What turns you on?
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What turns you on?
The title says it all.
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Oops, I meant what turns you on for the opposite sex?
Mine:
Burnettes
Large, beautiful eyes
Round asses
Ability to sustain meaningful conversation
Nice calves
I'll think of some more later.
Mine:
Burnettes
Large, beautiful eyes
Round asses
Ability to sustain meaningful conversation
Nice calves
I'll think of some more later.
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Ah, I forgot to add: nice hair. Color or length doesn't really matter (although platinum blonds don't do much for me) as long is it's well-groomed and soft to the touch.IG-88E wrote:Hmmmm. A decent-looking girl. One who does care about her appearance, but doesn't advertise herself. One who is friendly without being easy.
Or do you mean physically?
In that case, a good-sized rack, full lips, long legs, a firm rear that just big enough to hold, and a nice scent.
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Very true...don't forget clothes. They have to look sexy but not slutty.IG-88E wrote:Ah, I forgot to add: nice hair. Color or length doesn't really matter (although platinum blonds don't do much for me) as long is it's well-groomed and soft to the touch.IG-88E wrote:Hmmmm. A decent-looking girl. One who does care about her appearance, but doesn't advertise herself. One who is friendly without being easy.
Or do you mean physically?
In that case, a good-sized rack, full lips, long legs, a firm rear that just big enough to hold, and a nice scent.
what´s so wrong about slutty clothes?Next of Kin wrote:Very true...don't forget clothes. They have to look sexy but not slutty.IG-88E wrote:Ah, I forgot to add: nice hair. Color or length doesn't really matter (although platinum blonds don't do much for me) as long is it's well-groomed and soft to the touch.IG-88E wrote:Hmmmm. A decent-looking girl. One who does care about her appearance, but doesn't advertise herself. One who is friendly without being easy.
Or do you mean physically?
In that case, a good-sized rack, full lips, long legs, a firm rear that just big enough to hold, and a nice scent.
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Actually, one turn-on has always been the 60's "flip" hair style with a head band. The actual clothes of the 60's I don't really care about much, just the hair style. I have no idea why, it just is a big turn-on. I've never been able to find many pictures of women with it...maybe that's one of the reasons why it's a major turn-on...because it's so rare.
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Redheads really do it for me.
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I'll agree with that what can I say I'm Irish for the most part was not born in Ierland though.Keevan_Colton wrote:Redheads really do it for me.
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Body type: Trim, but muscular(not scrawny, but not su built as to be disproportionate)
Eyes: Brown, or deep blue.
Hair: Dark
Tallness: in the 5 ft 8 inch to ~6 foot 4 inches range
Oh, and NO BODY HAIR!
Eyes: Brown, or deep blue.
Hair: Dark
Tallness: in the 5 ft 8 inch to ~6 foot 4 inches range
Oh, and NO BODY HAIR!
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I've always liked brunettes that colors their hair red for some strange reason.
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I'm scottish born and bread....LT.Hit-Man wrote:I'll agree with that what can I say I'm Irish for the most part was not born in Ierland though.Keevan_Colton wrote:Redheads really do it for me.
I also prefer a lass thats shorter than me....the tallest lass I've dated is my current gf who's about 5'7....the others have been more around the 5' mark.
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What turns me on.
A lady with some brains and knows how to use them.
A lady with some self respict and has respict of others.
A trustworthly lady
Red hair is nice and perfreerd but I'm not to picky after what's in the heart and mind is what realy matters to me.
About my hight a nice body not drop dead sexy and not so ugly that your puke at frist sight.
A lady with a sence of humor who likes to try new things in bed out of bed and what ever and with a good kink to her and an open mind that does not drink or do drugs.
Basicly a good understanding woman I'm mean what the hell is worng with that.
A lady with some brains and knows how to use them.
A lady with some self respict and has respict of others.
A trustworthly lady
Red hair is nice and perfreerd but I'm not to picky after what's in the heart and mind is what realy matters to me.
About my hight a nice body not drop dead sexy and not so ugly that your puke at frist sight.
A lady with a sence of humor who likes to try new things in bed out of bed and what ever and with a good kink to her and an open mind that does not drink or do drugs.
Basicly a good understanding woman I'm mean what the hell is worng with that.
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Glasses can be sexy in a strange librarian sort of wayTemjin wrote:Turn-ons:
Tall girls. (Might have something to do with my 6 foot 5 inch height.)
Pigtails. (Yes, I know, strange. But.....)
Glasses. (Strange yet again.)
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Just as long as they're not geeky looking. LOL In fact, I think the current trend of those black, rectangular, plastic frames look stupid. Not quite geeky, but not really too sharp. It might just be me...but I think people are reluctant to ditch their small round frames for the newer rectangular ones.
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Re: What turns you on?
Thanks for starting this postjaeger115 wrote:The title says it all.
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Cool my grnadmother on my father's side was from scotlandKeevan_Colton wrote:I'm scottish born and bread....LT.Hit-Man wrote:I'll agree with that what can I say I'm Irish for the most part was not born in Ierland though.Keevan_Colton wrote:Redheads really do it for me.
I also prefer a lass thats shorter than me....the tallest lass I've dated is my current gf who's about 5'7....the others have been more around the 5' mark.
my grandfather on my father's side was from Ierland
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Scottish with as Irish a name as you can get really....LT.Hit-Man wrote:Cool my grnadmother on my father's side was from scotlandKeevan_Colton wrote:I'm scottish born and bread....LT.Hit-Man wrote: I'll agree with that what can I say I'm Irish for the most part was not born in Ierland though.
I also prefer a lass thats shorter than me....the tallest lass I've dated is my current gf who's about 5'7....the others have been more around the 5' mark.
my grandfather on my father's side was from Ierland
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To stay on topic though....brains are always a plus as is imagination and a lack of inhibitions......
Though for some odd reason I always attract extreme masochists.....
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