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The Spartan
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Dooey Jo wrote:It means that language has a racist, and John Wiley Price knows him.
Language is female you oppressive enforcer of patriarchal tyranny!

(Sorry couldn't resist.)
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The Spartan wrote:
Dooey Jo wrote:It means that language has a racist, and John Wiley Price knows him.
Language is female you oppressive enforcer of patriarchal tyranny!
But the racist is male :!:
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Hey! I thought of that one for a BF1942 mod! Only that the 3 vulcans where themselves mounted on a rotating chasis.... you know, for no actual practical purpose. "Vulcan of Vulcans" we called it.
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Motivated due to recent Iran missile photoshop thread. :wink:
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Oh fuck I think I ruptured something.
So I stare wistfully at the Lightning for a couple of minutes. Two missiles, sharply raked razor-thin wings, a huge, pregnant belly full of fuel, and the two screamingly powerful engines that once rammed it from a cold start to a thousand miles per hour in under a minute. Life would be so much easier if our adverseries could be dealt with by supersonic death on wings - but alas, Human resources aren't so easily defeated.

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Its not mine, but its great.
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Its not mine, but its great.
There should be a period after sleep. The pause would make it seem o so much worse.

We will kill you in your sleep on Christmas.

We will kill you in your sleep. On Christmas.

Not entirely grammatically correct but the effect works nonetheless.

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What a wonderful pun :wink:
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I don't get it, what's so wrong about it. :wink:
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Argosh wrote:I don't get it, what's so wrong about it. :wink:
Go back a page or two and find that one about having a dirty mind. :wink:
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Argosh wrote:I don't get it, what's so wrong about it. :wink:
If you are around a bunch of guys then probably nothing. If you are around the wrong group of females then you could be in some trouble. :)
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As threatened .......








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So I stare wistfully at the Lightning for a couple of minutes. Two missiles, sharply raked razor-thin wings, a huge, pregnant belly full of fuel, and the two screamingly powerful engines that once rammed it from a cold start to a thousand miles per hour in under a minute. Life would be so much easier if our adverseries could be dealt with by supersonic death on wings - but alas, Human resources aren't so easily defeated.

Imperial Battleship, halt the flow of time!

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Comming from you, that's even better than the time you said Zablorgs av was creepy.
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Lancer wrote:
Comming from you, that's even better than the time you said Zablorgs av was creepy.
Uh, thanks???
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Lancer wrote:
Comming from you, that's even better than the time you said Zablorgs av was creepy.
Okay taking a 2nd look at this thread I see what you meant by that.
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I swear that Move on pic was like an initiation when I was taking the First Response course. We had one decapitated dummy, that they made you do reps with....

and the thing fit into so many other "Gallows Humour" jokes we had as firefighters. (though not the kind from F451)
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