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Cult of the Kitten
How we love our wee koshkas
Hear them as they *miu*
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No girlfriend for me
Masturbation getting old
Get a whore instead
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VCR Failure
Got no sound on Lain last night
Damn mother fucker
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Post by Raoul Duke, Jr. »

A silly haiku
Is no good for jerking off
No stimulation

And this one is dedicated to the girl behind the counter at Starbuck's:

The Pain never stops
The Loathing rises like bile
"May I help who's next?"
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Post by XaLEv »

http://www.bash.org/?62407
<kuribo> cacti: got any porn haiku?
<CactusJac> Ejaculation
<CactusJac> Spray your load onto my face
<MikeSweetser> It's what's for dinner.
Not mine, but still...
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Post by Exonerate »

I didn't write this one, but found it somewhere else.

Any idiot can write haiku
Just stop at
the seventeenth syllab-
:lol:

BoTM, MM, HAB, JL
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Customers are dumb
They really make me angry
Kick them in the nuts.
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Post by Kelly Antilles »

Ok, I'm not good at writing haiku, but I found a very funny one on my Get Fuzzy calendar.


I love catnip mice...
It's why I chew their heads off.
They're good for breakfast.
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Fuck her up the ass
It's so tight and feels so good
I love anal sex
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Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either. :P
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Love is but a flower..
Snap it's roots does it not wither?
nourish it does it not grow?

crappy I know...but.. :P
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Post by Raoul Duke, Jr. »

Kelly Antilles wrote:Ok, I'm not good at writing haiku, but I found a very funny one on my Get Fuzzy calendar.


I love catnip mice...
It's why I chew their heads off.
They're good for breakfast.
Lovely Kitsune
Do you know how cute you are?
Just thought I'd say so.
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

Hey, there's a bunch of other haikus about sex already, why not one more?

Hey sexy lady
Can I sleep with you tonight?
I'll fuck you *gets slapped*
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Post by Gandalf »

I can't write haiku
Fuck I am incompetent
Wait I just did it.

Death is a shadow
The Cosmos casts out the light
Life is an object

plz tell me what you all think of the second one
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
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Post by Zaia »

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:Ok, I'm not good at writing haiku, but I found a very funny one on my Get Fuzzy calendar.
I love catnip mice...
It's why I chew their heads off.
They're good for breakfast.
Lovely Kitsune
Do you know how cute you are?
Just thought I'd say so.
Awww, that's so sweet!
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This isn't mine, but I always liked an html 404 haiku I saw once:

<haiku>
You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
That page is not here.
</haiku>
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I am a virgin
I live at my mom's house
I'm off to cry now
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Post by Raoul Duke, Jr. »

Shit.

This is for Darth Wong
He who plants the Logic Bombs
Don't cross him, Fundie.

XaLEv is the shit
He knows Japanese and his
Mascot is a rat

Some say Raoul Duke
Is only an alias
It's a way of life

Ignorance is bliss
So they say, and if it's true
You are overjoyed
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Post by XaLEv »

How kind you are, Duke.
I think you are cool as well.
"Hi" to Hiroko.

EDIT:

I should also say,
my Japanese is not great.
Still have much to learn.
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Post by Raoul Duke, Jr. »

Hiroko has gone
Back to Noda City now
This leaves me quite sad. :(
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Work is now boring
Should I look busy or not?
Post at SDnet.

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Post by XaLEv »

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Hiroko has gone
Back to Noda City now
This leaves me quite sad. :(
Sorry to hear that.
Hope she is doing alright.
How long's she been gone?
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