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Kanastrous wrote:I'm not disputing his belief in some kind of god. I'm just not convinced that he was interested in serving the Christian god.
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sigh

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Superman wrote:Hitler very much believed that he had be chosen by God. I have pages full of quotes from Mein Kampf and from his own public speeches where he professes his faith loudly. I could post them if anyone wants it.

It's hard to call someone an atheist when they say things like, "Man cannot exist without belief in God."
I'm not disputing his belief in some kind of god. I'm just not convinced that he was interested in serving the Christian god.

After having seen the deluge of quotes, I'm not disputing that he mentioned the bible, mentioned the Christian god, made use of Christianity where it was useful, and was certainly influenced into his anti-semitism by Christian traditions in Germany.

Oh, fuck it.

Fine, he was Christian and Nazism was a Christian movement.

Never mind.
Get into your head that germany and austria around year 1900 was the very model of a christian sociaty and had been so for centeries, everybody was a christian, everybody had a strong belif in God, and it had ben like that way since Luther.
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Kanastrous wrote:sigh

*rolls over and exposes soft underbelly*
The reason I sort of jumped on you about this is because it's a particularly offensive myth that Christians love to promote, and it's almost always directed against atheists. Afterall, Hitler was the pinnacle of evil, and atheism is about as evil as one can get (well, that and evolution), so Hilter must have been an atheist!

Your argument amounted to, "yeah, but still..."
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Luther was one hell of an anti-Semite, even in an age where it was as common as being Christian.
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:Luther was one hell of an anti-Semite, even in an age where it was as common as being Christian.
Hell, I'd go farther than that.

I think Luther was a proto-Nazi.
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Thank you for the concession Kanastrous. However, it is still frankly disgusting how people continue trying to lie about Hitler and the Holocaust. My favorite remains the Catholic fundie over on StarTrek.com (Kosh131) who insists Hitler couldn't possibly be Catholic because Kosh's had cousin who was a priest in Nazi Germany, who was carted away to the concentration camps. In a spectacular no-true-Scotsman fallacy, he insists that no Catholic would EVER arrest a priest as the priests is God's chosen representatives and that to arrest one of them constitutes rejecting God. :banghead:
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I didn't intend to portray Hitler as an atheist. If it appeared that was what I was up to, I'm not sure why.
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Kanastrous wrote:I didn't intend to portray Hitler as an atheist. If it appeared that was what I was up to, I'm not sure why.
You tried to portray him as not being Christian, which is utter bullshit because he believed Jesus was legitimately divine. That is the ONLY requirement for being a Christian. All of that other shit people layer onto the definition is just a No True Scotsman fallacy.

If some guy believes that Jesus was the Son of God and died on the cross for our sins, but he also believes that voodoo magic is real, does this mean he's suddenly not Christian any more? According to your definition, that's EXACTLY what it means, which is bullshit. Most Americans have all manner of superstitions in addition to their Christian beliefs; these things don't make them non-Christian.
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Let's face it, for Orwellian newspeak, it's difficult to top the Christian congregations, who have so far managed to make "pagan" equate to "evil" and "christian" equate to "moral." Phrases and value assumptions often get stuck together like that through common use and often intentional artifice from priests and demagogues.

I even had an RS teacher once respond to me by asking how you could consider Hitler a Christian if he ignored the commandments to not kill and to love your neighbour as yourself. I pointed out that abiding by all of God's laws is not required of being a christian so long as he repents, and furthermore, since Jesus didn't abide by the laws to kill homosexuals and children that talked back, did that make him not a jew?
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Zuul wrote:Let's face it, for Orwellian newspeak, it's difficult to top the Christian congregations, who have so far managed to make "pagan" equate to "evil" and "christian" equate to "moral." Phrases and value assumptions often get stuck together like that through common use and often intentional artifice from priests and demagogues.

I even had an RS teacher once respond to me by asking how you could consider Hitler a Christian if he ignored the commandments to not kill and to love your neighbour as yourself. I pointed out that abiding by all of God's laws is not required of being a christian so long as he repents, and furthermore, since Jesus didn't abide by the laws to kill homosexuals and children that talked back, did that make him not a jew?
Even the fundie moron C.S. Lewis tore into that widespread conceit, by pointing out that a bad Christian is still a Christian.
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Darth Wong wrote:
Zuul wrote:Let's face it, for Orwellian newspeak, it's difficult to top the Christian congregations, who have so far managed to make "pagan" equate to "evil" and "christian" equate to "moral." Phrases and value assumptions often get stuck together like that through common use and often intentional artifice from priests and demagogues.

