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Invited to an orgy with thrity people in it would you go?
I did, I sat down and read a book, it was not my idea of a good time.
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I might, as with most things....whether its fun or not depends on the company.
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Are the other 29 attractive young ladies?

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Are they high? If so, probably not. Although it depends heavily on who's there.
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sorry, thats a big fucking turnoff
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I dont think so. I certainly would be interested in watching though. I just think the fantasy of an orgy would probably not match the real experience.
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TrailerParkJawa wrote:I dont think so. I certainly would be interested in watching though. I just think the fantasy of an orgy would probably not match the real experience.
True, but to be prefectly honest I'm really something of a sensualist.....there's something to be found in every experience.....
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It'd be interesting...

I think if I was going to though it'd be a spur of the moment thing, rather than something to agonise and moralise over for days on end.
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weemadando wrote:It'd be interesting...

I think if I was going to though it'd be a spur of the moment thing, rather than something to agonise and moralise over for days on end.
In general I end up in shit like that simply by going with the flow....if nothing else you have an intresting story to make people choke on thier drinks in the pub.... :lol:
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If they were 29 attractive young ladies, probably. Otherwise, I'd stay home and whine about how the perfect chance to get some came, and I blew it.
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Most likely no. Even if they were 29 Lucious Lovely Ladies.

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i´d go, just to check it out. if i´d join in, i dont know, and it would also depend on the people.
if it´s a bunch of elderly people who have to fear that they die of a heart attack while they orgasm, i´d maybe still go there, but only to get a true definition of the words "freak show"
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Keevan_Colton wrote:True, but to be prefectly honest I'm really something of a sensualist.....there's something to be found in every experience.....
Hey, me too!

Thirty people? I don't think so. I just keep imagining one big pile of sweaty, naked bodies, writhing around on top of each other, piled ten feet high, and that really isn't very sexy at all. Now, if they were organized into some sort of BDSM parlour or something--still in the same room but not all TOGETHER together--maaaybe....
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Probably not. The thought of some dudes sack hanging in my face as I get it on with some hottie realy turns me off. :wink:
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Well now it seems like there are quite the few pervos here, at lest I'm in good company the way the orgy came down the line was I was at friends place we where all sitting around having a few drinks when pepole start showing and things realy going, there was about 15 guys and 15 gals there some of them started making out and there it all went to heel from there as I watched them pair off or get into a group I'm thinking to myself
" WTF!" as I debaited on joining two lovely ladies that where on the floor when I swore I heard a dog in one of the back rooms along with the sound of a whip and a tazer and a mess load of screaming, that's when I decied to pull out a book sit down and tune it all out.

2am rolls around and everyone is done for so I decied to curl up and get some sleep, fully dressed and with my back to a wall.
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No; too icky. Even with 29 ladies, the disease risk would be too high; with that much fucking going on one of the condoms is bound to break.
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With 29 ladies yes of course!
Otherwise it'd depend.
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I went to a 50 person orgy once. It was a load of crap. I have my own personal beliefs that kinda ruined the event. I let one of the old slappers, i mean participants, blow me then i left feeling quite disgusted.
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LT.Hit-Man wrote:Well now it seems like there are quite the few pervos here, at lest I'm in good company the way the orgy came down the line was I was at friends place we where all sitting around having a few drinks when pepole start showing and things realy going, there was about 15 guys and 15 gals there some of them started making out and there it all went to heel from there as I watched them pair off or get into a group I'm thinking to myself
" WTF!" as I debaited on joining two lovely ladies that where on the floor when I swore I heard a dog in one of the back rooms along with the sound of a whip and a tazer and a mess load of screaming, that's when I decied to pull out a book sit down and tune it all out.

2am rolls around and everyone is done for so I decied to curl up and get some sleep, fully dressed and with my back to a wall.
I think my tagline cover that doesnt it? :D
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Durran Korr wrote:No; too icky. Even with 29 ladies, the disease risk would be too high; with that much fucking going on one of the condoms is bound to break.

AAAAAAAAH!!! if you get to fuck 29 hot chicks at the same time you say "YES!!!" and dont think about the risks. even if the risk consist of being shot immediately after the orgy you say "YES! YES! YES!"
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29 people?!? :shock:

Thats a bit too much. I'd prefer a one-on-one session... :twisted:

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Exonerate wrote:29 people?!? :shock:

Thats a bit too much. I'd prefer a one-on-one session... :twisted:
I can understand that I don't like to share with anyone heheh
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Too much risk of HIV for my tastes
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I dunno. -ponders-
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