Shep attempts to contact Dickstar personally...

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-01-25 09:33pm

using

http://www.sprintrelayonline.com/

and the numbers provided by:

http://galactec.com/kynes/rsa.html

I got an answering machine at his home phone number and the following
at his workplace:

OPER: SPRINT RELAY 6151M DIALING 601-266-4002

RINGING 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... 4 ... 5 ... 6 ... 7 ... 8 ...

(F) HI YOU HAVE REACHE DTHE OFFICES OF TECHNOLOGY CUSTER RESOURCES CUSTOMER SERVICE OUR OFFICE HOURS ARE FROM 8 TO 4 30 MONDAY THROUGH FRIDAY AND WE ARE EITHER ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW OR AFTER OR UR NORMAL BUSINESS HOURS .. IF YOU D LIKE TO LEAVE YOUR NAME AND NUMBER WE LL GET BACK IN TOUCH WITH YOU ASAP THANK YOU (BEEP) (ANS MACH HUNG UP) GA

So I shall continue with my quest to personally talk with Dickstar!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-01-25 09:38pm

Does anyone really care?

Seggybop · Post by **Seggybop** » 2003-01-25 09:43pm

Please continue... a transcript of an actual conversation with him would be extremely funny.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-01-25 09:45pm

If you do contact him I'm sure he'll devote several MBs of space on his website to rant about "Wongites harrasing me at work!"

First you're giving him ammo, second doesn't that seem a bit stalkerish to anyone else?

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-01-25 09:45pm

Seggybop wrote:Please continue... a transcript of an actual conversation with him would be extremely funny.

Jawohl mein oberführer!

*clicks boots*

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-25 09:49pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:If you do contact him I'm sure he'll devote several MBs of space on his website to rant about "Wongites harrasing me at work!"

You know, I held out a faint hope for a while that he was just knowingly being a jack-ass, and not sincerely delusional. I have since lost that hope; he is truly, sincerely out of his gourd. He thinks he's fighting some grand crusade against the forces of evil. I don't see how any conceivable action can possibly make it any worse.

Hotfoot · Post by **Hotfoot** » 2003-01-25 09:54pm

Darth Wong wrote:You know, I held out a faint hope for a while that he was just knowingly being a jack-ass, and not sincerely delusional. I have since lost that hope; he is truly, sincerely out of his gourd. He thinks he's fighting some grand crusade against the forces of evil. I don't see how any conceivable action can possibly make it any worse.

I can't believe you just said that. Have you completely taken leave of your senses? You should know that whenever any permutation of that phrase is uttered, it triggers Murphy's Law to the nth power! You have just brought about certain doom for us all...

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-01-25 09:56pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote: First you're giving him ammo, second doesn't that seem a bit stalkerish to anyone else?

I don't care. What can he do to me?

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-01-25 09:58pm

I think he's a delusional, obsessed, sad and lonely little "man" who has nothing better to do that pretend he is doing the good deeds of humanity by bantering on about how nasty some people who support ST and SW are over the Net.

To be honest, anyone who takes their fascination that far is quite sad and deprived.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-01-25 09:59pm

MKSheppard wrote:
Darth Garden Gnome wrote: First you're giving him ammo, second doesn't that seem a bit stalkerish to anyone else?
I don't care. What can he do to me?

Harrass back? Tell the cops? Cry like a girl in a pool of his own urine?

They say the best way to find out results is to experiment...

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-01-25 09:59pm

This doesn't sound like a good idea to me.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-25 10:00pm

YOU FOOL! YOU'LL KILL US ALL!

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-01-25 10:01pm

HemlockGrey wrote:YOU FOOL! YOU'LL KILL US ALL!

*Shep pushes the BIG RED BUTTON marked "DO NOT PUSH"

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2003-01-25 10:02pm

Good luck, Shep. You'll need it. I'm pretty sure Dickstar won't answer.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-01-25 10:05pm

Why don't we all just wait by his car with baseball bats? Cause thats about how much he's gonna freak out over this. If this was the ASU coward, I'd fully support this, since he did crank call Wong, but this isn't anything like what DS has done and I don't think anything good can come from it.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-01-25 10:05pm

MKSheppard wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:YOU FOOL! YOU'LL KILL US ALL!
*Shep pushes the BIG RED BUTTON marked "DO NOT PUSH"

*New Jersey sinks into the Sea, unleashing the forces of hell buried beneath it*

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-01-25 10:07pm

On second thoughts, I'd advise against this.

