Ladies And Gentlemen, I Present To You The World Champions!

Post by **Steve** » 2003-01-26 10:21pm

THE TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS!!!!!!

BUCZ 0WNZ0R J00!!!!!!!! 48-21!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!

GIMME A HELL YEAH!

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-01-26 10:36pm

I'll be sure to wank to my Warren Sapp poster tonight.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-01-26 10:37pm

I wasn't aware that the rest of the world's North American football teams had a chance to participate in the NFL.

They're national champions, not world champions.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-01-26 10:37pm

Who cares?
I have no interest in football; instead of watching the Super Bowl, I watche lesbian porn.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-01-26 10:42pm

YEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHAAAAAAAA!

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-01-26 10:45pm

Durandal wrote:I wasn't aware that the rest of the world's North American football teams had a chance to participate in the NFL.

They're national champions, not world champions.

Because as we all know the grey cup champs of the cfl, and the european teams of the WLAF (or whatever it is) could pose a threat to the bucs!

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-01-26 10:47pm

Huh??

Who are these "Buccaneers" and why should I care? Does it have something to do with some "Superbowl" event or whatever that I keep hearing about?

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-01-26 10:48pm

RedImperator wrote:I'll be sure to wank to my Warren Sapp poster tonight.

First of all, ick.

Secondly, someone's bitter

Post by **Steve** » 2003-01-26 10:53pm

Indeed.

Finally, we have a trophy here in Florida and it's not in Miami!

And I'll note this: if you don't like the "World Champion" title, take it up with the NFL.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-01-26 10:54pm

phongn wrote:
RedImperator wrote:I'll be sure to wank to my Warren Sapp poster tonight.
First of all, ick.

Secondly, someone's bitter

Just a touch. See my post in Shep's booze thread a few days ago. YOU STOLE OUR PARADE, YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!

Actually, though, the way the Bucs owned the Raiders does take some of the sting out of losing. At least it was a good team that beat us. At any rate, I'm getting over the worst of it and now I'm just really pissed and hungry for revenge. I say, play the Pro Bowl next week, have the draft the week after that, and get training camp rolling in March. I can't wait 7 months for redemption.

Glocksman · Post by **Glocksman** » 2003-01-26 10:56pm

Who are these "Buccaneers" and why should I care? Does it have something to do with some "Superbowl" event or whatever that I keep hearing about

You don't like the NFL?

What kind of Communist are you? Canadian or something?

I personally am pleased with the game.
Not because I love the Bucs.
It's because I'm a longtime Pittsburgh Steelers fan and I despise Al Davis and the Oakland Raiders.

Here's a hearty 'fuck you' for Al Davis.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-01-26 10:58pm

Glocksman wrote:What kind of Communist are you? Canadian or something?

Are you insinuating that hockey sucks!? WTF! You can take that football and ram it up your ass for all I care. Give me the ice, the puck, and the boards to check those valanche losers on, and I'm a happy camper!

RED WINGS OWN THE STANLEY CUP PUNKS!!!!!!!!

Glocksman · Post by **Glocksman** » 2003-01-26 11:03pm

RED WINGS OWN THE STANLEY CUP PUNKS!!!!!!!!

Ahh..
A Detroit Red Army supporter.

Hockey's OK.
I reserve my contempt for Baseball. I'd rather do something more exciting like watching grass grow than watch the World Series....

Darth Balls · Post by **Darth Balls** » 2003-01-26 11:04pm

the bucs won the superbowl........

/aliens lady
k..k..kill.....mee....k..k..kill...meee......

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-01-26 11:07pm

Glocksman wrote: You don't like the NFL?

What kind of Communist are you? Canadian or something?

I feel like I'm the only guy in North America who does NOT watch football. Nor do I watch baseball nor basketball. Hockey is about the only sport I can watch without falling asleep, but that's just me. Goddamnit, when will the damn Leafs win the Stanley Cup!!! I'm not going to live forever you know!!

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-01-26 11:08pm

I spent all afternoon reading Love Hina, volumes 5 and 6...

I'm sure as fuck not going to watch nearly half a day's worth of television just to see some insanely overated and boring American football game.

My dad said it best today when he commented that the Superbowl has become a parody of itself.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-01-26 11:09pm

Glocksman wrote:A Detroit Red Army supporter.

