"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
I work as a janitor at the Goddess Relief Office on the weekends Political links : Hitler was a leftist? Research shows otherwise. Welfare dudes are not lazy bums.
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She is a black eyed albino ferret. Did she have adrenal surgery Shep? I take it she's doing fine. She looks very healthy otherwise.
Oh, on a related note, we got a new one yesterday. He's HUGE compared to my others. About 3yrs old, just fixed and his name is Bacardi... named by students in the School of Veterinary Medicine at NCSU. They use them for small animal classes.
I wasn't around when the first thread went up, Shep, so I'd just like to extend my warm wishes to you and Christina. Keep her well, and I hope she's doing better.
"I fight with love, and I laugh with rage, you gotta live light enough to see the humour and long enough to see some change" - Ani DiFranco, Pick Yer Nose
"Life 's not a song, life isn't bliss, life is just this: it's living." - Spike, Once More with Feeling
Her Stomach incision looks bad. If she was mine I wouldn't touch her because I would be to worried to mess her stomach up. Glad to hear that she is doing alright.
Brotherhood of the Monkey @( !.! )@ To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. ~Steve Prefontaine Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
NO HE DID NOT HURT HER!
Mark, actually respects dogs and ferrets more then he does most people.
She choked on carpeting that she had somehow gotten ahold of.
Immediatly causing my mind to think very wrong puns when I heard that.
I mean I thought my cat's hairballs were bad....
or
Great now we know Shep has a lesbian ferret...
Yes, I know I am horrible, I plead over exposure to ASVS & SDN & various Netizens, but then again I was exhibiting wacked behaviour before I showed up at either place. Now if I hadn't been banned from Cyberpsychos for being too tame.....
The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
Kelly Antilles wrote:She is a black eyed albino ferret.
Doh! There's me thinking she's a rat. And i work in a Vets!
GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:Why did it need surgery?
Did you shoot it?
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Referred By: PETVACX
Patient: CHRISTINA
Species.: OTHER SMALL AN Breed: FERRAT
Admitted: 10:59 PM 01/19/03 CT
Released: 11:41 PM 01/19/03 CF
Entering Complaint: LETHARGIC, NOT DRINKING, VOMIT
Performed On: 1/20/03 By: Carole M. Foster, DVM
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MEDICAL RECORD
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Date & Time: 19 Jan 03 11:15 pm -
Patient: CHRISTINA Breed: FERRET Sex: SF
Color: WHITE Age: 5 YEARS
Entering Complaint: VOMITING, NOT DRINKING & LETHARGIC
History: SHE VOMITED YESTERDAY AND TODAY SHE SEEMED TO
BE O.K. BUT WAS FOUND LAYING IN THE SAME SPOT TONIGHT.
SHE HAD EXPLORATORY SURGERY 2 YEARS AGO TO REMOVE
AN ERASER TIP.
Physical Exam Findings:
Temp: 96 MM/CRT: DK PINK
Hydration: DEHYD Abdomen: ABN
Thorax: OK M/S: ABN
Weight: 1.8 EENT: OK
Abnormal Findings: CHRISTINA IS VERY WEAK AND DEPRESSED.
SHE IS ~10% DEHYDRATED. HER ABDOMEN IS VERY TENSE
AND PAINFUL, A FIRMNESS IS PALPATED CRANIALLY.
RADIOGRAPH ABDOMEN: STOMACH IS DISTENDED AND FULL OF GAS.
A RADIODENSE AREA IS NOTED IN THE PYLORUS (SITE OF
THE PREVIOUS OBSTRUCTION).
PCV/TS = 76% / 12
DX: GASTRIC OBSTRUCTION, SEVERE DEHYDRATION.
I GAVE THE OWNERS A GUARDED PROGNOSIS!!
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PLACED IV CATHETER AND STARTED ON PLASMALYTE AT 10 ML/HR
FOR THE FIRST 2 HOURS.
PCV/TS = 69% / 10.0, INCREASED FLUID RATE TO 15 ML/HR.
20 Jan 03 04:06 am - PCV/TS- 59%/7.4 T = 99.3
INDUCED ANESTHESIA USING 0.5 MG TORBUGESIC FOLLOWED
BY 0.5 CC PROPOFOL IV; INTUBATED AND MAINTAINED ON
ISO/O2.
