Motivational Posters
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NomAnor15
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Schuyler Colfax
"I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish." - Homer Simpson
Huh. That's less than 10 condoms per person. Though, assuming an even split between gender, that's almost 20 condoms per penis, so I certainly hope that would suffice for the three weeks they're there. -Alferd Packer
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darthbob88
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Why do I get the feeling Comrade Colfax here is going to meet the same fate as Omegafail? He thinks he's funnier than he is, he gets his undies in a twist way too easily, and he always finds himself on the business end of the board, at which point he refuses to back down. I was like that at one point, and I grew out of it ASAP. Schuyler...is having trouble doing so.
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Any views expressed herein are my own unless otherwise noted, and very likely wrong.
I shave with Occam's Razor.
I can never love you because I'm just thirty squirrels in a mansuit."
"Ah, good ol' Popeye. Punching ghosts until they explode."[/b]-Internet Webguy
"It was cut because an Army Ordnance panel determined that a weapon that kills an enemy soldier 10 times before he hits the ground was a waste of resources, so they scaled it back to only kill him 3 times."-Anon, on the cancellation of the Army's multi-kill vehicle.
"Ah, good ol' Popeye. Punching ghosts until they explode."[/b]-Internet Webguy
"It was cut because an Army Ordnance panel determined that a weapon that kills an enemy soldier 10 times before he hits the ground was a waste of resources, so they scaled it back to only kill him 3 times."-Anon, on the cancellation of the Army's multi-kill vehicle.
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NomAnor15
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Damn man, that warranties one is hilarious 
"I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish." - Homer Simpson
Huh. That's less than 10 condoms per person. Though, assuming an even split between gender, that's almost 20 condoms per penis, so I certainly hope that would suffice for the three weeks they're there. -Alferd Packer
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The text on the Nerd Rage one is good, but it needs a better picture.
Vendetta wrote:Richard Gatling was a pioneer in US national healthcare. On discovering that most soldiers during the American Civil War were dying of disease rather than gunshots, he turned his mind to, rather than providing better sanitary conditions and medical care for troops, creating a machine to make sure they got shot faster.
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Oni Koneko Damien
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Okay, throwing a bunch against the wall in the hopes that a few stick, humour-wise.
Gaian Paradigm: Because not all fantasy has to be childish crap.
Ephemeral Pie: Because not all role-playing has to be shallow.
My art: Because not all DA users are talentless emo twits.
"Phant, quit abusing the He-Wench before he turns you into a caged bitch at a Ren Fair and lets the tourists toss half munched turkey legs at your backside." -Mr. Coffee
Ephemeral Pie: Because not all role-playing has to be shallow.
My art: Because not all DA users are talentless emo twits.
"Phant, quit abusing the He-Wench before he turns you into a caged bitch at a Ren Fair and lets the tourists toss half munched turkey legs at your backside." -Mr. Coffee
Is that anime chick one from anything you know?
Also, the "Experience" motivator is indeed
Also, the "Experience" motivator is indeed
I can never love you because I'm just thirty squirrels in a mansuit."
"Ah, good ol' Popeye. Punching ghosts until they explode."[/b]-Internet Webguy
"It was cut because an Army Ordnance panel determined that a weapon that kills an enemy soldier 10 times before he hits the ground was a waste of resources, so they scaled it back to only kill him 3 times."-Anon, on the cancellation of the Army's multi-kill vehicle.
"Ah, good ol' Popeye. Punching ghosts until they explode."[/b]-Internet Webguy
"It was cut because an Army Ordnance panel determined that a weapon that kills an enemy soldier 10 times before he hits the ground was a waste of resources, so they scaled it back to only kill him 3 times."-Anon, on the cancellation of the Army's multi-kill vehicle.
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Oni Koneko Damien
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I don't know the source, I just know that it matches up disturbingly well with several personal experiences.Pulp Hero wrote:Is that anime chick one from anything you know?
Gaian Paradigm: Because not all fantasy has to be childish crap.
Ephemeral Pie: Because not all role-playing has to be shallow.
My art: Because not all DA users are talentless emo twits.
"Phant, quit abusing the He-Wench before he turns you into a caged bitch at a Ren Fair and lets the tourists toss half munched turkey legs at your backside." -Mr. Coffee
Ephemeral Pie: Because not all role-playing has to be shallow.
My art: Because not all DA users are talentless emo twits.
"Phant, quit abusing the He-Wench before he turns you into a caged bitch at a Ren Fair and lets the tourists toss half munched turkey legs at your backside." -Mr. Coffee
Oni Koneko Damien wrote:<inevitability>
That is amazing. The Harpoon one is good, too.A Government founded upon justice, and recognizing the equal rights of all men; claiming higher authority for existence, or sanction for its laws, that nature, reason, and the regularly ascertained will of the people; steadily refusing to put its sword and purse in the service of any religious creed or family is a standing offense to most of the Governments of the world, and to some narrow and bigoted people among ourselves.
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Wyrm
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Re: LifeTouch
My god, what the fuck is that?!
My god, what the fuck is that?!
Darth Wong on Strollers vs. Assholes: "There were days when I wished that my stroller had weapons on it."
wilfulton on Bible genetics: "If two screaming lunatics copulate in front of another screaming lunatic, the result will be yet another screaming lunatic.
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SirNitram: "The nation of France is a theory, not a fact. It should therefore be approached with an open mind, and critically debated and considered."
