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A nice smooth stomach (if the stomach is good, everything else will at least be OK).

the ability to sustain a meaningful conversation.

The ability to deal with the Inner Geekness.

Leather. gotta love Leather. specially tight leather.

A nice Catfight. Hisss!
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My boyfriend. He's the best! :-P
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Taller than Average girls. Not giants, but just taller than the average girl. Around my height, or a few inches shorted.

Long, black hair. Shinier the better :twisted:

Turtleneck sweaters. For some reason, they look all cozy and cuddly... :)

Of course, nice legs are very appealing.

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yeah baby! shake it!
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BrYaN19kc wrote:My boyfriend. He's the best! :-P
Right on I wish you and your boyfriend a long and happy life together.
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Some more turn-ons are girls that wear classy clothes. Hard to describe...sort of a cross between stylish and conservative attire is a turn-on.
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IRG CommandoJoe wrote:Some more turn-ons are girls that wear classy clothes. Hard to describe...sort of a cross between stylish and conservative attire is a turn-on.
Same here... I know how you feel.

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IRG CommandoJoe wrote:Some more turn-ons are girls that wear classy clothes. Hard to describe...sort of a cross between stylish and conservative attire is a turn-on.
Yeah... long hair is a definite plus too...
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One of the finest examples of teh sexah I've ever found all in one place: http://www.geocities.com/ssarc_tynopdym/goth.html

mmmmm.... warning, nekkidness!
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Beowulf wrote:
IRG CommandoJoe wrote:Some more turn-ons are girls that wear classy clothes. Hard to describe...sort of a cross between stylish and conservative attire is a turn-on.
Yeah... long hair is a definite plus too...
Exonerate wrote:Same here... I know how you feel.
I think one wearing one of those sort of lose turtleneck sweaters that has the neck part folded over on the outside with some random bottom and the 60's flip hairstyle with the headband would be too much for poor ol' Joe. :P Especially if she were a brunette. :D

An example would be her clothes:

http://newportnews.richfx.com/cc_images ... 05b_XX.jpg

I don't really find her to be irresistable, but maybe if she had that flip hairstyle.... :D Tell you the truth, whenever I do see the flip style, it's always on a brunette. Never a blonde...that's odd.
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There are two versions of Girls that turn me on: Girls you just wanna bang and Girls that you'd want to be serious with.

Girls to bang:
-Some personality
-Nicely shaped boobs (size don't matter)
-Nice big round ass (Like JLO)
-Large Brown Eyes (like Lexa Doig and Nat Portman)
-Not either extreme (too fat/too skinny)
-Hair Color, Usually I like raven Haired girls.

Serious Girls:(Looks and Girls that are my type physically matter less)
-Personality
-Doesn't care how she looks 100% of the time
-Can still be attractive even when she has woken up in the morning
-Agressive, but not overbearing Women.
-Someone who can agree and disagree with me honestly.
-Some who I can argue with but doesn't get upset and subjective.*

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Hmmm...
I'd go with:
tall (anything larger than 6')
blond or black hair
muscular
And strangely enough, a Scottish accent really does it for me...
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Long legs, red hair, pantyhose, and police uniforms. :D :twisted: :D :twisted:
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Red or black hair
Glasses
pigtails or ponytail
well-groomed hair
athletic toned legs and arms (swimmer style)
Likes to read and has an opinion on things going on in the world (IE can talk about more than boybands and clothes)

Tartan skirts and kneehigh boots optional :D
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-Short girls (In the 4'10-5'4 range, But not the short, thin ones that look like 6th graders)
-Shorter girls (I prefer my women to be shorter than I am)
-Boobs that fit in with the size (I prefer cups in the B-DD range, but I'm sure I've seen good-looking flatter girls)
-A nice ass. Nothing too flat, nothing too big, but just right.
-Hair hanging down (And down to the shoulders. I really don't find really long hair to look better)
-The right body size (Not skeleton-thin, nor anything considered "chubby" or above)
-A smooth, silky body (I don't want to lacerate myself on a woman)

As for clothing:

-Tight pants. As said before, I like a good ass. Or, a short skirt would be good.
-Matching attire
-Low-cut pants
-The shirts that show off the cleavage (for the bustier girls)
-The shirts that show off the midriff
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A properly filled sweater.
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Sonnenburg wrote:A properly filled sweater.
Hehe. Watch the mickey mouse club much as a kid?
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-Glasses are nice.
-Nice hair, size/color doesn't matter that much. Although if she were to put it up into a ponytail/pigtails... *drools*
-Comfy clothes. My HS had a pj day every year, and I'd get to see all these cute girls in flannel pjs and thick socks. For some reason I was so turned on... :twisted: Sweaters are also nice.
-A brain and a sense of humor! Most important.
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What is it about glasses that makes these girls so cute? Is it the implied intelligence, or the sweet innocence about them?

ideas?
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Alex Moon wrote:
Sonnenburg wrote:A properly filled sweater.
Hehe. Watch the mickey mouse club much as a kid?
1) I'm not that old!

2) This is a properly filled sweater.

http://www.sfdebris.com/gallery/sweater.jpg
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Sonnenburg wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:
Sonnenburg wrote:A properly filled sweater.
Hehe. Watch the mickey mouse club much as a kid?
1) I'm not that old!
Yes you are. Accept it. :D

Seriously, I think MMC is still on, and I know they replay the old ones occasionally on Disney channel. Man, some of the older girls... :lol:
2) This is a properly filled sweater.

http://www.sfdebris.com/gallery/sweater.jpg
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Alex Moon wrote:
Sonnenburg wrote:
Alex Moon wrote: Hehe. Watch the mickey mouse club much as a kid?
1) I'm not that old!
Yes you are. Accept it. :D

Seriously, I think MMC is still on, and I know they replay the old ones occasionally on Disney channel. Man, some of the older girls... :lol:
1) This is a map of denial, and here's my house.

2) Do you have any samples?
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2) This is a properly filled sweater.

http://www.sfdebris.com/gallery/sweater.jpg
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Sonnenburg wrote:2) This is a properly filled sweater.

http://www.sfdebris.com/gallery/sweater.jpg
Damn, I'd hate to be that woman. They would snap her back in two! If they were real, I mean. :D
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Sonnenburg wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:
Sonnenburg wrote: 1) I'm not that old!
Yes you are. Accept it. :D

Seriously, I think MMC is still on, and I know they replay the old ones occasionally on Disney channel. Man, some of the older girls... :lol:
1) This is a map of denial, and here's my house.

2) Do you have any samples?
1) Wow, your way in the middle :shock:
2) Well, no, but you can probably catch it if you have disney channel. It comes on fairly late at night nowadays. The good part is you can watch it with your kids.
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2) This is a properly filled sweater.

http://www.sfdebris.com/gallery/sweater.jpg
SHE'S GONNA BLOW!!!
Sometimes I wish I would've kept more of the weird shit I got in the mail just so I can put together some gallery of it. Although I'm still shaking from the naked Janeway shots. :cry:
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *pukes*
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This cant hurt either

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