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Lonestar wrote:Am I using my position as the "lead" in training the West Neverhood National Police to fill my own coffers?


Preposterous!
There are Dark Liquid PMC forces, under the command of Rock Ironbeef, training West Neverhoodies an' stuff.
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Shroom, I think you misunderstood my previous post. I'm not inviting people to a conference regarding Zablania in my country-PFL Iler has flown over to Astoria to meet with the other leaders currently there in person.
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:
There are Dark Liquid PMC forces, under the command of Rock Ironbeef, training West Neverhoodies an' stuff.
I called the training well before that, skippy.
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Oh yeah, I almost forgot. I have the final batch of 12 F/A-18s for sale to whoever wants them. Q-supplied so prices will be favorable!
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RogueIce wrote:Oh yeah, I almost forgot. I have the final batch of 12 F/A-18s for sale to whoever wants them. Q-supplied so prices will be favorable!
What type are they? I'm looking to convert a number of them to the EA-18G type (which I presume is possible, with considerable modification).
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Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:
RogueIce wrote:Oh yeah, I almost forgot. I have the final batch of 12 F/A-18s for sale to whoever wants them. Q-supplied so prices will be favorable!
What type are they? I'm looking to convert a number of them to the EA-18G type (which I presume is possible, with considerable modification).
Single-seater -18Es I'm afraid. I don't know if they can be converted or not.

I do believe Tian Xia is replacing their stock of EA-18Gs though. So you might be able to get some from him, either through an intra-MESS transfer (like how I've offloaded five of my frigates thus far) or at a good price from him, since they're coming from the government.
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Lonestar wrote:
Shroom Man 777 wrote:
There are Dark Liquid PMC forces, under the command of Rock Ironbeef, training West Neverhoodies an' stuff.
I called the training well before that, skippy.
Neverhood's a big place, Loiny :wink: :P
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RogueIce wrote:
DarthShady wrote:Coilburg get your ass out of Zablania, NOW. I remember a time when I wanted to occupy Zablania and everybody said NO. Lonestar even threatened to take my soldiers into custody.

I'm serious, I will not allow you to take it.
There Shady, I brought it up. Happy? :)
Yes. :D
I don't wish to occupy all of Zablania, just a portion of it that's close to Eden. I don't see what the big deal is over gaining control of part of an abandoned island.
Zablania is under FUN administration, what you did could be considered an act of war.
No problem at all

once The Zepplins, Top Gun and Technocracy have established air superiority, the bombing campaign commences, and then the Black Hand, Shroombo, Snake, Kane, Solid Snail, The Rooster, and everone else does their behind enemy lines stuff, the regular troops will show up, and we will have new elections in Coilerburg, with less espionage, and piracy in the future.
That's politics people. :lol:

So is Bear going to host a proper conference, after you guys finish up in PeZookia?
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Sure.

Um, no one's RLY thinking about engaging in military action against Coiler.
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:Sure.

Um, no one's RLY thinking about engaging in military action against Coiler.
Not even worth the effort. It will be such an "unfunny" stomp fest.
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Thank goodness Zapp Brannigan isn't in the Mushroom Military :lol:
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JOHN MATRIX DEATH COUNT:643

SHROOMBO EAT YOUR HART OUT

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Shroom Man 777 wrote:]

Neverhood's a big place, Loiny :wink: :P
Doesn't matter, I am training the National Police


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Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:
RogueIce wrote:Oh yeah, I almost forgot. I have the final batch of 12 F/A-18s for sale to whoever wants them. Q-supplied so prices will be favorable!
What type are they? I'm looking to convert a number of them to the EA-18G type (which I presume is possible, with considerable modification).
I'm going to be selling my EA-18Gs soon, simply because they won't be able to adequately perform the escort jamming role, since the F-14s will be going so much faster than the F-18s. I'll be buying some new build F-14s and partnering with the IRT to have them converted to EF-14Gs.

It'd be possible to convert a F-18F to EA-18G, but not an E. I'm selling all twelve of my EA-18Gs. If you want them, you can get them as they're replaced by EF-14Gs.
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Wikipedia states unit costs of US$55 million for the baseline F/A-18E/F Super Hornet and US$66 million for the EA-18G Growler. As much as I'd like the electronic warfare capability, there's always the issue of cost, as well as logistics; I'm already operating F-16C/Ds, and I just took delivery of twenty HAL Tejas. Ordering and producing spare parts, retraining ground crews to look after yet another fighter type...
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Shinn Langley Soryu wrote:and I just took delivery of twenty HAL Tejas.
Took delivery as in-they arrived? Because I ordered six Tejas' myself, and would want to know if they're ready yet.
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Coiler wrote:
Shinn Langley Soryu wrote:and I just took delivery of twenty HAL Tejas.
Took delivery as in-they arrived? Because I ordered six Tejas' myself, and would want to know if they're ready yet.
You'll have to talk to MariusRoi about the status of your order, and I don't think he'll be back for quite a while. All I know is that deliveries to the Duchy of Langley were completed by October.
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Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:
Shroom Man 777 wrote:Sure.

Um, no one's RLY thinking about engaging in military action against Coiler.
Not even worth the effort. It will be such an "unfunny" stomp fest.
Well we COULD live fire test the new "Scorched Earth" gauss+Rocket assisted artillery, and other toys. besides that, I'm just sticking with Sanctions until he learns how to play well with others.
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Beowulf wrote:I'm going to be selling my EA-18Gs soon, simply because they won't be able to adequately perform the escort jamming role, since the F-14s will be going so much faster than the F-18s. I'll be buying some new build F-14s and partnering with the IRT to have them converted to EF-14Gs.

It'd be possible to convert a F-18F to EA-18G, but not an E. I'm selling all twelve of my EA-18Gs. If you want them, you can get them as they're replaced by EF-14Gs.
So essentially EF-14Gs are similarly configured but faster? That's interesting. How much do these cost?
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Well we COULD live fire test the new "Scorched Earth" gauss+Rocket assisted artillery, and other toys. besides that, I'm just sticking with Sanctions until he learns how to play well with others.
Hah. I wouldn't mind test firing some cruise missiles with Greek Fire warheads. But hey, I don't want to incinerate thousands with it.
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Goddamn it Shep! YOU SUCK! :x

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Seriously, mang. That's such shit. I'm tempted to imagine that Garner's got the Nukistanis doing horse steroids and that you're all full of horse shit :P
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Post by Fingolfin_Noldor »

Ok, in light of Shep's attack, I'm going to say that it took place before it, and I planned a 1 week expedition.

After all, I did make a starter post, but never got around to finish all of it.

So yes, some Dino eggs and specimens were picked up.
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Aren't there still people in Zablania? As in, OUR people? If we DO recognize this action and decide not to ignore it (;)), would any casualties constitute an act of war?
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:Aren't there still people in Zablania? As in, OUR people? If we DO recognize this action and decide not to ignore it (;)), would any casualties constitute an act of war?
Technically yes.

And this is an attack on FUN Soil.
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:Aren't there still people in Zablania? As in, OUR people? If we DO recognize this action and decide not to ignore it (;)), would any casualties constitute an act of war?
What they did was a blatently illegal action. As Fingolfin said, this would constitute an attack on FUN soil. If anyone from the FUN did die well, it could well constitute an act of war.

Either way though it's the UAR firing on FUN terroritory. Once again showing the utter contempt in which they hold the international community.
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Fuck. I hate them! They suck!

Guys, what do we do?
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