What would you give Hillary in return for her support?

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The Vice-Presidency
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4%
Secretary of State
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9%
Supreme Court opening
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10%
Other (Post your idea)
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6%
Zilch, nadda, bupkis, etc (Otherwise known as "Party Loyalty")
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25%
The chance to possibly, but not definitely, kiss Mr. Obama's ass.
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32%
Straha's castrated testicles and/or penis. Depending on how co-operative she is.
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14%
 
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:Somewhere where she can be rushed to her car under sniper fire. She has prior experience; it'd be a doddle.
Fantastic idea!
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Re: What would you give Hillary in return for her support?

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Stuart wrote:Give her the Vice-Presidency. That makes it certain McCain will win.
...so we can have four more years of Bush-esque government, and push things so bad that the system finally snaps and revolution is had?

Hmmm.... there is a logic to that, of sorts...
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A shot in the mouth.

And by 'shot', I do not mean punch.
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You shouldn't say such threatening things, mang. You don't want SS men to go to your house and ask you... questions.

Like spit, or swallow?

On that note, I am really amused at Hillery Clinton, Space Ambassador. I think it's a novel concept! CLINTON CONTACT! Jodie Foster can play that role, too.
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:On that note, I am really amused at Hillery Clinton, Space Ambassador. I think it's a novel concept! CLINTON CONTACT! Jodie Foster can play that role, too.
You want the aliens to declare war on is? :shock:
Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."


In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!

If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
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In truth, I see a "Hillary Clinton, Space Ambassador" as ending up like this:

"BILL!? WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTON, have you been drinking again..!?"

"What..? Number... number five hundred!? Oh, nooo...!!!"

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Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."


In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!

If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
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Coyote wrote:You want the aliens to declare war on is? :shock:
No, it's much worse than that. After the Traveling Herd drops the Foot on us, she'll gladly accept the position Advisor to the Herdmaster of Winterhome for her own political ambition and effectively become Vice-President of the planet! The first thing she'll do is force Obama on his back and put a heel on his chest, then go "I'm the President now!" :shock:
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Re: What would you give Hillary in return for her support?

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Coyote wrote: So we can have four more years of Bush-esque government, and push things so bad that the system finally snaps and revolution is had?
No, so we can have four more years of relatively sane Republican government which will give the Democrats a chance to get their act together and get their party back under reasonable control with the ultimate aim of finding a candidate who is not either a power-crazed harpy or a Chicago/Massachussetts machine jackass.
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Re: What would you give Hillary in return for her support?

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Stuart wrote:
No, so we can have four more years of relatively sane Republican government which will give the Democrats a chance to get their act together and get their party back under reasonable control with the ultimate aim of finding a candidate who is not either a power-crazed harpy or a Chicago/Massachussetts machine jackass.
Says the man convinced the war with Iran is not coming under a McCain administration despite the identical talking points, posturing and speaking stalest to the run up to the war with Iraq.

McCain has already demonstrated three things. One he does understand the area, two he is easily confused, three he's willing to hire Bush-ites. For fuck sake he's on the record as saying he would consider both Cheney and Paul fucking Wolfowitz for positions in his administration.

The only thing lacking is deployment orders and harsh military realitites that a ground invasion is impossible, but nothing says we can't bomb the fuck out of Iran. We have admissions that this "war on terror" was a three part act, One was necessary(Afghanstain), two was unneeded and foolish(Iraq) and the third act is downright Insane(Iran).

But step back and view things from their prospective if Bush had managed to pacificy Iraq and Iran our domination over the Middle East would have been guaranteed for a very long time and with control over a good 20% of the world's Oil production, strategically we would have been in a great position. Despite their utter failure in Iraq and the fact we may soon face a stronger and more productive Taliban in Afghanistan I can say McCain just might be crazy enough to go for it.

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Stuart wrote: No, so we can have four more years of relatively sane Republican government which will give the Democrats a chance to get their act together and get their party back under reasonable control with the ultimate aim of finding a candidate who is not either a power-crazed harpy or a Chicago/Massachussetts machine jackass.
Someone who created a tax loophole to open up massive opportunities for sheltering income while saying he doesn't understand economics very well and decries Iran as the new USSR is "relatively sane"? Really.
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Seriously, though...if you want to make her an ambassador, don't suggest anyone important. For crying out loud, she forgot the Medvedev's name when he was a shoe-in for Russian presidency, and brushed off her ignorance with "whatever." :)
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