Could you pass the US Citizenship test?
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Could you pass the US Citizenship test?
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18/20. I screwed u the number of representatives, and clicked the wrong button for the order of succession.
18/20. I screwed u the number of representatives, and clicked the wrong button for the order of succession.
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16/20. Not bad for a foreigner, although they look like a bunch of trivia questions to me. I don't see what they have to do with being a good citizen.

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19/20 I had no idea what Susan B Anthony did.
Yeah, this is a damn useless test, how about some good question about laws rather than simply history?
Yeah, this is a damn useless test, how about some good question about laws rather than simply history?
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45% - I didnt do American history, heh.
The British one is fairly insane, from what I understand, I doubt I would pass it.
The British one is fairly insane, from what I understand, I doubt I would pass it.
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17/20 and one of those was a stupid booboo on my part. But if that's the official test, it's just fucking Trivial Pursuit instead of anything useful.
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20/20
And to be honest, it was a history lesson mixed with a couple number questions. I don't get how it's a citizenship test, honestly.
Sad that thing notes that if you got above 85%, you were more knowledgeable about history then most Americans...
And to be honest, it was a history lesson mixed with a couple number questions. I don't get how it's a citizenship test, honestly.
Sad that thing notes that if you got above 85%, you were more knowledgeable about history then most Americans...
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20/20
Is this stuff really on the citizenship test? Some of the questions make sense, as ideally, you would want citizens to know how their government works. But others just seem like trivia, better suited for Jeopardy! or the like.
Is this stuff really on the citizenship test? Some of the questions make sense, as ideally, you would want citizens to know how their government works. But others just seem like trivia, better suited for Jeopardy! or the like.
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20/20.
Damn, I knew it was going to be a handwash, but that wa almost insulting.
Damn, I knew it was going to be a handwash, but that wa almost insulting.
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16/20
Should have been 17/20 if I had thought a second longer on where Maine is.
Actually reading about this stuff would have helped naturally.
Should have been 17/20 if I had thought a second longer on where Maine is.
Actually reading about this stuff would have helped naturally.
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From a couple of my co-workers who are working towards getting their US Citizenship I've been told that there is also a oral part to the test. IIRC they ask one question similar to those on the test and then the person must provide a verbal answer in English.
It sounds like this last bit, and especially it being in English, is something that trips a lot of people up and they end up taking the test multiple times. I don't know if they have to pay the whole fee each time because that seems rather cruel considering the application is pretty expensive. I have heard that they sometimes waive this portion for people who are older non-English speakers. I don't know if it's an official waiver or whether the people administering the tests let some people pass because they feel sorry for them. The Vietnamese mother-in-law of one of my co-workers was eventually passed even though she still doesn't really speak English well enough to answer the verbal part of the test.
It sounds like this last bit, and especially it being in English, is something that trips a lot of people up and they end up taking the test multiple times. I don't know if they have to pay the whole fee each time because that seems rather cruel considering the application is pretty expensive. I have heard that they sometimes waive this portion for people who are older non-English speakers. I don't know if it's an official waiver or whether the people administering the tests let some people pass because they feel sorry for them. The Vietnamese mother-in-law of one of my co-workers was eventually passed even though she still doesn't really speak English well enough to answer the verbal part of the test.
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It recently got Nerfed. It replaced a harder, more exacting test. Maybe to make up for the fact that we're hammering the immigrants with increased fees, so we have to make it easier somewhere else?


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In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
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Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
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18/20. Missed the succession question and spaced out on the Chief Justice.
and yeah, it pretty much just a formality. A stupid one, but there none the less.
and yeah, it pretty much just a formality. A stupid one, but there none the less.
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20/20
And almost all of it I learned by the time I was 16.

And almost all of it I learned by the time I was 16.

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15/20, although it would have been 16 if I had read the WWI question correctly instead of seeing WWII and clicking FDR.
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