Former TV presenter David Icke has told Sky News Online he is standing in next month's Haltemprice and Howden by-election to raise awareness of the "global elite" trying to take over the world.
He says he wants to warn the public about the shadowy group intent on forming a global army and creating a worldwide DNA database.
The former footballer has received £5,000 in donations to help him stand under the title "Big Brother - The Big Picture" in the by-election on July 10.
The seat became empty after David Davis' surprise decision to resign as an MP in protest at the Government's anti-terror laws.
Mr Icke praised the senior Conservative's decision to force a by-election over the 42-day detention laws.
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But he said Gordon Brown's "Orwellian" government was only a cog in a bigger wheel, and that the same erosion of civil liberties was taking place around the world - all in the name of terror.
He told Sky News Online: "I am not standing to win, I am standing to make a point. What David Davis has done is great.
"But it's not just happening with the Labour party, it's happening everywhere.
"The fact the Big Brother society is coming is blatantly ... obvious and I want a debate about that."
Mr Icke became a figure of ridicule when he announced on the Wogan show that he was a channel for the Christ spirit.
For the past two decades, he has been campaigning against the powers he claims are behind global politics.
He claims a "network of interbreeding families" - that includes the Bush family - are trying to form a world government.
He says the New York terror attacks were the work of this Illuminati, and were used as a moral platform to invade Iraq.
Mr Icke said he was using the by-election as his own platform to publicise his warning - and hopes he gets no votes.
He added: "My worst nightmare would be to end up in Parliament - it's so inconsequential because bureaucrats in Europe now make all the decisions."
Mr Icke will face 25 other candidates including Mr Davis, the Official Monster Raving Loony Party candidate Mad Cow-Girl, and Miss Great Britain Gemma Garrett.
Among the other parties on the ballot paper is the Church of Militant Elvis Party and a representative of Make Politicians History.
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Ohma wrote:When did the Illuminati lose control of the world anyway?
When Bob Paige, Zombie-Emperor Hirohito, and Serpentor formed Majestic-12 of course.
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-Agent Kay
Uh...the global elite controls the world by definition.
You know, I'm reading a whacked-out Polish conspiracy webforum from time to time, and there's one thing which always amuses me in this kind of people:
They think they can fight a global elite which holds all the money and power by discussing the matter on webforums, posting YouTube pictures and appearing in the media they say the Elite already controls.
So...why do they think they can win at all?
JULY 20TH 1969 - The day the entire world was looking up
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small. - NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11
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"Your appointment to FEMA should be completed within the week, I've already discussed the matter with the Senator."
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PeZook wrote:I'm reading a whacked-out Polish conspiracy webforum from time to time, and there's one thing which always amuses me in this kind of people:
They think they can fight a global elite which holds all the money and power by discussing the matter on webforums, posting YouTube pictures and appearing in the media they say the Elite already controls.
So...why do they think they can win at all?
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PeZook wrote:Uh...the global elite controls the world by definition.
Naturally. The problem with these whackjobs is that they think the globe is controlled by a conspiracy, rather than simply by the machinations of economic inequality. Rich people naturally rise to the top; they don't conspire to make it that way.
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A globe controlling elite? excellent havent had one of them in a while, and after watching Prince Caspian I am in the mood to do right by the opressed. I shall take up my sword, sally forth and smite these evil doers..right after dinner, a glass of wine and a nap.
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Oni Koneko Damien wrote:"Your appointment to FEMA should be completed within the week, I've already discussed the matter with the Senator."
Man, I WISH Walton Simons was in charge of FEMA. There was a guy who got things done.
"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know...tomorrow."
-Agent Kay
NeoGoomba wrote:
Man, I WISH Walton Simons was in charge of FEMA. There was a guy who got things done.
Uhh...you conveniently forgot this part about intentionally spreading a deadly nanovirus throughout the US so that he could take control of the government. And shooting prisoners. Then there's torture and genetic experiments on live humans...
JULY 20TH 1969 - The day the entire world was looking up
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small. - NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11
Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.
MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
NeoGoomba wrote:
Man, I WISH Walton Simons was in charge of FEMA. There was a guy who got things done.
Uhh...you conveniently forgot this part about intentionally spreading a deadly nanovirus throughout the US so that he could take control of the government. And shooting prisoners. Then there's torture and genetic experiments on live humans...
But apart from that he got shit done, you gotta admit.
Lord Pounder wrote:
But apart from that he got shit done, you gotta admit.
That was the only shit he was even trying to do
JULY 20TH 1969 - The day the entire world was looking up
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small. - NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11
Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.
MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
NeoGoomba wrote:
Uhh...you conveniently forgot this part about intentionally spreading a deadly nanovirus throughout the US so that he could take control of the government. And shooting prisoners. Then there's torture and genetic experiments on live humans...
Hey, I never said he accomplished GOOD things, but the man got results
And besides, he never tortured or experimented on people, just filthy clones, and as Thomas Aqui-er, Bob Paige said, dirty, unholy clones have no souls or rights!
"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know...tomorrow."
-Agent Kay
NeoGoomba wrote:
Hey, I never said he accomplished GOOD things, but the man got results
Hmm...well, actually, he got killed by one of his creations because of personal hubris, so it looks like he was actually a loser
I mean...he could have simply destroyed Denton's sub and left him on that station to die, but nooo...he had to personally go and get him!
NeoGoomba wrote:And besides, he never tortured or experimented on people, just filthy clones, and as Thomas Aqui-er, Bob Paige said, dirty, unholy clones have no souls or rights!
He personally tortured NSF prisoners (you can read about it in Jamie's complaint to UNATCO's director if you hack his computer), and ordered experiments on the homeless in that sewer MJ12 base in NYC. Then there were people who were fed to all these animals the MJ12 designed, and of course Gray Death victims.
JULY 20TH 1969 - The day the entire world was looking up
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small. - NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11
Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.
MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
Jesus fucking Christ, is your sarcasm detector broken, or do you feel the need to dissect every sarcastic, off the cuff statement in a non-serious thread to prove some kind of idiotic point?
"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know...tomorrow."
-Agent Kay
NeoGoomba wrote:Jesus fucking Christ, is your sarcasm detector broken, or do you feel the need to dissect every sarcastic, off the cuff statement in a non-serious thread to prove some kind of idiotic point?
Hmm...well, I'm sick and bored out of my mind, so I guess the second one.
Besides, you were wrong
JULY 20TH 1969 - The day the entire world was looking up
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small. - NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11
Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.
MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
PeZook wrote:
Uhh...you conveniently forgot this part about intentionally spreading a deadly nanovirus throughout the US so that he could take control of the government. And shooting prisoners. Then there's torture and genetic experiments on live humans...
Yeah, but he actually had the wherewithal to do that shit, the current FEMA couldn't organise a pissup in a brewery.
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