To harrass an in-duh-vidual in the real world like this over a sci-fi issue is just as bad as being a total troll.

Shep, don't give into the Dark Side!

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-01-25 10:09pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:On second thoughts, I'd advise against this.

To harrass an in-duh-vidual in the real world like this over a sci-fi issue is just as bad as being a total troll.

Shep, don't give into the Dark Side!

I'm not harassing him, I'm just calling him and chatting with him. I'm not
going to make him break down and cry like a baby.....

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-01-25 10:09pm

I advise against this.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-01-25 10:11pm

MKSheppard wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:On second thoughts, I'd advise against this.

To harrass an in-duh-vidual in the real world like this over a sci-fi issue is just as bad as being a total troll.

Shep, don't give into the Dark Side!
I'm not harassing him, I'm just calling him and chatting with him. I'm not going to make him break down and cry like a baby.....

Why not just egg him on like you did RayCav?

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-01-25 10:14pm

MKSheppard wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:On second thoughts, I'd advise against this.

To harrass an in-duh-vidual in the real world like this over a sci-fi issue is just as bad as being a total troll.

Shep, don't give into the Dark Side!
I'm not harassing him, I'm just calling him and chatting with him. I'm not
going to make him break down and cry like a baby.....

Why do I not believe you?

Personally, listen out for water dripping or gas being let off violently as you say "Hi, it's me, Sheppard fromSD.net. Remember me?"

If you can, record it as well. The filling of trousers FX will be a good argument to equal any DorkStar makes if he ever gets back on here again.

Hotfoot · Post by **Hotfoot** » 2003-01-25 10:16pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:*Shep pushes the BIG RED BUTTON marked "DO NOT PUSH"

*New Jersey sinks into the Sea, unleashing the forces of hell buried beneath it*[/quote]

I take offense to that statement. Having lived in New Jersey for my entire life, I can confirm that there are no forces of hell buried beneath the state, and that frankly, the very concept is ridiculous, much as is the idea of the state sinking into the sea. If you continue such remarks, the legal firm of Belial, Mephisto, and Forrest will be forced to take action in the form of a long, drawn-out, and costly lawsuit. After which, you will be forced to drive in New Jersey during the rush hours. Enjoy.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-01-25 10:18pm

OPER: SPRINT RELAY 9142F DIALING 601-296-4700

RINGING 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... 4 ... 5 ... 6 ... 7 ... 8 ...

(EXPLAINING RELAY) (M)

USER: Is th

OPER: HELLO GA

USER: Is this Mister Anderson? ga

OPER: YES GA

USER: I couldn't help but see your latest rant against Mister Wong.
I have to advise you to sit back and take it a bit less seriously,
man. ga

OPER: (LAUGHING) OH MY GOODNESS....OH THAT IS....TYPE BACK

USER:

OPER: ASTONISHING AND THEN CONCLUDE THE CALL GA TO SK

USER: astonish

Don't hang up on me man ga

hey did you leave me? GA

Fine be that way...... SKSKSKSKK

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-01-25 10:21pm

Hotfoot wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:*Shep pushes the BIG RED BUTTON marked "DO NOT PUSH"
*New Jersey sinks into the Sea, unleashing the forces of hell buried beneath it*

I take offense to that statement. Having lived in New Jersey for my entire life, I can confirm that there are no forces of hell buried beneath the state, and that frankly, the very concept is ridiculous, much as is the idea of the state sinking into the sea. If you continue such remarks, the legal firm of Belial, Mephisto, and Forrest will be forced to take action in the form of a long, drawn-out, and costly lawsuit. After which, you will be forced to drive in New Jersey during the rush hours. Enjoy.[/quote]

I trust Futurama further then I do the word of Jersey Folk, demon spawn.

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2003-01-25 10:22pm

Strange little man, by what I see above.