Note to Self: Shooting Your Cum Into Your Eye Is Not Fun!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-26 01:32pm

salm wrote:better you eye, than your mouth! i dont know if that counts for homos though.

I'd rather it my mouth, in fact. It tastes good!!!

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2003-01-26 03:03pm

We warned you you'd go blind some day.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-01-26 03:44pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
salm wrote:better you eye, than your mouth! i dont know if that counts for homos though.
I'd rather it my mouth, in fact. It tastes good!!!

If you want it in your mouth, I'd reccomend ejaculating into a cup, and then drinking it, not that I've ever tried it myself.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-01-26 05:39pm

Just in case I was ever confused about my sexuality, or doubted I was fully heterosexual, along comes threads like these to cure me of those thoughts. If this is what floats your boat, then more power to you, but....yeech.

Sonnenburg · Post by **Sonnenburg** » 2003-01-27 12:30am

"And remember kids: when jerking off, always make sure to have proper eye protection."

Alferd Packer · Post by **Alferd Packer** » 2003-01-27 12:50am

IIRC, cum is a good medium for stimulating a latent pink eye infection. A friend of mine had that dubious honor of suffering that after a similar encounter with her boyfriend's wang.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-01-27 01:01am

I think TMI pretty much sums up this thread. Einy, next time, wear protection when you have sex with yourself.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-27 07:31am

The Dark wrote:I think TMI pretty much sums up this thread. Einy, next time, wear protection when you have sex with yourself.

ROTFLMAO!!!!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-29 03:23pm

Thanks for the tips. I did it twice in a row today (ahh the joy of Cannabis and Kazaa-procured porn!) and I didn't get it in my eye this time. The orgasms were absolutely stunning tho. Lata and Happy Fapping!

DocHorror · Post by **DocHorror** » 2003-01-29 03:43pm

Next time be prepared!