Cornivore! | BAN-WATCH CANE: XVII | WWJDFAKB? - What Would Jesus Do... For a Klondike Bar? | Evil Bayesian Conspiracy
wilfulton on Bible genetics: "If two screaming lunatics copulate in front of another screaming lunatic, the result will be yet another screaming lunatic.
"SirNitram: "The nation of France is a theory, not a fact. It should therefore be approached with an open mind, and critically debated and considered."
Cornivore! | BAN-WATCH CANE: XVII | WWJDFAKB? - What Would Jesus Do... For a Klondike Bar? | Evil Bayesian Conspiracy
As for the Lifetouch one, that's the company name, not a process used on that image (I used to work for them). It's also sad that I recognized two things about that image:
Preview Comment: Oh my, I've just spent 3 minutes typing a reply to a motivational poster.......
Comment 2: If you wanted to make it really funny, change it to "They can't fix everything"
- The Background is off - the right side is higher than the left - I can tell because that was the same "Watercolors" drop that I used all the time
- The Camera is either to high or out of place because you can see the black floor mat (which looks to be in great condition
Preview Comment: Oh my, I've just spent 3 minutes typing a reply to a motivational poster.......
Comment 2: If you wanted to make it really funny, change it to "They can't fix everything"
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Dark Flame
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The Harpoon one was great! I also liked the Moonwalk one, but it was posted earlier in the thread.
Does anybody know the name of the game from Inevitability? I know I've played it...
Does anybody know the name of the game from Inevitability? I know I've played it...
"Have you ever been fucked in the ass? because if you have you will understand why we have that philosophy"
- Alyrium Denryle, on HAB's policy of "Too much is almost enough"
"The jacketed ones are, but we're talking carefully-placed shits here. "-out of context, by Stuart
- Alyrium Denryle, on HAB's policy of "Too much is almost enough"
"The jacketed ones are, but we're talking carefully-placed shits here. "-out of context, by Stuart
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darthbob88
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Skifree. I forget just how old it is, but I got hooked on computing around the same time, so it's old. Wikipedia.Dark Flame wrote:The Harpoon one was great! I also liked the Moonwalk one, but it was posted earlier in the thread.
Does anybody know the name of the game from Inevitability? I know I've played it...
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Any views expressed herein are my own unless otherwise noted, and very likely wrong.
I shave with Occam's Razor.
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White Haven
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Had it on my monochrome-display 386 laptop, I know that much.
I hate that damned yeti so much...
I hate that damned yeti so much...
Out of Context Theatre, this week starring Darth Nostril.
-'If you really want to fuck with these idiots tell them that there is a vaccine for chemtrails.'
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Dark Flame
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I know! As soon as you start doing good, the bastard pops up..White Haven wrote:Had it on my monochrome-display 386 laptop, I know that much.
I hate that damned yeti so much...
"Have you ever been fucked in the ass? because if you have you will understand why we have that philosophy"
- Alyrium Denryle, on HAB's policy of "Too much is almost enough"
"The jacketed ones are, but we're talking carefully-placed shits here. "-out of context, by Stuart
- Alyrium Denryle, on HAB's policy of "Too much is almost enough"
"The jacketed ones are, but we're talking carefully-placed shits here. "-out of context, by Stuart
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Oni Koneko Damien
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Skifree. It came out before Windows did.
Gaian Paradigm: Because not all fantasy has to be childish crap.
Ephemeral Pie: Because not all role-playing has to be shallow.
My art: Because not all DA users are talentless emo twits.
"Phant, quit abusing the He-Wench before he turns you into a caged bitch at a Ren Fair and lets the tourists toss half munched turkey legs at your backside." -Mr. Coffee
Ephemeral Pie: Because not all role-playing has to be shallow.
My art: Because not all DA users are talentless emo twits.
"Phant, quit abusing the He-Wench before he turns you into a caged bitch at a Ren Fair and lets the tourists toss half munched turkey legs at your backside." -Mr. Coffee
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Crossroads Inc.
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Skifree is one of the most amazing games of all time... and there is no escapping the yeti, he will hunt you dewvoure you, there is NO ESCAPE!darthbob88 wrote:Skifree. I forget just how old it is, but I got hooked on computing around the same time, so it's old. Wikipedia.Dark Flame wrote:The Harpoon one was great! I also liked the Moonwalk one, but it was posted earlier in the thread.
Does anybody know the name of the game from Inevitability? I know I've played it...
Praying is another way of doing nothing helpful
"Congratulations, you get a cookie. You almost got a fundamental English word correct." Pick
"Outlaw star has spaceships that punch eachother" Joviwan
Read "Tales From The Crossroads"!
Read "One Wrong Turn"!
"Congratulations, you get a cookie. You almost got a fundamental English word correct." Pick
"Outlaw star has spaceships that punch eachother" Joviwan
Read "Tales From The Crossroads"!
Read "One Wrong Turn"!
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Oni Koneko Damien
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Oh, and after a little checking on fanfiction.net, I found out that Doom: Repercussions of Evil actually exists. The reviews are priceless.
Gaian Paradigm: Because not all fantasy has to be childish crap.
Ephemeral Pie: Because not all role-playing has to be shallow.
My art: Because not all DA users are talentless emo twits.
"Phant, quit abusing the He-Wench before he turns you into a caged bitch at a Ren Fair and lets the tourists toss half munched turkey legs at your backside." -Mr. Coffee
Ephemeral Pie: Because not all role-playing has to be shallow.
My art: Because not all DA users are talentless emo twits.
"Phant, quit abusing the He-Wench before he turns you into a caged bitch at a Ren Fair and lets the tourists toss half munched turkey legs at your backside." -Mr. Coffee