Gays and Olive Garden?

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-27 07:08am

You are an infidel.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-01-27 07:09am

Dalton wrote:NO! you INFIDEL!!!!!!!

Funny as that was what "EYETALIAN" meant in our house
as a kid......mmmm PREEEEEEGO!

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-27 07:10am

MKSheppard wrote:
Dalton wrote:NO! you INFIDEL!!!!!!!
Funny as that was what "EYETALIAN" meant in our house as a kid......mmmm PREEEEEEGO!

Because you are an American Infidel. If you meet a man named Nicky Icepick, don't run; it'll just take longer.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-01-27 07:16am

Dalton wrote:Because you are an American Infidel. If you meet a man named Nicky Icepick, don't run; it'll just take longer.

*hands Dalton a coupon to Pizza Hut*

Go have some good EYETALIAN FOOD done damnyankee style!

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-01-27 07:17am

Dalton wrote:You are an infidel.

Thank you

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-27 07:56am

MKSheppard wrote:
Dalton wrote:Because you are an American Infidel. If you meet a man named Nicky Icepick, don't run; it'll just take longer.
*hands Dalton a coupon to Pizza Hut*

Go have some good EYETALIAN FOOD done damnyankee style!

Pizza Hut is inferior. Fast-food crap. Give me a small Italian pizzeria anyday, Mr Bunker, thank you very much.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-01-27 08:02am

Dalton wrote:
MKSheppard wrote:
Dalton wrote:Because you are an American Infidel. If you meet a man named Nicky Icepick, don't run; it'll just take longer.
*hands Dalton a coupon to Pizza Hut*

Go have some good EYETALIAN FOOD done damnyankee style!
Pizza Hut is inferior. Fast-food crap. Give me a small Italian pizzeria anyday, Mr Bunker, thank you very much.

Actually, a small resturant/bar owned by an Albanian is the best place.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-01-27 08:09am

Dalton wrote:Pizza Hut is inferior. Fast-food crap. Give me a small Italian pizzeria anyday, Mr Bunker, thank you very much.

Can't beat their breadsticks, though. Oh yeah, my body will last several
days longer before it begins to decompose than yours, due to all the
artificial preservatives I consume in my fast food

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-27 09:57am

Okay BACK TO THE SUBJECT or lock this thread!@ Oh btw, please HoS Shep's anti-Italian crap please. Racists suck... and no they don't swallow either.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-01-27 10:11am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Oh btw, please HoS Shep's anti-Italian crap please. Racists suck... and no they don't swallow either.

Someone didn't take his happy pills today, it seems....

*Hands Einy a dish of of grocery store sphaghetti with PREGO sauce
ontop of it*

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-01-27 10:21am

MKSheppard wrote:
Dalton wrote:It's an Italian thing. We consider the spaghetti and the sauce to go hand in hand.
Does Prego sauce count?

Sure, Prego counts, just as soon as you publically admit that a Soviet armored division would get its ass handed to it by a comparable force of mechas.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-27 10:21am

MKSheppard wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Oh btw, please HoS Shep's anti-Italian crap please. Racists suck... and no they don't swallow either.
Someone didn't take his happy pills today, it seems....

*Hands Einy a dish of of grocery store sphaghetti with PREGO sauce
ontop of it*

Someone else forgot his brain back at the Gestapo office.

*flings the spaghetti into Shep's face, then throws the plate at Shep so hard it neatly decapitates him*

You were saying...?

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-01-27 10:33am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: You were saying...?

WARNING: GRATITIOUS THREAD
HIJACKING IN PROCESS

Have you ever taken a dog into a supermarket and violated numerous
health regulations?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-27 11:09am

MKSheppard wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: You were saying...?
WARNING: GRATITIOUS THREAD
HIJACKING IN PROCESS

Have you ever taken a dog into a supermarket and violated numerous
health regulations?

Ladies and Gentlemen. That was the sound of someone looking for a VI title. Learn to recognize it, and your weaponry will always fly true.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-01-27 11:15am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: Ladies and Gentlemen. That was the sound of someone looking for a VI title. Learn to recognize it, and your weaponry will always fly true.

You're a tad twitchy on the trigger finger this morning Einie....switch to
decaf..

Dahak · Post by **Dahak** » 2003-01-27 11:18am

Sorry for asking, but what exactly is Olive Garden?

And about Pizza Hut: They're pizzas are un-eatable. Too much frigging dough...

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-01-27 11:20am

Dahak wrote:Sorry for asking, but what exactly is Olive Garden?

And about Pizza Hut: They're pizzas are un-eatable. Too much frigging dough...

Some Italian restaurant. I think I've eaten there before. OK food, even
if you have to wait FOREVER to get in.

Funny thing is, when this guy tried to make a chinese restauraunt with
REAL chinese food, he almost went out of business until he toked up
the food with all kinds of soy sauce and MSG....and then achieved
"American Chinese Food" flavor

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-27 11:24am

At the risk of disgracing my Italian heritage, I have on occasion been known to enjoy Ragu...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-27 11:25am

MKSheppard wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: Ladies and Gentlemen. That was the sound of someone looking for a VI title. Learn to recognize it, and your weaponry will always fly true.

You're a tad twitchy on the trigger finger this morning Einie....switch to
decaf..

Hmm and you're not? Pot calling the kettle black again... (holy Mother of FUCK I hate cliches too...)

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-27 11:27am

Ein, calm...the fuck...down.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-27 11:31am

HemlockGrey wrote:Ein, calm...the fuck...down.

Mkay... besides, I need to go to bed anyway. Ni73rZ D00dZ!!!

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-01-27 11:35am

MKSheppard wrote:
Dahak wrote:Sorry for asking, but what exactly is Olive Garden?

And about Pizza Hut: They're pizzas are un-eatable. Too much frigging dough...
Some Italian restaurant. I think I've eaten there before. OK food, even
if you have to wait FOREVER to get in.

I'm clearly not Italian, but I think their food tastes good so I go there

Funny thing is, when this guy tried to make a chinese restauraunt with
REAL chinese food, he almost went out of business until he toked up
the food with all kinds of soy sauce and MSG....and then achieved
"American Chinese Food" flavor

Ick. I really, really don't like those "fake Asian food" restaurants. Luckily, I know of some good Thai and Vietnamese places around here.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-01-27 11:40am

Looks like Einhander can't understand the concept of a joke...

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-01-27 11:48am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Looks like Einhander can't understand the concept of a joke...

Yep. he needs to get some sleep.