Gary Kasparov might not have beaten the chess computer Deep Blue , but he stood firm against Deep Throat. The video shows the Grandmaster being attacked by a flying Penis-copter whilst speaking at a Russian event. We're betting that the security guard who smacks the floating genitalia out of the air is a crack volleyball player; check out the whack he gives it.
Not only is this an impressive feat of DIY toy-modding and media-hacking, it also represents -- to the best of our knowledge -- the first time that a flying penis has ever disrupted a press conference in the real world. In Second Life, it's old hat by now: Last year, SL real estate entrepreneur Anshe Chung had a public interview in the virtual world interrupted by a parade of flying phalluses.
The best part, though, must be Kasparov's reaction. You can see a tiny smile flash across his poker face when he sees the chopper coming towards him. If we have any Russian speakers out there, tell us what Kasparov says afterwards.
Now that's what I call some quality cock-blocking.
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We have at least two people here who could translate.
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He said "the power has shown it's face" (even though he was as I understand pranked by AVN, a left-wing movement for Soviet restoration)
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After the security guard swatted it to the ground, Kasparov says, "I think we have to be thankful for the opposition's demonstration of the level of discourse we need to anticipate. Also, apparently most of their arguments are located beneath the belt." Someone in the audience shouts, "Finally the political power shows its face!" Kasparov quickly replies, "Well, if that's its face..." to laughter from the audience.
Gods, American politics is so boring. If someone deployed peniscopters against any of our candidates, it would be a terrorist attack and you'd have a billion talking heads screaming about it, instead of laughing. Why can't we have any parliamentary spectacle or cardboard cut outs mocking our opponents or peniscopters?
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Gimme an off-the-shelf radio control mini-copter and ten minutes with some foam rubber and a sharp knife.
Seriously, not that hard.
It has two props and between that and the way it flies I'd guess it IS an off-the-shelf RC model. Price between $20-180 American all included (well, it doesn't include a penis-fuselage, but it does have everything else) depending on the quality involved. The Other Half has 3 or 4 in his workroom right now of various sizes.
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Yeah, it looks like they took the rotor out of an RC copter and put it in a dildo. Really, it could probably be improved by proper weighting of the aeriel penis and possibly a tail rotor mount betwixt the testicles.
"Show me an angel and I will paint you one." - Gustav Courbet
"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
Given that it was done in a room where nearly everyone was holding a complicated device of some kind, that'll probably make it even harder to figure out exactly who was controlling the things!
Losonti Tokash wrote:Except for the camera, you know, filming the people as they unleashed the cock.
Though to be fair, I don't think unleashing a mechanical flying dick is illegal in Russia.
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"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
Companion Cube wrote:Here's a video which shows there were actually two dongcopters launched.
And one of them had trouble staying up.
I swear, baby, this hasn't happened before!
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Gil Hamilton wrote:Yeah, it looks like they took the rotor out of an RC copter and put it in a dildo. Really, it could probably be improved by proper weighting of the aeriel penis and possibly a tail rotor mount betwixt the testicles.
The dual rotor system makes a tail rotor redundant and unnecessary - although the weight probably could have been balanced better.
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Gil Hamilton wrote:Gods, American politics is so boring. If someone deployed peniscopters against any of our candidates, it would be a terrorist attack and you'd have a billion talking heads screaming about it,
Don't forget the indiscriminate bombing.
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If someone deployed peniscopters against any of our candidates, it would be a terrorist attack
Kasparov is not a candidate or anywhere an important political figure, he's a fringe loon and this is exactly why such pranks are possible. Do you believe honestly this could be pulled against any of the actual presidential candidates? I think the guy who made it would be in a heapload of trouble would he do it against Zhirinovsky, Medvevev, Zyuganov or Bogdanov, and the presidential debate security would've found him and kicked his ass (literally).
That's like if someone did the same to, say, a Green Party candidate for the US, to roughly understand the level of obscurity and fringe-ness.
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Molyneux wrote:It struck me this morning that someone needs to take the video in question and re-dub it with Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries. Just think of it...
Companion Cube wrote:Here's a video which shows there were actually two dongcopters launched.
Did you not click that link, or am I misunderstanding you?
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