I even had an RS teacher once respond to me by asking how you could consider Hitler a Christian if he ignored the commandments to not kill and to love your neighbour as yourself. I pointed out that abiding by all of God's laws is not required of being a christian so long as he repents, and furthermore, since Jesus didn't abide by the laws to kill homosexuals and children that talked back, did that make him not a jew?
Even the fundie moron C.S. Lewis tore into that widespread conceit, by pointing out that a bad Christian is still a Christian.
What, you mean something C.S. Lewis said actually makes sense?
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Zuul wrote:Let's face it, for Orwellian newspeak, it's difficult to top the Christian congregations, who have so far managed to make "pagan" equate to "evil" and "christian" equate to "moral."
Correction, "not in our congregation" = "evil". Doesn't matter if the outsiders are homosexual, atheists, hindus or even other branches of Christianity. They aren't "one of us" so they're automatically with the devil.
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Darth Servo wrote:
Adrian Laguna wrote:Sadly the original no longer exists
What are you talking about?
When I last checked it, a while back while making a similar post, the link didn't work. I didn't think to check it again.
bilateralrope wrote:I thought that was sarcastic mocking of creationists who used the thermodynamics argument.
The first time of that post is him rambling about how God makes everyone perfect. It's not sarcasm


Re: Adolf Hitler, whether he was a Christian or not is really a red herring. He could be a pagan occultist and it doesn't change a dammed thing, because the fact of the matter is that he didn't murder millions of people and start a world war all by himself.
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Re: Adolf Hitler, whether he was a Christian or not is really a red herring. He could be a pagan occultist and it doesn't change a dammed thing, because the fact of the matter is that he didn't murder millions of people and start a world war all by himself.
If he utilized Christianity in Germany to make it happen, it's relevant.
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Adrian Laguna wrote:Re: Adolf Hitler, whether he was a Christian or not is really a red herring. He could be a pagan occultist and it doesn't change a dammed thing, because the fact of the matter is that he didn't murder millions of people and start a world war all by himself.
If he was a Pagan occultist, he never would have ascended to power in 1930s fundie Germany.
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And I imagine the Church being so willing to open up its records to the Nazis so that they could more easily check up people's racial purity also helped the guy.
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Kanastrous wrote:If he utilized Christianity in Germany to make it happen, it's relevant.
That he utilized Christianity in Germany to make it happen is the point.
Darth Wong wrote:If he was a Pagan occultist, he never would have ascended to power in 1930s fundie Germany.
What I mean to say is that if he was a Pagan occultist pretending to be Christian, that is to say a "false Christian" as is often claimed, it doesn't make Christianity look any better. Unless fundies want to suddenly declare a good chunk of Central Europe non-Christian (and I wouldn't put it past them), Adolf's actual personal beliefs don't really matter.
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Adrian Laguna wrote:
Kanastrous wrote:If he utilized Christianity in Germany to make it happen, it's relevant.
That he utilized Christianity in Germany to make it happen is the point.
Darth Wong wrote:If he was a Pagan occultist, he never would have ascended to power in 1930s fundie Germany.
What I mean to say is that if he was a Pagan occultist pretending to be Christian, that is to say a "false Christian" as is often claimed, it doesn't make Christianity look any better. Unless fundies want to suddenly declare a good chunk of Central Europe non-Christian (and I wouldn't put it past them), Adolf's actual personal beliefs don't really matter.
Why would I as a Christian ever elect Nazis? They're nothing but violent, murderous, war-mongering thugs. Why would I as a Christian ever support something like the Spanish Inquisition? They're nothing but violent, murderous, war-mongering thugs who burn folks for reading their bloody Bibles (where they'd find that the lying bastards were full of shit, anyways.) Why would I, as a Christian, support a crusade to 'recover' Jerusalem from the Saracens?

Why would I support any of these things, when my Bible tells me to love my enemies and turn the other cheek?

Sure, Hitler might've talked a lot about Jesus and said he was a Christian, but I think it's pretty obvious that he wasn't trying to actually be one.

I'm sure you'd have no trouble rejecting a man who claimed to be an atheist (for the sake of example) and yet regularly attended church, attempted to perform miracles, etc. How is this any different?

A quick review of what I've been taught tells me that there's no good reason for me as a Christian to support such a regime at all.

So why would you try to say that they're Christian? :wtf:

Have I merely misunderstood you? :?

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Maybe the Christians you know are like that, but I'm not, and neither are the ones that I know. I'd rather you didn't try to paint us all with the same brush.
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Uh, because atheism is by definition one who doesn't believe in God - church attendance and eager personal participation belies that premise. Being a Christian means you think Jesus Christ was divine/the son of God and the source of spiritual salvation. Its a matter of belief. By your claims there is no such thing as a "bad Christian." The closest analogue is an atheist who is irrational and has superstitious or pseudoscientific beliefs. Anyway, what about all the Biblical support for killing gays and adulteresses and forcibly converting the unbelievers? You're just doing typical retard apologism by cherry-picking the most contemporary culture-friendly parts of the Bible. You certainly wouldn't want to quote Christ saying he comes with a sword, Paul's assinine repressed diatrabes about sex and women, and the other retard shit in the Bible. All your bullshit about 'real' Christians would suggest no Americans who voted Republican can legitimately be tallied in the Christian column. You're fucking retard.
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Your beliefs do not deserve respect. Your beliefs and your leaders' sermons regularly extoll the virtue of theoretically bringing everyone into God's love (i.e., extinguishing atheism and religious pluralism), and that unbelief causes evil (i.e., atheists are intriniscally and fundamentally bad, and the more of them there are, the more evil there is).

And then there is the simple fact that God and the supernatural are logically and scientifically extremely unlikely, and the devout Christian's God is completely logically impossible. Your beliefs are ridiculous and stupid, and saying "we're nice" is not a cogent argument against the general malign influence of religion and is falseness. It does not mean that Christians cannot fairly be described as proselytizing, and over the course of history, brutally violent oppressors.
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Ryan Thunder wrote:
Adrian Laguna wrote:
Kanastrous wrote:If he utilized Christianity in Germany to make it happen, it's relevant.
That he utilized Christianity in Germany to make it happen is the point.
Darth Wong wrote:If he was a Pagan occultist, he never would have ascended to power in 1930s fundie Germany.
What I mean to say is that if he was a Pagan occultist pretending to be Christian, that is to say a "false Christian" as is often claimed, it doesn't make Christianity look any better. Unless fundies want to suddenly declare a good chunk of Central Europe non-Christian (and I wouldn't put it past them), Adolf's actual personal beliefs don't really matter.
Why would I as a Christian ever elect Nazis? They're nothing but violent, murderous, war-mongering thugs. Why would I as a Christian ever support something like the Spanish Inquisition? They're nothing but violent, murderous, war-mongering thugs who burn folks for reading their bloody Bibles (where they'd find that the lying bastards were full of shit, anyways.) Why would I, as a Christian, support a crusade to 'recover' Jerusalem from the Saracens?

Why would I support any of these things, when my Bible tells me to love my enemies and turn the other cheek?

Sure, Hitler might've talked a lot about Jesus and said he was a Christian, but I think it's pretty obvious that he wasn't trying to actually be one.

I'm sure you'd have no trouble rejecting a man who claimed to be an atheist (for the sake of example) and yet regularly attended church, attempted to perform miracles, etc. How is this any different?

A quick review of what I've been taught tells me that there's no good reason for me as a Christian to support such a regime at all.

So why would you try to say that they're Christian? :wtf:

Have I merely misunderstood you? :?
So what are you saying. That all those thousands of people that were actively involved in the holocaust or inquisition were actually closet atheists in a country were most of the population were christians?
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Ryan Thunder wrote: Why would I as a Christian ever elect Nazis? They're nothing but violent, murderous, war-mongering thugs. Why would I as a Christian ever support something like the Spanish Inquisition? They're nothing but violent, murderous, war-mongering thugs who burn folks for reading their bloody Bibles (where they'd find that the lying bastards were full of shit, anyways.) Why would I, as a Christian, support a crusade to 'recover' Jerusalem from the Saracens?