Oh? And whats that suposed to mean! I'm no commie chump! But I'll take you all out on the ice (by I'll, ofcourse, I mean the Wings).

I suppose you're from Carolina though aren't ya? Still bitter that Detroit owned you 4-1! I laugh at you! I fart in your general direction!

Glocksman · Post by **Glocksman** » 2003-01-26 11:10pm

Goddamnit, when will the damn Leafs win the Stanley Cup!!! I'm not going to live forever you know!!

Perhaps you could do a Scotty and put yourself on 'hold' in a transporter buffer and program the console to bring you out when the Leafs finally do win.

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-01-26 11:10pm

aerius wrote:
Glocksman wrote: You don't like the NFL?

What kind of Communist are you? Canadian or something?
I feel like I'm the only guy in North America who does NOT watch football. Nor do I watch baseball nor basketball. Hockey is about the only sport I can watch without falling asleep, but that's just me. Goddamnit, when will the damn Leafs win the Stanley Cup!!! I'm not going to live forever you know!!

Don't worry aerius, there's always women's tennis.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-01-26 11:11pm

I prefer women's gymnastics at the Olympics, personally.

EDIT: And NOT just for the sexy leotards.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-01-26 11:13pm

aerius wrote:Goddamnit, when will the damn Leafs win the Stanley Cup!!! I'm not going to live forever you know!!

Get used to it. As long as Yzerman, Shanahan, and the Grind Line-Maltby, Draper, and Mcarty live I can assure you that the Stanley Cup will be placed firmly in Detroit (UP YOURS COLORADO!!!

).

And we got CuJo! Can ya beat that?

Glocksman · Post by **Glocksman** » 2003-01-26 11:13pm

I suppose you're from Carolina though aren't ya?

Indiana, actually.
The comment was meant to be a joke, hence the 'wink' emoticon.

And I ripped the 'Red Army' comment off of some sportstalk host that would play the USSR national anthem whenever he'd discuss Detroit hockey.

Then again, these days how many teams don't have lots of former Soviet republic players?

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-01-26 11:27pm

Sports announcers in general are annoying, but football announcers are by far the worst of the lot. I should have made a recording of the game just so I could write down all the stupid shit that comes out of Madden's mouth on a regular basis. Seriously, do we really need these inane commentators? What other gems of wisdom and insight can we expect from these half-wits?

"What do you think they're going to try for in the second half, John?"
"I think they're gonna get out there and try to score some points."
"You think so?"
"Yeah, if they don't get more points than the other team, they may very well lose this football game."
"So you don't think they're going to try and lose the Super Bowl on purpose then?"

And why did we have to have Jerry Rice and other players mic'd up? So I could hear them go, "Woohoo!" after making a good play? I don't know if I could have lived through the game without those insightful additions to the telecast. Not to mention the prize shots of fat-asses lying on the bench like beached walruses. Note to the camera guys: I don't give a shit what Jabba the Hutt is doing when he's not playing.

And what's all this shit about "the football" and "this football game" and "the football field." Just say "the ball," "this game" and "this field" like every other fucking sport.

Can't I just sit down and watch the fucking game? Does it have to be a fucking broadway production?

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-01-26 11:32pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
aerius wrote:Goddamnit, when will the damn Leafs win the Stanley Cup!!! I'm not going to live forever you know!!
Get used to it. As long as Yzerman, Shanahan, and the Grind Line-Maltby, Draper, and Mcarty live I can assure you that the Stanley Cup will be placed firmly in Detroit (UP YOURS COLORADO!!! ).

And we got CuJo! Can ya beat that?

Yes, we have Belfour. Cujo's having a sub-par season. Detroit might as well put a huge sack of flour in net.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-01-26 11:36pm

Next of Kin wrote:Yes, we have Belfour. Cujo's having a sub-par season. Detroit might as well put a huge sack of flour in net.

I have no idea what team Belfour is on. What I do know is that Hasek was fucking awesome and I miss him, alway sgoing out ofd the net like some sorta screwball, almost got a Delay of Game penalty once!

Anyways, you'll see, ALL OF YOU! WINGS WILL HAVE THE CUP, PERIOD!!!!!

All we need is the Grind Line, and yes I can see you shivering.