God Caught Selling Cocaine

GrandMasterTerwynn · Post by **GrandMasterTerwynn** » 2008-06-23 04:06pm

TAMPA, FL -- Whether his name is a blessing or curse the man named God Lucky Howard was arrested by undercover detectives for selling cocaine in his neighborhood.

If the delivery of cocaine charge isn't enough Howard is charged with the delivery of cocaine near a church, a school and public housing near North Avon Avenue in Tampa.

After obtaining a warrant Police searched Howard's home and found an additional 22 grams of cocaine and a scale.

The investigation began toward the end of April and led to Howard's arrest Saturday.

Howard remains in jail on $86,500 bond.

This was far too amusing not to post.

Schuyler Colfax · Post by **Schuyler Colfax** » 2008-06-23 04:20pm

6 more years and then I'm free.

Crossroads Inc. · Post by **Crossroads Inc.** » 2008-06-23 04:24pm

LOL! God lord Colfax, which ep was that from?

Schuyler Colfax · Post by **Schuyler Colfax** » 2008-06-23 04:30pm

Crossroads Inc. wrote:LOL! God lord Colfax, which ep was that from?

I'm sure its edited.

I remember KlavoHunter posted it in another "Stupid stories that come out of Florida" thread.

GrandMasterTerwynn · Post by **GrandMasterTerwynn** » 2008-06-23 04:32pm

Five minutes of Googling turns up the name Rebel Rabbit. That snippet has become a bit of an Internet meme. I've seen it posted by others here at least once or twice before.

tim31 · Post by **tim31** » 2008-06-23 05:02pm

I read the synopsis and laughed, and then stopped. Rabbits have really fucked up this country.

KlavoHunter · Post by **KlavoHunter** » 2008-06-23 05:17pm

Admittedly, that .gif is probably inappropriate for this one - it's just some guy with a funny name selling drugs.

Schuyler Colfax · Post by **Schuyler Colfax** » 2008-06-23 05:21pm

KlavoHunter wrote:Admittedly, that .gif is probably inappropriate for this one - it's just some guy with a funny name selling drugs.

It happened in Florida.

chitoryu12 · Post by **chitoryu12** » 2008-06-23 06:01pm

Schuyler Colfax wrote:
KlavoHunter wrote:Admittedly, that .gif is probably inappropriate for this one - it's just some guy with a funny name selling drugs.
It happened in Florida.

But it's not stupid. You can only use the "Only in Florida *sigh*" thing when it shows how fucking retarded the general population is. A man with an ironic name selling drugs isn't really that weird or stupid. Hell, the only thing slightly stupid is his name, but even in Florida most of us aren't so religious/egotistical as to name our son "God."

Patrick Degan · Post by **Patrick Degan** » 2008-06-23 07:14pm

And the Lord did snort of the fine white powdery substance made from the cocoa plant of His divine creation, and He found it Good. And He found it so Good that he commandeth that it be made available to His people.

Medellin 2:9-21

18-Till-I-Die · Post by **18-Till-I-Die** » 2008-06-23 07:32pm

Loltastic.

God Lucky Howard. Awesome. I'm gonna' name my firstborn Jesus Ezekiel Jesus.

Joke blatantly stolen from ATHF.

KlavoHunter · Post by **KlavoHunter** » 2008-06-24 12:28am

chitoryu12 wrote:
Schuyler Colfax wrote:
KlavoHunter wrote:Admittedly, that .gif is probably inappropriate for this one - it's just some guy with a funny name selling drugs.
It happened in Florida.
But it's not stupid. You can only use the "Only in Florida *sigh*" thing when it shows how fucking retarded the general population is. A man with an ironic name selling drugs isn't really that weird or stupid. Hell, the only thing slightly stupid is his name, but even in Florida most of us aren't so religious/egotistical as to name our son "God."

That summarizes why I think the "Floriduh" .gif is inappropriate here, far better than I could have phrased it myself.

Raw Shark · Post by **Raw Shark** » 2008-06-24 06:27am

KlavoHunter wrote:
chitoryu12 wrote:
Schuyler Colfax wrote: It happened in Florida.
But it's not stupid. You can only use the "Only in Florida *sigh*" thing when it shows how fucking retarded the general population is. A man with an ironic name selling drugs isn't really that weird or stupid. Hell, the only thing slightly stupid is his name, but even in Florida most of us aren't so religious/egotistical as to name our son "God."
That summarizes why I think the "Floriduh" .gif is inappropriate here, far better than I could have phrased it myself.

Now we just need a .gif with that little chipmunk that says CHITOWNED!