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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D8AeiAamjY
Biblically correct museum tour on YouTube
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- This is the skull of Napoleon. And this is the skull of Napoleon when he was a child.
- Excuse me, but how can one person have two skulls?
- Which group are you?
- Adults.
- Move along, Mister, this is a kindergarten tour.
- Excuse me, but how can one person have two skulls?
- Which group are you?
- Adults.
- Move along, Mister, this is a kindergarten tour.
Q: How are children made in the TNG era Federation?
A: With power couplings. To explain, you shut down the power to the lights, and then, in the darkness, you have the usual TOS era coupling.
A: With power couplings. To explain, you shut down the power to the lights, and then, in the darkness, you have the usual TOS era coupling.
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Now *scientists* will have you believe that Tyranosaurus ate meat. But if that was true, then what would he have done before death entered the world (ie: before Eve ate from the tree of knowledge)? "Everyone say it with me now: 'he would fast and pray for the coming of the Fall' does that sound likely, No!"
The idiocy knows no bounds! I mean, I seriously would *not* have believed that people this stupid existed if I hadn't seen clips like this. Even now i'm not entirely convinced this isn't some sort of April Fools joke or a prank.
-AHMAD
Now *scientists* will have you believe that Tyranosaurus ate meat. But if that was true, then what would he have done before death entered the world (ie: before Eve ate from the tree of knowledge)? "Everyone say it with me now: 'he would fast and pray for the coming of the Fall' does that sound likely, No!"
The idiocy knows no bounds! I mean, I seriously would *not* have believed that people this stupid existed if I hadn't seen clips like this. Even now i'm not entirely convinced this isn't some sort of April Fools joke or a prank.
-AHMAD
"Wallahu a'lam"
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I thought I'd heard this wrong and actually re-listened to it several times before realizing he'd actually said what I'd thought he'd said:
"I've chosen to believe the god of the bible, now the evolutionist has chosen not to believe the god of the bible so we've [both] chosen to believe...they're both matters of faith."
Where in that does his so-called evolutionist chose to believe? If anything it's the opposite he's chosen *not* to believe.
-AHMAD
"I've chosen to believe the god of the bible, now the evolutionist has chosen not to believe the god of the bible so we've [both] chosen to believe...they're both matters of faith."
Where in that does his so-called evolutionist chose to believe? If anything it's the opposite he's chosen *not* to believe.
-AHMAD
"Wallahu a'lam"
Painting evolution as a belief is extremely common, it allows them to pretend that evilutionists have no more basis than them (blind faith). The sad thing is that a lot of people just accept this without even thinking about it for a second. So it's become pretty much standard fair anytime a creationist or Intellectual Dishonesty proponent opens their mouth, I suppose that is you scream "lalalala doesn't exist" to the mountains of physical evidence for evolution then you could think it was belief, however it requires quite a bit of ignorance of the subject or just plain disonesty.I thought I'd heard this wrong and actually re-listened to it several times before realizing he'd actually said what I'd thought he'd said:
"I've chosen to believe the god of the bible, now the evolutionist has chosen not to believe the god of the bible so we've [both] chosen to believe...they're both matters of faith."
Where in that does his so-called evolutionist chose to believe? If anything it's the opposite he's chosen *not* to believe.
-AHMAD
“Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.” - Oscar Wilde.