[img=right]http://hem.bredband.net/b217293/warsaban.gif[/img] "Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus
Fear is the mother of all gods.
Nature does all things spontaneously, by herself, without the meddling of the gods. -Lucretius
The Stars are right my children, the time for the true horror is to be released.
Back when My Mom couldn't find a baby sitter for me while she was doing all of her leftist political doings, getting her doctorate in Agroculture/Genetics, I had a network account at Humbolt State University....
I was challenging students from all over the university at networked games, usually the ones that were based on Star Trek, or tales of knights and fantastic beasts. I was involved in BBS games where you would log into another computer from the Uni's network from the beginning.
Yup my internet access predates the internet.
The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
I know what is and had to deal with "Time Sharing"
"A cult is a religion with no political power." -Tom Wolfe Pardon me for sounding like a dick, but I'm playing the tiniest violin in the world right now-Dalton
A gold old 2400 baud modem download nude pictures of Jenny McCarthy off of America Online back in the summer of 95.
In the time it took me to get one tit back then I can now get the entire collection of Jenna Jameson's finest movies plus order some vaseline from an online store.
"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little." -George Carlin (1937-2008)
"Have some of you Americans actually seen Football? Of course there are 0-0 draws but that doesn't make them any less exciting." -Dr Roberts, with quite possibly the dumbest thing ever said in 10 years of SDNet.
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
´94 or ´95 i started usiing it for real. before that i sometimes was able to do stuff in the net on my cousins 18k modem. there wasnt even a real browser available. you had to press 1 or 2 or 3 to get somewhere. it was crap. my dad´s even got óne of those old akkustik koppler (dont know english word), this device whick is designed to hold a telephone and turns acoustic signals into digital signals.
My first taste of the internet was in 1995 at my dad's work. I was 11 years old.
In 1996 we got AOL on a 28.8 modem.
In 2000 I upgraded to 56K.
In 2001 I got cable internet through AT&T.
And you may ask yourself, 'Where does that highway go to?'
Brotherhood of the Monkey - First Monkey|Justice League - Daredevil|Late Knights of Conan O'Brien - Eisenhower Mug Knight (13 Conan Pts.)|SD.Net Chroniclers|HAB
1976- I had Network Acess on the Humbolt State Uni. Unix mainframe.
1980- I had the Analog to Digital (Physically attach the phone to the Modem thingy)
1982- Playied a lot of Network Games (Usually Space Trade or Risk sims)
1985- Discovered Anime Porn, Downloaded a LOT of it
1990- Learned AS400, worked the Business end of the Internet
1992- hanging out at the largest Sci-Fi forums in the central valley, finnally met Tim Wiessman of "Planets VGA" infamy, got Whole Earth Network Acess.
Yup my internet adventures predate the Internet.
The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
I hate to say this, but I was using a 2800 baud up to 1998, when we upgraded to 56k. I really didn't use it that much, but I had an account on my Mother's University VAX(I'm the son of two different social sciences professors) and really that was for the odd email I would get.
Brotherhood of the Monkey @( !.! )@ To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. ~Steve Prefontaine Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
Since october 2000 when we bought this IBM computer, the first IP we had was AT&T but since they charged too much for it we told them to shove a broomstick up their ass.
My first experience with a modem and talking with someone else over a modem connection was in 1993. My first time on the internet was 1995 IIRC. I was introduced in a computer class and I thought it was pretty cool. Then in early 1997 we got the Internet at home and used a 33.6, though we had an older computer with a 14.4 that I used from time to time. I soon started playing the original Team Fortress and C&C Red Alert online. I was also using ICQ before mid 1997. Got my first 56k modem in the summer of 98. Then we switched to DSL in 2000.
"If the facts are on your side, pound on the facts. If the law is on your side, pound on the law. If neither is on your side, pound on the table."
"The captain claimed our people violated a 4,000 year old treaty forbidding us to develop hyperspace technology. Extermination of our planet was the consequence. The subject did not survive interrogation."
Hmm. From 1991 on, me and my dad would spend lots of time on dial-up BBSes primarily downloading cool shareware games (including Duke Nukem and Wolfenstein in their original incarnations). We tried Prodigy once or twice, too, but didn't get regular internet use until September '95. The first page I ever visited on the web was The Unofficial SquareSoft Homepage, which I'm sure a lot of you older Square fans will be familiar with.
BoTM / JL / MM / HAB / VRWC / Horseman
I'm studying for the CPA exam. Have a nice summer, and if you're down just sit back and realize that Joe is off somewhere, doing much worse than you are.
I startd using it in 1996, which was around the time when my family got a computer. From then, until very recently, my acess was limited because of annoying internet filters.
Let me see...it'd have been about '97 before I got it at home...hijacked the school computer anychance I got before that.
"Prodesse Non Nocere." "It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president." "I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..." "All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism. BOTM - EBC - Horseman - G&C - Vampire
I bought my 1st PC in 1996 with money i got from an endowment policy. 2 years later NTL decided to intriduce NTL World and make it free. All i had to do was buy a new phone line beside my comp. Last year they decided they had to charge for the 56k service and so for a few pound more than the service was gonna cost i got a 128k Broadband connection. To day i upgraded to a 512k connection <homer> WOOHOO </homer>