FUN FRIENDS, do we all want that aircraft carrier? Y/N?
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FUN FRIENDS, do we all want that aircraft carrier? Y/N?
FUN FRIENDS, do we all want that aircraft carrier? Y/N?
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7 billion for the Goddamn Aircraft Carrier.
Shroomania has contributed 10 billion for the FUN Defense Fund. If that's what it takes...
Shroomania has contributed 10 billion for the FUN Defense Fund. If that's what it takes...
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Jeez... 7.5 billion.Shroom Man 777 wrote:7 billion for the Goddamn Aircraft Carrier.
Shroomania has contributed 10 billion for the FUN Defense Fund. If that's what it takes...
Even if it has to take nearly half of the budget next year...
Your spirit, diseased as it is, refuses to allow you to give up, no matter what threats you face... and whatever wreckage you leave behind you.
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Christ, people. Let Byzantium take the carrier and have the FUN buy 200 heavy fighter-interceptors and infrastructure for them instead 
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Okay. FINE. You can HAVE your stupid aircraft carrier. Are you HAPPY now, Emperor Heraclius?
Should we get the Ticos instead?
Should we get the Ticos instead?
"DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source)shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN!
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We should probably use the money to build a comprehensive air defence network for the FUN first. Let's start with fighters, airbases, radar and C&C systems. Then fund the deployment of modern mobile SAMs in great numbers, and finally top it off with an ABM shield. Power projection for the FART can wait for the nearest future.Shroom Man 777 wrote:Okay. FINE. You can HAVE your stupid aircraft carrier. Are you HAPPY now, Emperor Heraclius?
Should we get the Ticos instead?
BTW, who is going to keep track of the defense fund?
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
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MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
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The most qualified mang in town, of course 
Man, yes. I can't believe we're going through with FART. YES! FART! FART! FART-FART-FART-FART!
Man, yes. I can't believe we're going through with FART. YES! FART! FART! FART-FART-FART-FART!
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I hate youShroom Man 777 wrote:The most qualified mang in town, of course
Well, shit. Maybe I'll tally everything up once I'm done with the ISCA.
All those huge purchases form the UKB will really strain capacity
Oh, BTW. Shinra pledged one billion shiny us dollars for ISCA. So, the question is...
What do we spend them on?
Bear, how many of those floating docks will ya need?
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
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Oh yeah. The both of us have Blackbeard facilities and will be presumably selling MOAR of 'em to the rest of the FUN.
So, I propose that in order to not get sued by Shep or anything, we rename our products from the Blackbeard to the Shroomstache.
Blackbeard was a pirate in real Earth.
Shroomstache was also a pirate. In the Seven Central Seas.
Behold:
Dread Pirate Shroomstache
[When his head was blown off by a stray cannon ball, his PeZookian first mate had it replaced with a peg-head.]
So, I propose that in order to not get sued by Shep or anything, we rename our products from the Blackbeard to the Shroomstache.
Blackbeard was a pirate in real Earth.
Shroomstache was also a pirate. In the Seven Central Seas.
Behold:
Dread Pirate Shroomstache
[When his head was blown off by a stray cannon ball, his PeZookian first mate had it replaced with a peg-head.]
"DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source)shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN!
Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people
- PeZookShroom, I read out the stuff you write about us. You are an endless supply of morale down here. :p - an OWS street medic
Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
How about we build a theme park dedicated to Shroomstache and think up of a more menacing name for the missile?
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
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Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.
MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
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Damn! 
Well, I was thinking it would be disarming if our military stuff gets to have all sorts of silly names. The UAR and the MESS would think it's cute and wouldn't mind our sudden upsurge in defense budgets
Well, I was thinking it would be disarming if our military stuff gets to have all sorts of silly names. The UAR and the MESS would think it's cute and wouldn't mind our sudden upsurge in defense budgets
"DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source)shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN!
Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people
- PeZookShroom, I read out the stuff you write about us. You are an endless supply of morale down here. :p - an OWS street medic
Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
Yeah, I'm pretty sure they won't mind. Let's take it further and name our super-secret Doomsday Weapon program "Operation Perfume Farts"Shroom Man 777 wrote:Damn!
