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Hagee Claims God Sent Hitler

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Unbefuckinglievable! According to this Nazi peckerwood, Herzl and Hitler were part of Jehovah's same grand plan. Herzl was to be a "fisher", enticing Jews to leave Europe for Israel and Hitler was a "hunter" who drove out the European Jews who didn't want to go. I guess that means all those people who resisted the Nazis were committing sacrilege.
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What a scumbag piece of shit this worthless son of a whore is! And that goes double for McCain and Lieberman who think Hagee is a man of God (in a good way) and their kind of guy. But is that a "fisher" or a "hunter"?

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It's not the first time we heard about Hitler's God-given mission. Actually, I recall Hitler saying it himself.
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Stas Bush wrote:It's not the first time we heard about Hitler's God-given mission. Actually, I recall Hitler saying it himself.
Don't be silly! Hitler was clearly an atheist because of all the evil things he did...a truly religious individual would be innocent because God points them in the right direction through prayer and faith! [/lying creationist]
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I had to do some research to know who Elfdart was referring to, and found this.
Wikipedia wrote: Hagee helped found Christians United for Israel on February 7, 2006 as a "Christian AIPAC" lobbying Congress to support Israel.
AIPAC is the American Israel Public Affairs Committee.

So Hagee is one of those deluded fools who wants Jews to immigrate to Israel so, during the Second Coming, the Jews will be awed by Christ and convert to Christianity. (See the nuts who wrote the Left Behind novels.) Somehow, I doubt their delusions will make Jews more willing to convert.
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Elfdart wrote:But is that a "fisher" or a "hunter"?
Probably a 'Hunter' . :wanker:

And yes, I've read the book and it's as bad as you'd think it'd be.
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I've read the book
I see people giving it positive reviews on Amazon. Unbelievable.
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If you want to read Hunter or The Turner Diaries for yourself, just go to solargeneral.com and you'll find them in .pdf format for easy download.
For a much better written racist novel, Serpent's Walk is better from a 'readability' standpoint and is so much alike a Draka novel that I wonder if S.M. Stirling wrote it. :P
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So, if he was just supposed to herd the Jews to Israel, why did he murder them instead of, you know, putting them in trains and shipping them away? And were the gypsies, slavs, homosexuals and other "undesirables" supposed to go somewhere as well?

Besides, there was no Israel during WWII. Where the hell did this guy come from? This is basic history.
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Sidewinder wrote:I had to do some research to know who Elfdart was referring to, and found this.

/snip/

So Hagee is one of those deluded fools who wants Jews to immigrate to Israel so, during the Second Coming, the Jews will be awed by Christ and convert to Christianity. (See the nuts who wrote the Left Behind novels.) Somehow, I doubt their delusions will make Jews more willing to convert.
I think that Hagee's more of the stripe that wants the Jews in Israel because that is a neccesary prerequisite to Armageddon (and the Rapture). He doesn't care about them converting, they're simply on his checklist to bring about the Apocolypse.
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Kanastrous wrote:Because you know, by ticking of boxes on a checklist, one can force the Creator of the Universe to bring on Armageddon, on our timetable...
These people want Armageddon to happen, and then turn around and say that they are "pro-life". And they're so goddamned stupid that they honestly can't see the contradiction there.
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Darth Wong wrote:
Kanastrous wrote:Because you know, by ticking of boxes on a checklist, one can force the Creator of the Universe to bring on Armageddon, on our timetable...
These people want Armageddon to happen, and then turn around and say that they are "pro-life". And they're so goddamned stupid that they honestly can't see the contradiction there.
They're pro-in-the-uterus life.

Once the life is on this side of the birth canal, it's of little interest, to them.

I think at this point that can be pretty much assumed.

Anyway, being immolated by God or crushed under the heel of the Vengeful Atomic Fifty-Foot Jesus probably doesn't raise a contradiction for them, since it's all okay if ->God<- does it...
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PeZook wrote:So, if he was just supposed to herd the Jews to Israel, why did he murder them instead of, you know, putting them in trains and shipping them away? And were the gypsies, slavs, homosexuals and other "undesirables" supposed to go somewhere as well?

