Boobs: What matters more? Size or shape.

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Boobs what matters more?

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Boobs: What matters more? Size or shape.

Post by THEHOOLIGANJEDI »

Breast, Boobs, Tits, Jugs, or what ever you want to call them. What matters when you are judging a girls chest. I go for shape over size nowadays. But first when I am judging a girl physically I look at their face, obviously.

As a kid I always used to think that girls with big boobs were the ones to go for. (at that point I haven't actually seen boobs) Because they were big and I just wanted to bury my head in some, not including Breast Implants b/c they are way obviously fake and ugly looking, that they really don't turn me on in any way. But when I see large breasts (anything larger than a D cup) in porn or otherwise (that are real) they look disturbing!! And some smaller chested women don't look bad at all topless.

So for me if boobs aren't saggy, implants, or have nipples that are the size of my head, I don't care.
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Post by jaeger115 »

Shapely, with some size is preferable. A C- or D- size with a nice shape is my favorite. Huge boobs with lousy shapes just turn me off.
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Post by ArmorPierce »

What about if it is boyish, flat-chested?

Personally, I don't like gigantic. Shape matters more to me.
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What about if it is boyish, flat-chested?
Damn, I forgot about these. Flat chests turn me off, of course.
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Post by THEHOOLIGANJEDI »

Flat chest turn me off when the Girl is too skinny, and also has no ass.
BTW I'm and assman. :D
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I could get over the fact if she gots little back if she is good in all the other areas.
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Post by Mr Bean »

B-C Range, Shape Highly Important

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THEHOOLIGANJEDI wrote:Flat chest turn me off when the Girl is too skinny, and also has no ass.
BTW I'm and assman. :D
Then the pic of that "woman" pretending to cook her flab on a BBQ will interest you. She must have more "ass" than most of California.
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Speaking from the owner side of things, size is most important. If you can't lie or sleep comfortably on your stomach because they're too big, then they ARE too big. Enough to fill a hand and thensome is good. That's a comfortable size, yet noticeable. Titillating, even. The French used to maintain that a breast that filled a goblet was just the right size...

Shapewise, anything that can pass the pencil test is well-shaped to me.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
THEHOOLIGANJEDI wrote:Flat chest turn me off when the Girl is too skinny, and also has no ass.
BTW I'm and assman. :D
Then the pic of that "woman" pretending to cook her flab on a BBQ will interest you. She must have more "ass" than most of California.
Taht's not what I have in mind when I talk about asses. I like them big and round Like JLO, but there are limits.
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I like mine proportional to the body. Shape is very important.

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THEHOOLIGANJEDI wrote:Breast, Boobs, Tits, Jugs, or what ever you want to call them. What matters when you are judging a girls chest. I go for shape over size nowadays. But first when I am judging a girl physically I look at their face, obviously.

As a kid I always used to think that girls with big boobs were the ones to go for. (at that point I haven't actually seen boobs) Because they were big and I just wanted to bury my head in some, not including Breast Implants b/c they are way obviously fake and ugly looking, that they really don't turn me on in any way. But when I see large breasts (anything larger than a D cup) in porn or otherwise (that are real) they look disturbing!! And some smaller chested women don't look bad at all topless.

So for me if boobs aren't saggy, implants, or have nipples that are the size of my head, I don't care.
What do the rest of you think?
I prefer nicely shaped breasts myself. Even if they happen to be B or A cup. (Though B cups are actually pretty nice.)
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Post by aerius »

Shape. I prefer nice full breasts that are also firm and have some perkyness to them. They should also be proportional the size of the woman. For example my GF's about 5'9 150 lbs and has good sized breasts for her size, put her breasts on someone who's 5'4 110 lbs and they'd be ridiculously oversized and look silly.
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Biddybot wrote:The French used to maintain that a breast that filled a goblet was just the right size...
Where do you think the shape for the Champange glasses came from? :wink:
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Post by aerius »

A picture says a thousand words. Using Chantal as my illustrated guide, my prefered boob shape looks like this.

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Post by THEHOOLIGANJEDI »

Most of the Big Boobed women that have perfectly shaped boobs are in Perfect 10 magazine. Smaller boobs that I like are Joey Lauren Addams, Helen Slater, and Natalie Portman. TheY have some cute tits.
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Post by Ted »

aerius wrote:A picture says a thousand words. Using Chantal as my illustrated guide, my prefered boob shape looks like this.
I thought you would've used Jmacs as a guide.

So you're saying Chantal's are better then?
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Ted wrote:I thought you would've used Jmacs as a guide.

So you're saying Chantal's are better then?
1) I don't have a picture of my GF's boobs
2) Even if I did I'd die a painful death if I posted such a picture here

As for who's boobs are better, I don't have sufficient information as I haven't done the touch test on Chantal, and I don't think I'd live very long if I tried.
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I'm guessing biddybot (yay, another girl! I assume) is the one who voted size. I went for shape, because i used to be really insecure about my size, but apparently they're fine.

And wierd shapes - which are to some degree dependant on size, lets' be honest - really freak me out. As do nipples that are the wrong size/shape (on either sex)

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Face. I could care less about boobs.

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The shape of the boob is extremely important. Flap jacks are a turn off. Bad nipples are a turn off too!
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Nice round boobs and just the right size.
tiny or huge cow tits are hugly. 8)
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

I'd say shape is more important, since big breasts are a turn off for me if they're sagging down to the waist. However, size is a factor, and I prefre cups in the B-D range, although I'm sure I've seen attractive girls with smaller ones. Antything bigger, and it doesn't look right.
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As I am a complete Al Bundyish pig on this issue, I shall refrain from answering.
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Shape over size. Moderately large large, nice huge implants too normal size is good.
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