Motivational Posters

tim31 · Post by **tim31** » 2008-05-21 02:32pm

This is probably older than hell, but

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2008-05-21 03:48pm

clone1051 wrote:

I love Homeworld. Have you noticed yet?

So a few days after Homeworld 2 came out it was either sold out or not carried in the first place by all the local stores. I ended up going to like 4 different stores to find it because I'd loved HW1 and really wanted to get it. I spent several months immersed in it once I got ahold of a copy.

By posting these images you are bringing me dangerously close to a relapse...

Scottish Ninja · Post by **Scottish Ninja** » 2008-05-21 05:13pm

That situation is what you have another billion of those resource station ship thingies for.

Damn, I need to start playing HW2 again.

clone1051 · Post by **clone1051** » 2008-05-21 06:35pm

I have an idea for a HW1 poster too, but I have to wait for the right conditions to get the screenshot.

clone1051 · Post by **clone1051** » 2008-05-22 09:21am

I know somebody has already done a 'Zergling Rush' poster, but what else could I say with that one?

clone1051 · Post by **clone1051** » 2008-05-22 11:27am

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2008-05-22 01:59pm

The only thing lamer than those posters was that you hosted them on one of the worst pic hosts ever, paintedover with it's annoying hijacks. Was photobucked too complicated for your fragile mind?

tim31 · Post by **tim31** » 2008-05-22 02:08pm

Post by **RogueIce** » 2008-05-22 04:49pm

tim31 wrote:This is probably older than hell, but

You know, that's the first time I've seen that one. But it was pretty funny.

Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba · Post by **Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba** » 2008-05-22 07:03pm

tim31, the 'Wat' one is brilliant.

Schuyler Colfax · Post by **Schuyler Colfax** » 2008-05-22 07:26pm

Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba wrote:tim31, the 'Wat' one is brilliant.

Yes it was.

Darth Ruinus · Post by **Darth Ruinus** » 2008-05-22 11:10pm

Schuyler Colfax wrote: snip

Wow that is fucking hilarious. I wonder why no one else in his class said anything. Maybe they knew better?

Caius · Post by **Caius** » 2008-05-23 07:30am

I hope if that letter is true, the parents of the boy challeneged the teacher and the school over it. Because that is just insane.

But it was as already posted hilarious.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2008-05-23 10:58am

though not as common sense bit, as the Ignorance pic. I did get a Pass instead of An A-F in a 5 credit college physics class for repeatably showing proofs in long form on the black board, with commentary at each point to dispute the teacher's lazy maths. (or why the Bear couldn't get into the advanced courses is that combined with a him deducting two letter grades from my work for a disability. (My short hand is atrocious, I have Aspergers and mild dyslexia) The professor did not like being proved wrong.)

Havok · Post by **Havok** » 2008-05-23 01:54pm

tim31

Under A TAC!!

Sometimes it the simple things.

tim31 · Post by **tim31** » 2008-05-23 02:43pm

I wish I could claim the credit, Hav

EDIT: these are the last I'll post for the weekend, I promise.

Post by **weemadando** » 2008-05-23 06:27pm

The legs on that baby are usually 18-20cm long.

Proof that in order to attain living fossil status, you just have to be so fucking crazy that nothing will mess with your evolutionary niche.

Oni Koneko Damien · Post by **Oni Koneko Damien** » 2008-05-23 07:28pm

tim31 wrote:<snip Jesus-motorboat>

Goddamn, I got a piece of rice jammed up my nose from laughing at that. You can see the boats crashing in utter chaos, and then you notice the guy who's obviously about to get faceplanted in the water, but looks more like he's just walking away in an angry huff from all this foolishness.

Anyways, a couple I did up recently of some friends:

NomAnor15 · Post by **NomAnor15** » 2008-05-23 10:08pm

tim31

That pancake sausage thing actually looks pretty tasty. I'd try it at least once.

And weemadando

Fuck man, I might never sleep again. Fucker.

darthbob88 · Post by **darthbob88** » 2008-05-23 11:09pm

NomAnor15 wrote:And weemadando

Fuck man, I might never sleep again. Fucker.

Why the hell are people so scared of spiders? Sure, it's got legs 8 inches long, and by all appearances wants nothing more than to eat your family. That's what man invented boots for, so you can squish it without having to come in contact with it.

NomAnor15 · Post by **NomAnor15** » 2008-05-23 11:37pm

I honestly have no idea. Rationally I know there's no reason for it, and that spiders are for the most part beneficial. They just scare the hell out of me, and I can't explain it. Who can say why the human brain acts the way it does?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2008-05-24 12:17am

little known fact, the book starship troopers, the war with the Klendethu was started when space austrialians started looking for a planet that reminded them of home, and Catchacan was already taken.

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2008-05-24 12:20am

Post by **weemadando** » 2008-05-24 12:47am

NomAnor15 wrote:I honestly have no idea. Rationally I know there's no reason for it, and that spiders are for the most part beneficial. They just scare the hell out of me, and I can't explain it. Who can say why the human brain acts the way it does?

I am kind of arachnophobic and when I was doing caving in Tassie those fuckers would ALWAYS manage to scare the shit out of me. You'd be squeezing through a crawl-though on your back and one of them would be staring at your face from about half a fucking inch away going: "I could totally jump into your mouth right now, or just climb onto your face, but I have fed on your fear enough, now: begone from my realm!"

That particular species is so ancient that they still have the sideways mandibles, rather than the two above the mouth mandibles that modern spiders do.

tim31 · Post by **tim31** » 2008-05-24 03:11am

Another beautiful showcase of evolutionary process only taking place when necessary