Why would I support any of these things, when my Bible tells me to love my enemies and turn the other cheek?
Clearly you haven't read enough of your bible:

Matthew 12:32 And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.

See, anyone who speaks against Christianity is evil and should be punished.

Matthew 10:34-37 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me.

Jesus says himself that people should turn against each other for his sake.

Romans 16:17 Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.

So anyone who is not Christian should be shunned.

1 Corintians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

i.e Christians are allowed to judge everyone else (so they can find people evil/deserving of death/etc), yet they cannot be judged by men. (So other people telling them they're wrong is right out.)

Sure, Hitler might've talked a lot about Jesus and said he was a Christian, but I think it's pretty obvious that he wasn't trying to actually be one.
This has been said before: all that is required to be a Christian is to believe in salvation through Christ. Someone could go around killing babies all day, but so long as they believed in salvation through Christ, then they are Christian. (Note, I dislike the idea of salvation through Christ, since it contains the a priori assumption that everyone is evil. It's actually one of the main reasons I like someone less once I discover they're Christian: On principle I am not fond of people who consider me to be evil.)
I'm sure you'd have no trouble rejecting a man who claimed to be an atheist (for the sake of example) and yet regularly attended church, attempted to perform miracles, etc. How is this any different?
All that is required to be an atheist is a lack of belief in God, just as al that is required to be a Christian is belief in salvation through Christ. If this person actually believed in god, etc., then he would not be an atheist. On the other hand, if he attended church and attempted yet still didn't believe (perhaps since he was doing so as some kind of experiment), then he would be an atheist.
A quick review of what I've been taught tells me that there's no good reason for me as a Christian to support such a regime at all.
You know, I've been to a fair few Church services. Anecdotally, I'd say that about 40% of all sermons are based on the Parable of the Good Samaritan. What does it tell you about the quality of your teaching when out of 66 books, 40% of all sermons are on the SAME SEVEN VERSES?
So why would you try to say that they're Christian? :wtf:
Did they believe in Salvation through Christ? Yes.
Therefore they are Christian.
Have I merely misunderstood you? :?
Quite frankly, you seem to have misunderstood Christianity. Since you don't get it, I'll give it to you in dot points.

1. EVERYONE is evil.
2. So evil, in fact, that God (who cannot abide injustice) thinks they all deserve to suffer for all eternity*.
3. Nothing you can do in this life can make you not-evil. YOU'RE JUST THAT EVIL.
4. Jesus is God/God's son/The Holy Spirit (all at the same time). HE'LL let you in, if you repent.
5. Don't forget that you're still REALLY, REALLY EVIL. Jesus is only letting you in because he's super-swell. Do everything the preacher (Jesus's Voice On Earth) says, so you can REALLY, REALLY prove that you're sorry. 6. Do this all the time, and make other people (who might mistakenly think that they're not evil :rolleyes:) understand that THEY are EEEEEEVIL, and have them spend the rest of THEIR lives apologising to Jesus too.


Note how in a Christian framework, killing people could be justified as ok, because, well, they're EVIL.


*Now, at the moment, there is a school of thought that says that hell is being "outside God's love". If that's the case, then I have to wonder why Christians want so badly to be friends with someone who DOESN'T ACTUALLY LIKE THEM.[/b]
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My really religious aunts said that the Boxing Day tsunami happened because the Indonesians were all Muslims and it was God's punishment.

With thinking like that, True Chrisitians would have no compunction against bombing Iran and converting all those sand niggers to Christianity or killing them.

Us or them, man. Us or them. It's a War on Terror out there. Jihad, Holy War, Crusade. They're out to kill us and our way of life. Those Muslims, Jews, homosexuals. They're out to get us, but we'll beat them and we'll show them.

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Shroom Man 777 wrote:My really religious aunts said that the Boxing Day tsunami happened because the Indonesians were all Muslims and it was God's punishment.
Well, that's just dumb thinking. You tell her that God promised NOT to flood people to death as punishment again. She should be looking at the Burmese cyclone and Chinese earthquake for REAL examples of God's punishment. :P
With thinking like that, True Chrisitians would have no compunction against bombing Iran and converting all those sand niggers to Christianity or killing them.
When you think about it, you're actually doing them a favour: they're all going to hell anyway, so if even if you only "save" 1 per every hundred people you kill, you're still decreasing the net suffering of the population.
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