MIDLINE CELIOTOMY: THE STOMACH IS EXTREMELY DISTENDED
AND FULL OF AIR AND FLUID. GASTROTOMY INCISION WAS MADE
NEAR THE PYLORUS AND THE AIR AND FLUID EXPELLED. THE
FORIEGN BODY WAS FOUND IN THE PROXIMAL DUODENUM AND
MILKED UP TO THE GASTROTOMY INCISION AND REMOVED.
(A PIECE OF FOAM RUBBER). THE INCISION WAS CLOSED
USING 3-0 PDS IN A CUSHINGS FOLLOWED BY A LEMBERT
PATTERN. LAVAGED THE EXPOSED TISSUES. ROUTINE 3
LAYER CLOSURE; 3-0 VICRYL SIMPLE INTERRUPTED ON THE
BODY WALL; 3-0 VICRYL SIMPLE CONTINUOUS ON THE SQ; AND STAPLES ON THE SKIN.
GOOD RECOVERY. MAINTAINED FLUID RATE AT 7 ML/HR.
20 Jan 03 06:25 am - T- 97.8. PLACED ON FLUID WARMER.
TAKE CHRISTINA DIRECTLY TO YOUR REGULAR VET THIS A.M.
FOR CONTINUED POST-OP CARE.
Carole M. Foster, DVM
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
Bah, I'd no more spend that much money treating an animal than I would treating a retarded person. Just toss them both in a cage, and as long as you hear howling you know they're still alive.
(I know, I know! Prawn, you monster! Look, once in a while I think of something so evil that I can't help but post it, whether I really believe it or not. I mean, I would never treat an animal as badly as a retard. Bwa ha ha.)
(See?)
If Religion and Politics were characters on a soap opera, Religion would be the one that goes insane with jealousy over Politics' intimate relationship with Reality, and secretly murder Politics in the night, skin the corpse, and run around its apartment wearing the skin like a cape shouting "My votes now! All votes for me! Wheeee!" -- Lagmonster
Brotherhood of the Monkey @( !.! )@ To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. ~Steve Prefontaine Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
Hey Sheppard to to hear from you and it's even better to hear that she's doing better best wishes to you and her.
LT.Hit-Man
Brotherhood of the Monkey: Rabid Sith Monkey from hell.
Mad scribbler of the Writer's Guild Headquarters
Grand Inquisitor of ASVS (ret) ASVS Vets Assc.
" poor bruised and mistreated? jesus Christ Iggy, you haven't been watching Voyager reruns again have you? " - Darth Fanboy
Kidding, kidding! She really is an adorable ferret and I sincerely hope she gets better and heals soon.
Tell ya what, I'll go out and buy IL-2 Sturmovik in her honor as soon as I can.
*chuckle* She's like one I had once. Eats anything she can get her paws on. Poor ferrets can't digest a lot of things. Screws their stomachs up like crazy. But, she'll recover. Take care of her, Shep.
Cute little critter, then again, most felinoid creatures tend to be rather cute in my eyes... Looks like she had a similar issue as my mom's mastiff, eats everything and the kitchen sink and stuff got stuck. (Darned dog got clogged with rocks once, yes, you read that right, a friggin' POUND of peagravel she grazed from the splash guards around the house. Then there was the several pairs of socks, some gloves, 2 shoes, and 4 packaged string cheeze things...)
Hopefully everything'll go ok with her.
Oh, and Shep, don't feed your ferret foam rubber, it's as bad for them as it is for you. Besides, foam rubber gives one gas rather badly.
* Takes a look at the pic at the bottem of your reply to Sheppard*
" I don't mean to be rude but WTF is that of and where's it from?"
LT.Hit-Man
Brotherhood of the Monkey: Rabid Sith Monkey from hell.
Mad scribbler of the Writer's Guild Headquarters
Grand Inquisitor of ASVS (ret) ASVS Vets Assc.
" poor bruised and mistreated? jesus Christ Iggy, you haven't been watching Voyager reruns again have you? " - Darth Fanboy
LT.Hit-Man wrote:* Takes a look at the pic at the bottem of your reply to Sheppard*
" I don't mean to be rude but WTF is that of and where's it from?"
LT.Hit-Man
The James Mason version of 20,000 leagues under the sea.
Nautilus in the back ground crew rowing out in the launch.
The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin