Note to Self: Shooting Your Cum Into Your Eye Is Not Fun!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-26 09:07am

Ok, I was masturbating a few minutes ago to my quite sizable stash of gay porn, when I started feeling like I was about to come. I kinda leaned forward, and then I looked down just as the first white-hot bolt of man-cream furiously blasted out of my dick, hitting my face square in the EYE!!! It was a really nice amount of cum too, but my mind was thinking about other things, namely, how to get the cum out of my eye socket without it causing too much of a ruckus. One warm wet washcloth away, and it still managed to seep into my eye, where it's currently making it burn! The best part: My eye is now BRIGHT RED!!!! Oh Fucking JOY! Now everyone in the house'll know I shot my eye out with my BFG! Now I feel like this:

Has this ever happened to anyone else here?

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-01-26 09:20am

OK, Einy...

This, is the line:

__________________________________________________________________

X

That is you right about now.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-26 09:24am

weemadando wrote:OK, Einy...

This, is the line:

__________________________________________________________________

X

That is you right about now.

ROFL! Hey at least YOUR eye isn't doing a damn good impression of Sauron!

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-01-26 09:48am

why the hell were you looking towards your Japs Eye? Personaly i have somewhere to aim it if i'm spanking my plank.

Darth Balls · Post by **Darth Balls** » 2003-01-26 09:58am

holy shit dude, this beats the time a bird crapped in my eye

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-26 10:04am

Darth Pounder wrote:why the hell were you looking towards your Japs Eye? Personaly i have somewhere to aim it if i'm spanking my plank.

Total Accident....

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-26 10:05am

Darth Balls wrote:holy shit dude, this beats the time a bird crapped in my eye

ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!!!!

Ouch....

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-01-26 10:06am

are u sure you weren't trying to suck yourself? I've been there and shot into my nose.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-01-26 10:09am

This thread reminds me of a picture I see often at SPF.

This chick's holding her eye open while a guy jizzes on it. You can see her iris through it.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-26 10:12am

Darth Pounder wrote:are u sure you weren't trying to suck yourself? I've been there and shot into my nose.

No I wasnt...

XaLEv wrote:This thread reminds me of a picture I see often at SPF.

This chick's holding her eye open while a guy jizzes on it. You can see her iris through it.

OUCH!!!!!!!

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-01-26 10:16am

There should be a warning like they have when you buy a weapon Aim away from the face.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-26 10:19am

Montcalm wrote:There should be a warning like they have when you buy a weapon Aim away from the face.

Unfortunately Goddess has a twisted sense of humor. She "neglected" to put the warning sticker on men's penises, leaving us to find out the hard (or is it sticky?) way!

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-01-26 10:20am

Of course, semen doesn't get along well with open wounds, either...

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-01-26 10:27am

Then why you leaned foward? Just wanted to jizz on your face(

)?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-26 10:34am

XaLEv wrote:Of course, semen doesn't get along well with open wounds, either...

How you found this out I do NOT wanna know!!!!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-26 10:35am

ArmorPierce wrote:Then why you leaned foward? Just wanted to jizz on your face( )?

I always look at it when I cum. No idea why I leaned forward...

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-01-26 10:54am

First of all Einy, you are in no position to tell people what you do and do not want to know about their relations with semen.

Second of all, having shown this thread to my flatmate, she understands your pain today!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-26 10:57am

innerbrat wrote:First of all Einy, you are in no position to tell people what you do and do not want to know about their relations with semen.

Second of all, having shown this thread to my flatmate, she understands your pain today!

ROTFLMAO!!!! and Thank you, respectively. Tell her I said Hi!

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-01-26 11:00am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: How you found this out I do NOT wanna know!!!!

It's innocent enough, actually. I get a cut on my hand, I fap, I jizz, it burns.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-26 11:02am

XaLEv wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: How you found this out I do NOT wanna know!!!!

It's innocent enough, actually. I get a cut on my hand, I fap, I jizz, it burns.

Oh okay, some damn reason I was hoping against hope it wasn't anything along the lines of a certain RayCav.
Glad to know it wasn't!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-26 11:25am

TOO MUCH INFORMATION!

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-01-26 12:09pm

I'll just add this little tidbit to the "things I could have gone my whole life without knowing" list.

This isn't even a good useless fact I can tell to other people. "Hey, did you know if you blow your load in your eye, it burns?" "And just HOW do YOU know that?" <panic>"No no no, *I* didn't do it. It was some guy on the internet! I swear! He's gay and he's from New Orleans! I didn't jizz in my own eye!" <mockery and laughter from the crowd>

Crazy_Vasey · Post by **Crazy_Vasey** » 2003-01-26 12:17pm

Too. Much. Info.

Helluva shot though.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-26 12:19pm

*wrestles desperately with himself not to come out with all the..."blow your own fucking head off" style puns that the picture evokes.....*

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-01-26 01:27pm

better you eye, than your mouth! i dont know if that counts for homos though.