What do you want as your epitaph?

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-01-25 10:52pm

Sonnenburg wrote:
LT.Hit-Man wrote:Mine would be.
" I'm getting too old for this fucking shit! "
LT.Hit-Man
What do you mean "would be?" Is even Death afraid of you?

Hehehe lets just say me and Death have an understanding and I mean that
and to rest of you cartoon charcters knock it off with the joke this is a
* grave * topic we're talking about here

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2003-01-26 01:51am

My epitate????

"Fuck em if they can't take a joke!"

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2003-01-26 03:52am

Wicked Pilot wrote:"He was not gay goddamnit!"

Uh? Do I even want to know? (Or is there something you have not told us?)

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2003-01-26 04:18am

A few I can think of for mine.

"Damn, I knew that was hot..." (electrocution)
"...And I fade unto the night..."
"Now I embark on the final journey, into the last unknown."
"See ya flipside."
"As one phase of my life ends, the next begins."
"'Tis a shame I'll never know what the future holds."
"Won the battles, but lost the war."

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-01-26 09:54am

I'd prefer:

Here lies most of Stauf;
excepting his brain and seed alone -
one offered up to benefit science,
the other to benefit mankind.
and few can guess as to which went where.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-01-26 10:58am

Here lies the Innerbrat, and she's BLOODY ANNOYED!

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-27 10:04pm

"Now you all know, the bards and thier songs
With tales of a brave man who lived far from here
Now the bards songs are over, and its time to leave
No one should ask for the name of the one who tells the story..."

Blind Guardian - The Bards Song (In the Forest)

"Just as soon as I belong
Its time I disappear..."

Metallica - I Dissapear

Both excellent in my opinion.....

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2003-01-27 10:22pm

Life was a bitch, and then I died.
Then they threw dirt on my face.
Then the worms started eating me.
I'm pretty happy it happened in that order.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-01-27 10:34pm

Screw Epitaphs, I want a Viking Funeral. Big ass funeral-pyre ship. That's the way to go.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-01-27 11:22pm

Screw the pyre ship, how bout a pyramid?

XPViking · Post by **XPViking** » 2003-01-28 12:09am

Dammit Stormbringer! That's what I want! I told that to my Dad once and he thought I was nuts. Seriously, I'm thinking of getting cremated and having my ashes scattered in my hometown and in Korea.

XPViking

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-01-28 12:58am

I don't know about the epitaph, but I was the dates to read

1983 - Present.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-28 01:00am

"Occupied"

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2003-01-28 01:10am

"Everyone thought he was a paranoid even though he was always right."

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-28 01:12am

Keevan_Colton wrote:"Occupied"

Or now I think more....

"Vacant"

or

"To Let"

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-01-28 10:54am

Here lies Iggy

He took them all down with him.

or maybe:

"Be you anything from King to the local street sweeper,
sooner or later,
you'll dance with the Reaper."

Coaan · Post by **Coaan** » 2003-01-28 11:01am

"Ooops"

"So -that's- what that lever did..."

DocHorror · Post by **DocHorror** » 2003-01-28 11:09am

My epitaph would have to be...

'There goes one of Gods own prototypes, a high power mutant of some kind never even intended for mass production. Too weird too live to rare to die..'

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-01-28 03:54pm

Enlightenment wrote:"Everyone thought he was a paranoid even though he was always right."

It turns out, they were out to get her!

Dooku's Disciple · Post by **Dooku's Disciple** » 2003-01-28 07:51pm

I'm thinking either

"Here lies Stephen J Lord, and he's bloody annoyed."

Or from the songbook of the mighty Iron Maiden:

"I'm coming back, I will return. I now possess your body and I'll make you burn!"

Hey Keevan, I'm pleasantly surprised to learn that someone else around here likes (or has even heard of) Blind Guardian. What do you think of Iced Earth or Demons and Wizards? Go and register at www.ultimatemetal.com/forum and you'll find yourself amongst friends

.

DD

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-01-28 08:04pm

MAHOK! MAHOK!

SylasGaunt · Post by **SylasGaunt** » 2003-01-28 08:41pm

"Go home and throw a party for me."

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-28 08:50pm

Dooku's Disciple wrote:I'm thinking either

"Here lies Stephen J Lord, and he's bloody annoyed."

Or from the songbook of the mighty Iron Maiden:

"I'm coming back, I will return. I now possess your body and I'll make you burn!"

Hey Keevan, I'm pleasantly surprised to learn that someone else around here likes (or has even heard of) Blind Guardian. What do you think of Iced Earth or Demons and Wizards? Go and register at www.ultimatemetal.com/forum and you'll find yourself amongst friends .

DD

*chuckles*
So, what do I think of Iced Earth or what do I think of Iced Earth & Blind Guardian (I know thats not 100% right but near enough.)

I've got pretty much everything by BG, a ton of IE and the DW CD.

Dooku's Disciple · Post by **Dooku's Disciple** » 2003-01-28 09:06pm

IE have just signed to SPV Records and are working on a new album (The Glorious Burden) to be released later this year. There's a new D & W disc on the way too.

Add these to the new Maiden album (being recorded now), the new Ozzy best-of and the Queensryche remasters and I'm in for an expensive year

Just out of curiosity, how many other old-school metalheads do we have on this here forum?

DD

BlkbrryTheGreat · Post by **BlkbrryTheGreat** » 2003-01-29 12:19am

"You can have this spot when you pry it out of my cold, dead, hands............ hey wait a minute!"