Gays and Olive Garden?

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2003-01-27 01:31am

There seems to be this "rumor" (Urban Legend?) that a vast majority of gay men love the Olive Garden restaurant. Can anyone confirm or deny this story's validity?

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-27 01:33am

And if so, can anyone tell me who cares?

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-01-27 01:34am

Lord Poe wrote:There seems to be this "rumor" (Urban Legend?) that a vast majority of gay men love the Olive Garden restaurant. Can anyone confirm or deny this story's validity?

I don't know about that but the Olive Garden in my hometown has so many stereotypical lispy, gay men; hell they make up a majority of the staff. I have no idea why but it is.

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2003-01-27 01:35am

I love eating at the Olive Garden. Does that mean I'm gay?

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-27 01:36am

I hate the Olive Garden. It's a faux-Italian trendy restaurant that serves imitation Italian food.

Though since I grew up on REAL Italian, I'm kind of biased.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-01-27 01:38am

I hate the Olive Garden anyways, cause they are not TRUE Italian. Anyone who begs to differ bring your comments to my grandma, for she is a master chef at Italian cooking. And be sure to wear a suit of full metal armor while your at it.

Do you wanna know a good place to getrealItalian food? Salvatore Scallopini's. The best fucking bowl of sugo mastacoli I ever ate in my life. Maranelli's is OK, but sometimes is falls flat, that place really depends on what day you decide to eat there. Weekends are best really....And I'm going off on a tangent, sorry.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2003-01-27 01:39am

Dalton wrote:And if so, can anyone tell me who cares?

You will if you order and stangely saucy calzone...

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-27 01:40am

Lord Poe wrote:
Dalton wrote:And if so, can anyone tell me who cares?
You will if you order and stangely saucy calzone...

Ooo-kay!

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2003-01-27 01:41am

Dalton wrote:I hate the Olive Garden. It's a faux-Italian trendy restaurant that serves imitation Italian food.

Though since I grew up on REAL Italian, I'm kind of biased.

Damn right. My grandmother made meatballs the size of your fucking FIST.

What about that practice of serving spaghetti and the sauce SEPERATE?

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-27 01:42am

Lord Poe wrote:Damn right. My grandmother made meatballs the size of your fucking FIST.

What about that practice of serving spaghetti and the sauce SEPERATE?

...SACRILEGE!!!!!!

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-01-27 01:45am

Dalton wrote:
Lord Poe wrote:Damn right. My grandmother made meatballs the size of your fucking FIST.

What about that practice of serving spaghetti and the sauce SEPERATE?
...SACRILEGE!!!!!!

People seperate the sauce and the spaghetti? Why the fuck would anyone do that?

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2003-01-27 01:49am

RedImperator wrote:
Dalton wrote:
Lord Poe wrote:Damn right. My grandmother made meatballs the size of your fucking FIST.

What about that practice of serving spaghetti and the sauce SEPERATE?
...SACRILEGE!!!!!!
People seperate the sauce and the spaghetti? Why the fuck would anyone do that?

I see it a LOT. Many "high class" restaurants do it. Idjits.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-01-27 01:55am

Hey, my mom does that.

But I think it might be because Utsanomiko doesn't eat spaghetti sauce (yeah, he's weird like that).

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-01-27 01:57am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Hey, my mom does that.

But I think it might be because Utsanomiko doesn't eat spaghetti sauce (yeah, he's weird like that).

:raises eyebrows:

First time I've heard that you're related, although after running an IP check...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-27 02:42am

Lord Poe wrote:There seems to be this "rumor" (Urban Legend?) that a vast majority of gay men love the Olive Garden restaurant. Can anyone confirm or deny this story's validity?

DENIED
There's 4 gay guys here, none of em like Olive Garden. Only person I ever knew who likes Olive Garden is a gangsta thug friend who likes getting buttfucked...

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2003-01-27 02:44am

Dalton wrote:I hate the Olive Garden. It's a faux-Italian trendy restaurant that serves imitation Italian food.

Though since I grew up on REAL Italian, I'm kind of biased.

Why is that biased if we know what real Italian food is? I am also growing up on real Italian food. heh

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2003-01-27 02:47am

Also, my sister said that gay men like to watch old Roman movies, like "Spartacus." WTF? Is it because of that one scene in "Clueless" where the gay guy is watching "Spartacus" that she derives this rumor? Anyone else hear of this outside of "Clueless"?

Falkenhorst · Post by **Falkenhorst** » 2003-01-27 03:23am

Also, my sister said that gay men like to watch old Roman movies, like "Spartacus." WTF? Is it because of that one scene in "Clueless" where the gay guy is watching "Spartacus" that she derives this rumor? Anyone else hear of this outside of "Clueless"?

I remember a part in that movie AIRPLANE where Leslie Nielsen makes a remark about Gladiators when he's laying the gay innuendo on the kid, if that's any help...

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-01-27 03:33am

RedImperator wrote:People seperate the sauce and the spaghetti? Why the fuck would anyone do that?

Why not? At home we have two pots, one with spaghetti and one with sauce, so you take the spathetti, and then the sauce, whats wrong with that?

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-27 03:34am

Falkenhorst wrote:I remember a part in that movie AIRPLANE where Leslie Nielsen makes a remark about Gladiators when he's laying the gay innuendo on the kid, if that's any help...

That was the captain, not Leslie Nielsen.

Captain Oveur: "Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

Captain Oveur: "Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?"

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-27 03:36am

His Divine Shadow wrote:Why not? At home we have two pots, one with spaghetti and one with sauce, so you take the spathetti, and then the sauce, whats wrong with that?

It's an Italian thing. We consider the spaghetti and the sauce to go hand in hand.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-01-27 03:43am

I know real Italian, real Mexican, real Greek, real Japanese and real Chinese food. I'm a pain when it comes to these things. Oh and I have never set foot in an Olive Garden, I'm not gay, (Although I have a few gay friends up here), Generally we get to gether and make these very elaborate meals (And eat them in front of the tourists).

How elborate: Half of the group I'm talking about works for a five star kitchen. (They trust me to make that Mexican "Italian" special (Caesar Salad is not Italian it's from an Italian Restaurant in Baja Mexico), sorta like fortune cookies and chop suey not being Chinese cooking.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-01-27 03:55am

Dalton wrote:
His Divine Shadow wrote:Why not? At home we have two pots, one with spaghetti and one with sauce, so you take the spathetti, and then the sauce, whats wrong with that?
It's an Italian thing. We consider the spaghetti and the sauce to go hand in hand.

The Catsup Empire shall rise again! Our allies in the ketchup axis are staging invasions as we speak, soon, a bottle ketchup will lay next to every plate of spaghetti in the world!

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-01-27 06:32am

Dalton wrote:It's an Italian thing. We consider the spaghetti and the sauce to go hand in hand.

Does Prego sauce count?

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-27 06:39am

MKSheppard wrote:
Dalton wrote:It's an Italian thing. We consider the spaghetti and the sauce to go hand in hand.
Does Prego sauce count?

NO! you INFIDEL!!!!!!!

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