down.
2. as above, except with my hand rotating as well.
3. foreskin back, then as in 1
4. foreskin back, then as in 2
5. foreskin back, palm placed on anterior surface of glans and moving in a circular motion
6. foreskin back, then as in 2 except with thumb pointing towards body
7. foreskin back, fingertips moving randomly around the glans

All these produce different sensations. I generally only use the right hand for one and two, and both for all the others.
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Icehawk wrote:
I let the blood do the lubricating.
I SERIOUSLY hope you are joking :shock:
Yeah. Jizz and open wounds do NOT get along.
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Icehawk wrote:
I let the blood do the lubricating.
I SERIOUSLY hope you are joking :shock:
I prefer to save blood play for when I'm with my gf.....
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closet sci-fi fan wrote:
Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:I try to keep it to a minimum during the dry winter. I....chafe.
That's what vaseline is for, I used to rub the skin right off before I discovered it.
I let the blood do the lubricating.
WTF?!
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