Besides, there was no Israel during WWII. Where the hell did this guy come from? This is basic history.
Considering that Hitler mostly failed even in THAT task (there's still plenty of Jews, gypsies, slavs, ect. around), it would basically be implying that God doesn't know what the fuck he's doing when he tries to influence the world.
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PeZook wrote: Besides, there was no Israel during WWII. Where the hell did this guy come from? This is basic history.
I think their idea is that Israel is in some sense eternal, regardless of what reality happens to exist on the ground at any particular time.

Probably ties into that whole accident/essence business. It's *always* Israel in essence; the inconvenient number of Arabs living there at the time, plus the different name for the territory, were just accidents.
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Kanastrous wrote:They're pro-in-the-uterus life.

Once the life is on this side of the birth canal, it's of little interest, to them.

I think at this point that can be pretty much assumed.
To quote Carlin, "These people want live fetuses to grow up to be dead soldiers."


Anyway, not terribly surprised about this level of outrageousness from what is basically a sub-flavor of zealot...
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Sidewinder wrote:I had to do some research to know who Elfdart was referring to, and found this.
Wikipedia wrote: Hagee helped found Christians United for Israel on February 7, 2006 as a "Christian AIPAC" lobbying Congress to support Israel.
AIPAC is the American Israel Public Affairs Committee.

So Hagee is one of those deluded fools who wants Jews to immigrate to Israel so, during the Second Coming, the Jews will be awed by Christ and convert to Christianity. (See the nuts who wrote the Left Behind novels.) Somehow, I doubt their delusions will make Jews more willing to convert.
I've described armageddonists like Hagee before: In order to bring back Jesus, they support the emigration of Jews to the Middle East. Just as lions would, if they could form lobbies and political action committes, support the migration of more and more zebras to the Serengeti.

Hagee and others like him are predators, only they serve no useful function in the ecosystem.
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Sidewinder wrote:I had to do some research to know who Elfdart was referring to, and found this.

/snip/

So Hagee is one of those deluded fools who wants Jews to immigrate to Israel so, during the Second Coming, the Jews will be awed by Christ and convert to Christianity. (See the nuts who wrote the Left Behind novels.) Somehow, I doubt their delusions will make Jews more willing to convert.
I think that Hagee's more of the stripe that wants the Jews in Israel because that is a neccesary prerequisite to Armageddon (and the Rapture). He doesn't care about them converting, they're simply on his checklist to bring about the Apocolypse.
From his own writings and speaking, he's more the stripe that wants the Jews in Israel so he can re-enact the holocaust bigger and better, using the Jewish people as a massive human sacrifice to trigger the Rapture.

The trivial number of survivors get to convert, but by his views, most must die for his human sacrifice.
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Stas Bush wrote:
I've read the book
I see people giving it positive reviews on Amazon. Unbelievable.
That's easily explained: the only people who're willing to pay for the fucking thing are the kind of people it appeals to, i.e., racists, antisemitics, Christian fundamentalists, homophobes, anarchists, etc.
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It's actually very consistent with Christian ideology and Biblical teaching. Anyone who has ever bothered actually reading the Old Testament (ie- very few Christians) will know that God "chose" the tribe of Israel to be the theological equivalent of an abused spouse. Occasionally favoured, mostly beaten.

The Old Testament is filled with stories of God visiting horrible suffering and death upon the Jews in order to punish them for not listening to his latest instructions. He nearly committed genocide against them when he caught them worshipping a golden calf, in the Book of Exodus (Moses barely managed to talk him out of it). It's really not difficult to justify Hitler in Biblical terms.
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Besides, Hagee and his lot probably can't bear the idea of Jews sitting next to them on the subway or going to the same schools. Sending them off to Israel would solve several problems, in their sniveling reptilian minds.
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