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What turns you off?

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For me, these kind of things turn me off:

-A bad smell. If a woman smells like shit, I won't want to be anywhere near them. However, all the bad-smelling girls I know are also butt-ugly.

-Excessive blemishes. Some girls look better with freckles, but when there's too much of then, along with moles and warts, I find it an eyesore.

-Fat girls. Do I need to elaborate?

-Really skinny girls. Not only does it lok wrong, they probably have anorexia or bulemia, both of which I don't want in my women.

-Just plain ugly faces. Some girls have faces that just don't look right. It's either something wrong with the shape of the face, or the mouth.

So, what do you consider a turn-off?
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Excessive beer belly, fat/excessive weight, smell (I'm almost hypersensitive to most odors, including some I *shouldn't* be able to detect), bad personality.
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All the points Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi covered + Smoking and speech impediments.
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Sir Sirius wrote:All the points Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi covered + Smoking and speech impediments.
Aww...I'm a smoker who can't pronounce the letter "r" as in "car" to save my life. Does this mean I've got no chance with you?
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I'd have to go with the ones Smi covered....as for the smoking....almost all of the girls here smoke....all my gf's have smoked to a lesser or greater degree.....
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Narrow eyes.

Fatsos.

Lousy personalities.

A tendency to cling or depend on other people or belief systems

Wide, drooping asses

Lack of brains

Motormouths

Unnaturally white skin

Bad smell

A tendency to preach religion

Excess amounts of perfume

Flat chests

HUGE chests

Need I say more?
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:For me, these kind of things turn me off:

-A bad smell. If a woman smells like shit, I won't want to be anywhere near them. However, all the bad-smelling girls I know are also butt-ugly.

-Excessive blemishes. Some girls look better with freckles, but when there's too much of then, along with moles and warts, I find it an eyesore.

-Fat girls. Do I need to elaborate?

-Really skinny girls. Not only does it lok wrong, they probably have anorexia or bulemia, both of which I don't want in my women.

-Just plain ugly faces. Some girls have faces that just don't look right. It's either something wrong with the shape of the face, or the mouth.

So, what do you consider a turn-off?
overall slutty girls. learning that Im going to be the 39th notch on your belt is the thing that will stop me fastest.
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Enforcer Talen wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:For me, these kind of things turn me off:

-A bad smell. If a woman smells like shit, I won't want to be anywhere near them. However, all the bad-smelling girls I know are also butt-ugly.

-Excessive blemishes. Some girls look better with freckles, but when there's too much of then, along with moles and warts, I find it an eyesore.

-Fat girls. Do I need to elaborate?

-Really skinny girls. Not only does it lok wrong, they probably have anorexia or bulemia, both of which I don't want in my women.

-Just plain ugly faces. Some girls have faces that just don't look right. It's either something wrong with the shape of the face, or the mouth.

So, what do you consider a turn-off?
overall slutty girls. learning that Im going to be the 39th notch on your belt is the thing that will stop me fastest.
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fat chicks
slim chicks with fat asses
chicks with greasy looking skin
chicks with unshaved legs and arm pits (luckily i havent seen one for ages)
chicks with arogant facial expression. actually it´s not a real turn off. it just makes we want to fuck her really violently and then leave immediately
chicks with dicks
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Women who can not carry on an intelligent conversation with.
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Second list of things that turn me off in a chick...

Hairy legs and armpits

Gothic clothing :roll:

These that go for football hulks primarily because they see the muscle and not the soul behind them.

These who eat lunch in the halls. For some weird reason they make me leer
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jaeger115 wrote:Second list of things that turn me off in a chick...
These that go for football hulks primarily because they see the muscle and not the soul behind them.
you´re not trained very well, are you? :wink:
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you´re not trained very well, are you?
What? I weigh 120 pounds, but I'm pretty strong for my weight. I'm just saying that these girls are just begging to get dumped after a few months.
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jaeger115 wrote:
you´re not trained very well, are you?
What? I weigh 120 pounds, but I'm pretty strong for my weight. I'm just saying that these girls are just begging to get dumped after a few months.
hehe, not quite, you were saying that they´re a turn off not that they´re begging to get dumped after a few months.
120 pounds, well that´s like 60 kilos which is nothing i´d compare to a football hulk.
i doubt that if an attractive girl, who normally only gos for 120 kilo footballers only, came up to you and demanded sex that you´d not give her what she wanted.

never mind. i´m just nitpicking. 8)
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:For me, these kind of things turn me off:

-A bad smell. If a woman smells like shit, I won't want to be anywhere near them. However, all the bad-smelling girls I know are also butt-ugly.

-Excessive blemishes. Some girls look better with freckles, but when there's too much of then, along with moles and warts, I find it an eyesore.

-Fat girls. Do I need to elaborate?

-Really skinny girls. Not only does it lok wrong, they probably have anorexia or bulemia, both of which I don't want in my women.

-Just plain ugly faces. Some girls have faces that just don't look right. It's either something wrong with the shape of the face, or the mouth.

So, what do you consider a turn-off?
Women with noticable bald spots or thining hair.

Fat arms.
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Smi, just out of curiosity, did you post this because of bad blind date that you had recently?
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What turns me off
Smelly chicks brain dead chicks, chicks that think with there cunts chicks that cold and prudish, chicks with no self respict ugly chicks I don't mind chicks that smoke I smoke.
chicks that drink and drink and do drugs and chicks that play dumb ass mind games and chick who lie and cheat.
Manipltive chicks, don't play that game with me cuase that just pisses me off that is not a good thing.

Now would someone start a what truns you on post
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Now would someone start a what truns you on post
On that now.
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Too many things to list. And it's all subconcious. I don't really think about what does and doesn't turn me off. I just react as I discover them and don't give it much thought after that. I just ignore these women and people in general and don't get involved with them at all unless it's absolutely necessary.
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Isn't strange that none of that ladies here have posted to this or the trun post.
Makes you wonder doesn't it.
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Whatever turns off the normal guy I suppose. That and being to skinny like Christina Aguilera.
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Dyed redheads, boob jobs, anorexics, lardasses... I suppose that I just don't like people who feel that they're somehow deficient and wind up overcompensating.
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I'm picky. So a lot of shit.

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