Large Hadron Colider will open stargate to hell

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Okay, where's Niburu from? scripture? rogue planet? what was on tele before his ramblings?

In short does this place even exist?
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Five second googling turns up a lot of 'planet x' stuff...

Some of which basically go the route of 'super asteroid,' IE a rouge planet on a collision course with earth...
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Andrew_Fireborn wrote:Five second googling turns up a lot of 'planet x' stuff...

Some of which basically go the route of 'super asteroid,' IE a rouge planet on a collision course with earth...
It's an invisible rogue planet, too. Invisible rogue planet which eats babies!
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If the Large Hadron Colider opens up a stargate to hell, can we dial it to open other places? I wonder if it can open up to fictional places as well, .... We will make millions selling trips to fanboys! MILLIONS SDN! That is the true plan, to make money on interdimensonal transport, and the Aliens get a cut of the profits.
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It's an invisible rogue planet, too. Invisible rogue planet which eats babies!
That also has a satellite uplink with the Freemason Global HQ.
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Signed. Its no worse than the first words spoken into a phonograph.
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I have no idea what those words were, but for some reason as soon as I read that I had the impression of a grainy voice coming out of a phonograph saying "Do what now?"
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UCBooties wrote:I have no idea what those words were, but for some reason as soon as I read that I had the impression of a grainy voice coming out of a phonograph saying "Do what now?"
He did 'Mary had a little lamb', it was his daughter's favorite nursery rhyme.
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"Au claire de lune" (a French folk song) I believe is the oldest surviving phonograph record. Not exactly "a giant leap for mankind". Oh, and I heartily endorse "commence primary ignition"!
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SiegeTank wrote:"Au claire de lune" (a French folk song) I believe is the oldest surviving phonograph record. Not exactly "a giant leap for mankind". Oh, and I heartily endorse "commence primary ignition"!
It's the oldest recording anyway. At the time it was made there was no way to play back the sound, and a method didn't exist until recently iirc.
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Signed. I mean, how could I not!
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Signed. Sacrifice all on the altar of SCIENCE!!!
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I sent it to Phil Plaint of Bad Astronomy, can anyone think of some otehr popular blogs I should kick it to to try and get it going?
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Yay, 78.

It would be soo badass if this happened.
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Number 85 baby! Just can't wait till we see the hellish fireworks.
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Xess wrote:Number 85 baby! Just can't wait till we see the hellish fireworks.
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Can someone check to see if the guy has deleted my Space Hell comment? 'cause I can't see it and if he did, mang, that wounds me.

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Shroom Man 777 wrote:Can someone check to see if the guy has deleted my Space Hell comment? 'cause I can't see it and if he did, mang, that wounds me.

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If you are talking about the petition, then I believe you are number 4, and your comment is still there.
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No, I mean my Space Hell comment on that idiot youtubuler guy.
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Don't feel bad. He deleted mine immediately.
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If he did, just re-post it.
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