What do you want as your epitaph?

kheegster · Post by **kheegster** » 2003-01-25 08:57pm

What do you want on your gravestone after you have shuffled off this mortal coil?

I want mine to be:

"He made a difference"

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2003-01-25 08:59pm

"You will not find me here"

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-01-25 08:59pm

Loneliness is a slow acting but fatal poison.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2003-01-25 09:02pm

"Death is only the beginning."

"This space for rent."

"Before dishonor"

And now, seriously...

"The world mourns your passing."

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2003-01-25 09:04pm

I basically want the Demon Children from Black Sabbath's reunion CD.

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2003-01-25 09:06pm

"I'll be back"

Then some written curse in a undecipherable language.

Necro99 · Post by **Necro99** » 2003-01-25 09:11pm

Please open my grave, im starving.
As Jaeger said.
Death before Dishonor
I knew that gun was loaded.
Note to self: cut the red wire next time.
Note to self: Pissing off a Tankist is never a good idea.
I DARE you to sleep on my grave one night

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Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-01-25 09:14pm

"Do not even THINK about touching my lady."

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-01-25 09:17pm

"Haha guys, great joke. Now dig me out."

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-01-25 09:34pm

Found the good in everyone
Usaully a great guy
Could brighten the rainest day
Knew the secrets of the universe

Young at heart, even in old age
One of a kind
Understood the true meaning of love

Yeah thats basicly what I want on my grave stone, probly not as cheesy as that one, but you get the point.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-01-25 09:35pm

In very small letters so people have to get close to read it
"You're standing on my balls"

Or

"See you soon..."

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-25 09:40pm

A few from songs appeal to me....

"I was me, but now he's gone."
- Metallica 'Fade to Black'

"Punisher and swordsman, I was born to burn."
- Manowar 'Black Wind, Fire and Steel'

"Awaiting my last breath
the mirror calls my name
it's showing me the way
into the dark..."
- Blind Guardian 'Lost in a Twilight Hall'

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-01-25 09:48pm

Me it will be three little wordRETURN TO SENDER

Sonnenburg · Post by **Sonnenburg** » 2003-01-25 09:50pm

"Concession Accepted"

Necro99 · Post by **Necro99** » 2003-01-25 09:52pm

DIG ME UP SO I CAN F*CKING RIP YOR FUCKEN HEAD OFF AND DRINK YOU BLOOD YOU LIVING FAGGETS!!!

And put a shovel next to the grave, but make put a spring in the bottom of your coffin so if someone opens it you jump towards them like a jack in the box... should be good

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Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-01-25 09:58pm

I will not have one. I am donating my body to science, though my monument will probably say something like

" You cant kill him, he is immortal"

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2003-01-25 10:00pm

anarchistbunny wrote:Found the good in everyone
Usaully a great guy
Could brighten the rainest day
Knew the secrets of the universe

Young at heart, even in old age
One of a kind
Understood the true meaning of love

Yeah thats basicly what I want on my grave stone, probly not as cheesy as that one, but you get the point.

Fuck You. These guys actually did it.

edit:the one time I don't check that the tags are closed...

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-25 10:05pm

"So long, and thanks for all the fish...."

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-01-25 10:05pm

Raxmei wrote:
anarchistbunny wrote:Found the good in everyone
Usaully a great guy
Could brighten the rainest day
Knew the secrets of the universe

Young at heart, even in old age
One of a kind
Understood the true meaning of love

Yeah thats basicly what I want on my grave stone, probly not as cheesy as that one, but you get the point.
Fuck You. These guys actually did it.

edit:the one time I don't check that the tags are closed...

Funny this cemetary is near my home.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-25 10:07pm

"If you can read this, you're too close"

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-01-25 10:07pm

"Darth Vader accepted my apology."

"BRAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNSSSSSS"
(note: This one would be accompanied by fake hands sticking out of the ground.)

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-01-25 10:08pm

"He was not gay goddamnit!"

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-25 10:10pm

"I didnt think it could happen to me either..."

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-01-25 10:29pm

Mine would be.
" I'm getting too old for this fucking shit! "
LT.Hit-Man

Sonnenburg · Post by **Sonnenburg** » 2003-01-25 10:39pm

LT.Hit-Man wrote:Mine would be.
" I'm getting too old for this fucking shit! "
LT.Hit-Man

What do you mean "would be?" Is even Death afraid of you?