Well, I was thinking it would be disarming if our military stuff gets to have all sorts of silly names. The UAR and the MESS would think it's cute and wouldn't mind our sudden upsurge in defense budgets
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
- NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11
Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.
MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
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Hey, I have Shep parked right at my backyard.PeZook wrote:Christ, people. Let Byzantium take the carrier and have the FUN buy 200 heavy fighter-interceptors and infrastructure for them instead
In return, I'm willing to let ICAS free use of my yards if you need any access capacity. (meaning no rent charges. Bring your own raw materials)
Bean, can I pay like 6.5 or less billion for it then?
Your spirit, diseased as it is, refuses to allow you to give up, no matter what threats you face... and whatever wreckage you leave behind you.
Kreia
I like Blackbeard, furthermore Sheppard won't mind you keeping the name since it provides free PR for him but you'll have to change the designation to Whitebeard or some similar knockoff.
Also if you keep letting Shroom name things for the FUN I'm going to have to start slapping tariffs on FUN goods for a silly tax.
OAN The Rename-for Peace plan won't work, you'll just get MESS NATO style reporting names. So you might call it the M2 "Happy Bunny Funmobile" but the Mess will simply shorten that to Foxtrox(Tank) or something similar
Also if you keep letting Shroom name things for the FUN I'm going to have to start slapping tariffs on FUN goods for a silly tax.
OAN The Rename-for Peace plan won't work, you'll just get MESS NATO style reporting names. So you might call it the M2 "Happy Bunny Funmobile" but the Mess will simply shorten that to Foxtrox(Tank) or something similar
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And that's another thing, if they keep letting Shroom name things for them, I'll sell the carrier to you no matter what they offer(Under 20 billion)Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:
Hey, I have Shep parked right at my backyard.
In return, I'm willing to let ICAS free use of my yards if you need any access capacity. (meaning no rent charges. Bring your own raw materials)
Bean, can I pay like 6.5 or less billion for it then?
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Why does everyone HAET me?! 
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Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people
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Eh, I think we can let Byzantium have its carrier. We can use our billions to invest in missiles and stuff instead.The Yosemite Bear wrote:I can match that amount.Shroom Man 777 wrote:7 billion for the Goddamn Aircraft Carrier.
Shroomania has contributed 10 billion for the FUN Defense Fund. If that's what it takes...
Go away, phongn
"DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source)shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN!
Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people
- PeZookShroom, I read out the stuff you write about us. You are an endless supply of morale down here. :p - an OWS street medic
Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
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Hey Shroom, how large is your BAM production capacity for airliners? I will announce the order by the turn of the new year. If necessary, I'll beef up my own production capabilities (I believe the factories should be ready by the middle of next year).
The deal will be partly privately funded (The company is only 50% government owned)
The deal will be partly privately funded (The company is only 50% government owned)
Your spirit, diseased as it is, refuses to allow you to give up, no matter what threats you face... and whatever wreckage you leave behind you.
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Well...um...*ponders making PeZookia a partner of the BAM so PeZook can do the maths for us...*
I guess my mangs can manage 200 orders per year?
I am pulling that out of thin air and if anyone can correct me, please do so.
I guess my mangs can manage 200 orders per year?
I am pulling that out of thin air and if anyone can correct me, please do so.
"DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source)shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN!
Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people
- PeZookShroom, I read out the stuff you write about us. You are an endless supply of morale down here. :p - an OWS street medic
Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
Because the last "silly name" you came up with (NINJA) didn't turn out so good?Shroom Man 777 wrote:Why does everyone HAET me?!
Whoa there PeZook, steady now...PeZook wrote:Oh, BTW. Shinra pledged one billion shiny us dollars for ISCA. So, the question is...
It was $2 billion USD total spending towards the ISCA. $1.96 billion USD of that went into ship orders.
That leaves $ 40 million USD for other stuff.I wasn't that generous.
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